Rhys James @rhysjamesy
Former young comedian. Not a surname to his name. rhysjames.co.uk Joined January 2009-
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Rishi Sunak on The Last Leg
there are hundreds of reasons not to buy a new build but the main one is that you might live next door to the Famileigh.
Best way for young people to get enough money together for a house deposit is to trick Laurence Fox into calling them a paedophile.
It's true! Go listen to Emily's incredible podcast to understand more. For added context, I spent the week building up to this singing "It's me who's been walking the dog" to the tune of Olivia Rodrigo's 'making the bed' so do with that info what you will.
It's true! Go listen to Emily's incredible podcast to understand more. For added context, I spent the week building up to this singing "It's me who's been walking the dog" to the tune of Olivia Rodrigo's 'making the bed' so do with that info what you will.
⚽️ New Dial F For Football ⚽️ on all the usual apps. This one's about player wellbeing, as we felt it was about time to break the taboo and talk about something the entire world suffers with: men's mental health.
back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
Club where managers last 5 minutes appoint the man who cannot be gotten rid of. This is it. The final showdown.
Club where managers last 5 minutes appoint the man who cannot be gotten rid of. This is it. The final showdown.
The John Mulaney prophecy is complete
The John Mulaney prophecy is complete
If you want to watch a joke every 9.3 seconds (av) I popped all my If This Is The Answers from Mock The Week in one handy YouTube video. youtu.be/nie2HubhwFs?si…
Look between i and s on your keyboard
Nighttime Uber drivers are always listening to a radio station playing Changes by Tupac.
and that's when I knew the p u s s y wasn't in bio. the p u s s y was in our hearts all along.
the people of coventry will be devastated, and just wait until they hear about the football
The trap worked. Get him, girls.
Ed Gamble @EdGambleComedy
274K Followers 2K Following Extra dates to my brand new tour on sale now👇 Photo by @MrMattCrockett he/him
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar
451K Followers 2K Following Comedian & great friend. Albums: https://t.co/3mphPZ5HDp (He/him) Pic by @JazzShaniceArt co-host of @podsavetheuk
Glenn Moore (Insta: @.. @TheNewsAtGlenn
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Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic
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Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe
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206K Followers 1K Following my forthcoming shows are here: https://t.co/52WSyy2273 my albums are at https://t.co/2KPcpQVVs7
Gary Delaney-next tou.. @GaryDelaney
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KSB @kfRedhot
55K Followers 887 Following The guy from that thing. Lord Forgive Me For My Scenes 🎬 Ghosts | Stath Lets Flats | Taskmaster S15 [email protected]
@mrchrisaddison@dizl... @mrchrisaddison
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Ed Gamble @EdGambleComedy
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
262K Followers 4K Following ‘One of the most genuinely joyous presences in comedy’ - The Times. Tour dates and book details on website. Personal messages https://t.co/4P0kjAp17O
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
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Jon Richardson @RonJichardson
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Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar
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Glenn Moore (Insta: @.. @TheNewsAtGlenn
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Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic
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Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe
683K Followers 925 Following I have photoshopped the picture above so all the old women are now holding guns but no one's noticed. Handy Link below for book signings / pre-orders
Ivo Graham @IvoGraham
84K Followers 3K Following comedian / prank victim / published blatherer as of Sep 24
Elis James @elisjames
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Angela Barnes @AngelaBarnes
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David O'Doherty @phlaimeaux
206K Followers 1K Following my forthcoming shows are here: https://t.co/52WSyy2273 my albums are at https://t.co/2KPcpQVVs7
Off Menu with Ed Gamb.. @OffMenuOfficial
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Gary Delaney-next tou.. @GaryDelaney
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9K Followers 312 Following Podcast presented by David Earl, Jon Beer and Alfie Indra about becoming a football fan of a new team, Exeter City. https://t.co/2Z5iAHiF1W…
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Despite clearly being a serial killer, the single fererro rocher is a nice touch
anyone that irons their bedsheets every morning is mentally ill
@rhysjamesy Best cyclists, then, perhaps?
I never saw @rhysjamesy as a complicated cupcake. But thanks to @Divine_Miss_Em on #walkingthedog podcast I can now see it podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/wal…
Just listening to @rhysjamesy on a podcast with Emily Dean - the fact that he named his cat Benoit Assou-Ekotto is absolutely sensational
@rhysjamesy Really enjoying the series. Great work to all involved. I would say it’s right for TV but after the Fantasy Football news I’m not so sure anymore.
back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale
3pm? sorry that’s my time to be the most tired I’ve ever been in my life everyday
This series is an absolute work of art from hilarious Rhys Good nonsense and FINALLY someone taking the piss out of football phone ins (which let’s face it, we desperately need fewer of)
New ⚽️ Dial F For Football ⚽️ is out now. It’s about women in some respects. Good luck to ‘em I say.
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Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan, Ben Kingsley are set to star in ‘The Thursday Murder Club’ with Chris Columbus to direct screendaily.com/news/helen-mir…
@rhysjamesy i voted 'i dont care' but only because there was no 'absolutely yes please' option
What a way to find out I didn’t get the part of Malala
Malala Yousafzai to appear in C4 comedy | Nobel winner to cameo in We Are Lady Parts chortl.es/3W3JaEc
I won’t do this every year but… 1 year old this week. The angle of this photo makes her look smaller than she is; but don’t worry, you’ll realise how big she is when she sits on you, as you try to watch the telly.
Not long till my comedy footy game @cheshamutdfc Mathew Baynton, Mike Wozniak, Russell Howard, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam, Nish Kumar, Tim Key, Hugh Dennis, Doc Brown, Iain Stirling, Mark Watson & more + actual footballers & brand new stupid rules. May 11 tinyurl.com/yx968ene
Just found this video of me with a Santi Cazorla wig on, taking a penalty UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE (Jack Wilshere was there), from when we were filming a Phoenix from the Flames sketch for Fantasy Football League #NotAKeeperInTheWorld
Here is how I'm managing my risk/position right now: - We have a clear range between 61k-73k. This is either major distribution at ATH before a major pullback, or consolidation before a breakout confidently past ATH - I was irresponsibly long crypto from 20k BTC with nearly…
Serious question for football fans: If your starboy only got 3 G and A in a season but did a milly rock dance on Instagram after dunking on your rivals respectively, would you consider him gun-man generational talent or finished bottle job bald fraud (even if he has hair) ??
Big crowd in Austin now, waiting for 1st contact, as the eclipse begins.
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