Dave @carnmoneydave
It's almost impossible to be well adjusted in this world. Capitalism is for cunts. Joined July 2015-
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I’ve not found an original source, but history books often repeat the story of a medieval Londoner who turned himself into a mobile public toilet by charging people to hide under his huge cape while crapping in the bucket he placed at his feet. Anyway, here’s Rebecca Ferguson
BREAKING: While massacring civilians in Rafah, Israel is also bombing civilians in South Lebanon. Terrorism. From one end of our region to another.
THATS NEIL DIAMOND?!!?!
THATS NEIL DIAMOND?!!?!
Shoutout to the #MUFC away fans tonight. Even after that performance, loud and proud from start to finish! Us fans deserve better! 👏🏼👏🏼❤️ #MUFC 🎥 via @NickH_MUFC
Happy (Bank Holiday) Monday 😃 A sneak preview of the #newbook by #ShaunRyder So if you’ve ever wondered what he thinks about tomato seeds, Christian Bale, Happy Mondays, working at the Post Office and more 🤓📚 Book pre-order and Q&A tickets available now via link in bio 👍🏻
Barbara Walters: "Are you sober now?" Ozzy Osbourne: "............"
.@TiffanyHaddish revealed that she had her first orgasm to the Nicolas Cage movie "Face/Off." Glad to hear I wasn't the only one. Listen here: apple.co/TeamCoco
This is a crime against humanity. We’re witnessing a US-Israeli holocaust. All eyes on Rafah.
This will go good with my hell hound 😍
Yes
I'm old enough to remember the magic that happens when two world class rappers UNITE not fight! @Drake @kendricklamar
Beautiful scenes as Sven-Göran Eriksson returns to Sampdoria
In 1943, Hazel Scott showcased her talent by performing on two pianos simultaneously.
“It is as inhuman to be totally good as it is to be totally evil.” Anthony Burgess February 25, 1917 United Kingdom
Some images bring back a glut of memories and emotions. There are times when it feels like we are all just a pay day away from this. Surely one of the most powerful tv performances ever. RIP Bernard Hill.
@gunsnrosesgirl3 These things are called jackets and are secured to the sea floor for oil platforms to be built upon.
Shudder @Shudder
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Cara 🇵🇸 🐦.. @iamgeekpie
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Shudder @Shudder
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stoned cold fox @roastmalone_
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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4K Followers 3K Following Coniston Stonecraft! We’re an eco-friendly company making products in the heart of the Lake District. Hewn and Crafted, Signage, kitchen, homeware, & bespoke
Em @dresdendoll
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Guy Branum @guybranum
96K Followers 7K Following Headlining the Elysian Theater in LA May 7 https://t.co/gFrL2CFLic for tickets.
Oddest History @OddestHistory_
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People Caught Unfaith.. @Peoplecheated
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"In death, as in this life, I defy the jews who caused this last war; and I defy again the power of Darkness which they represent. In the hour of the greatest danger to the West, may the standard of the Hakenkreuz be raised from the dust. I am proud to die for my ideals; and I am…
My face when I am enjoying my blue suit
Nurse of 23+ years here. This is dangerous and anything but healthy. The #MetGala2024 theme was not body mutilation.
WHERE IS MISS KIM K WAIST ?!? #MetGala
"Dad, why is Harvard's $39B endowment buying up California's vineyards and their water rights?"
BREAKING: While massacring civilians in Rafah, Israel is also bombing civilians in South Lebanon. Terrorism. From one end of our region to another.
Congresswoman Jennifer Wexton's illness has made it hard for her to speak, but good luck trying to silence her. I'm not aware of anyone delivering a floor speech this way previously in the history of Congress
What in the Mickey Mouse’s school of clownery is going on with their shoes
gonna smoke a doob and cry about it 😂
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On a Scale of 1 To 10 How Do You Rate THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?
Tom Kenny’s performance as Uncle Howee in The Haunting Hour was truly one of a kind.
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Happy (Bank Holiday) Monday 😃 A sneak preview of the #newbook by #ShaunRyder So if you’ve ever wondered what he thinks about tomato seeds, Christian Bale, Happy Mondays, working at the Post Office and more 🤓📚 Book pre-order and Q&A tickets available now via link in bio 👍🏻
Never mind. Proceed.
Duuude playing this bassline actually hurts so much, it really is an endurance test!! Barbarism Begins at Home - The Smiths! (1985)
@GRCinemaTicket A) TOUGH on acting!!!! Maybe John B) But IRL Jimmy because he was an actual physical WW2 hero.
History will be rebuilt. Watch the new teaser trailer for LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy, arriving September 13, only on @DisneyPlus.
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