Anthony Atamanuik @TonyAtamanuik
Sean on Shadows, Trump on President Show, former host of Don’t Panic Pod, Phoney & Cally Pod, current host of Coffee With Tony, click linktree below for links linktr.ee/therealactualt… @therealtony.bsky.social Joined September 2008-
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*SICK BABY AND BUSY BABY DADDY MEANS SHOW IS RE-SCHEDULED TO THURSDAY 5/2 at 1/4pm ET* We'll bitch about the news of the week with @TonyAtamanuik. Then we are talking about the threat of another Trump term and Project 2025 with @UNFTRpod. youtube.com/live/s41akvx6p…
Tonight, America learns how to laugh again.
Tonight, America learns how to laugh again.
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card
Ken Bone coming out of retirement to be based 8 years later was not on my 2024 bingo card https://t.co/j70xVs1qBB
This is why Trump never enjoyed doing Letterman.
This is why Trump never enjoyed doing Letterman.
Well, this is the result of protest zones, which Democrats implemented, the rampant militarization of the police for the entirety of the 21st century and the belief that somehow protest and agitation is supposed to be comfortable, palatable and not meant to disrupt.
Well, this is the result of protest zones, which Democrats implemented, the rampant militarization of the police for the entirety of the 21st century and the belief that somehow protest and agitation is supposed to be comfortable, palatable and not meant to disrupt.
Not surprised in the slightest that @JakeSherman got it totally wrong.
I am being persecuted right now :( Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪
I'm Jewish and have been stopping by daily. You have nothing to fear, except the difficulty of confronting your own racism and islamophobia. Unless you're afraid of sharing conversation and snacks, and a welcoming seder open to all?
I'm Jewish and have been stopping by daily. You have nothing to fear, except the difficulty of confronting your own racism and islamophobia. Unless you're afraid of sharing conversation and snacks, and a welcoming seder open to all?
So apparently, freedom of the press freedom of speech are only applicable if you are pleasant if you say pleasant things and if you don’t disrupt. And of course, whatever you do, don’t cover the protests.
So apparently, freedom of the press freedom of speech are only applicable if you are pleasant if you say pleasant things and if you don’t disrupt. And of course, whatever you do, don’t cover the protests.
Again, this is a man who is in the middle of a very public nervous breakdown. He’s clearly mentally unstable and should seek help.
Again, this is a man who is in the middle of a very public nervous breakdown. He’s clearly mentally unstable and should seek help.
With everything going on in the world, @MSNBC has been covering the fucking Trump trial for three hours, now three uninterrupted hours of analyzing bullshit.
I'm a Jew-loving Jew. Anti-Semitism is never ok. Here's what is not anti-Semitism: Peaceful protest, criticism of the Israeli government, calling for an independent Palestine, demanding a ceasefire in Gaza, using the term apartheid to describe Israel, questioning Zionism.
Do you think you’re overwhelmed because you’re having a public nervous breakdown on social media? Do you think that you have a messianic complex? Is that what overwhelms you? There’s so many possibilities.
Do you think you’re overwhelmed because you’re having a public nervous breakdown on social media? Do you think that you have a messianic complex? Is that what overwhelms you? There’s so many possibilities.
A.I. is the Theranos of media creation.
A.I. is the Theranos of media creation.
Buddy, you’re just a bigoted piece of shit. That’s all. Just come out with it, no need for all the gilded language.
Buddy, you’re just a bigoted piece of shit. That’s all. Just come out with it, no need for all the gilded language.
And what exactly is the problem here?
And what exactly is the problem here?
Quality questioning right here.
You’re such a miserable fucking person. This is so clearly a stand-up comedian talking about something fucked up they did in their past, comics do it all the time. OK, you didn’t like the content of their set. Why don’t you go fuck off somewhere, instead of harassing them online?
You’re such a miserable fucking person. This is so clearly a stand-up comedian talking about something fucked up they did in their past, comics do it all the time. OK, you didn’t like the content of their set. Why don’t you go fuck off somewhere, instead of harassing them online?
“Journalists have been attacked without… justification. They must at least be afforded protection as they are doing their noble job. They are humans before being journalists.” Al Jazeera English correspondent Tareq Abu Azzoum has spent over six months reporting from the ground…
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DC Pierson @DCpierson
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97K Followers 1K Following I host The Best Show. I co-host Double Threat. I wrote a book. I write for TV. I am one half of Scharpling & Wurster. I collect old ketchup bottles.
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Jeffrey Lieber @JeffLieber
27K Followers 3K Following Was here 14 years, but due to Elon...I'm gone (other than DM'S). @[email protected] @JeffLieber on spoutible @jefflieber.bsky.social*SICK BABY AND BUSY BABY DADDY MEANS SHOW IS RE-SCHEDULED TO THURSDAY 5/2 at 1/4pm ET* We'll bitch about the news of the week with @TonyAtamanuik. Then we are talking about the threat of another Trump term and Project 2025 with @UNFTRpod. youtube.com/live/s41akvx6p…
Is this something the good guys do normally
Absolutely insane footage of the NYPD entering Columbia University. It’s endless.
one of my favorite comedians on the planet. I also missed his birthday party so it would really help me get on his good side if you watched
I'm on @FallonTonight tonight with @jimmyfallon! Also @TigerWoods and Benny Blanco!
I'm on @FallonTonight tonight with @jimmyfallon! Also @TigerWoods and Benny Blanco!
Gotta watch Todd tonight, folks!!!
I'm on @FallonTonight tonight with @jimmyfallon! Also @TigerWoods and Benny Blanco!
Talk about supergroups: this was the greatest ever assembled.
1 ticket to Challengers please. No threesome for me, im just gonna jack off in the theater 👍
i’m sorry but apple is making a movie about the only conspiracy theory i believe in (that we 100% DID land on the moon but filmed b roll footage to supplement what we actually took while up there) ??!! do they know how many men have yelled at me about that after buying me a drink
I can't make the show this weekend, but my best friend @jennyhagel will be performing this weekend in "Don't Tell Seth: An Evening with the Seth Meyers Writers" May 3rd at 7:30. @BellHouseNY Tickets on sale now! eventbrite.com/e/dont-tell-se…
Finished off five shows in four states in four days with @toddbarry last night with the most delicious mocktail I've ever had. Don't miss Todd tomorrow night on The Tonight Show
Keri was told she had one shot at her reaction in the train….when she sees Paige. One take… Because of time and train restrictions. I think about pretty much every day. It won’t go away from my brain.
@MatthewRhys I think about that train scene pretty much every week...for years. It won't go away from my brain.
my favorite thing about comedy is casually bootlicking during a genocide
At the end of this clip a pro-Israel protester tries to start a fight, calls someone the N-word, and then spits on them. Will he be vilified by politicians? Will this clip be shown on every media station as representative of supporters of Israel?
plz ignore what’s happening in the corner of my room
@saywhatagain @shrimpJAJ this comedian sounds cool and gorgeous as well 🤪
It hits home for me that Kristi Noem shot a puppy who was “less than worthless… as a hunting dog” Jonesy showed up on the porch one day. We’re in the rural south, she was likely a failed hunting dog. Working dogs don’t always work out, but they still have a home somewhere.❤️
School districts across the country are banning Chatgbt. Wouldn’t teaching kids how to live in a world with a.i. in it be a better way forward? Also what’s a good past example where banning a new technology was beneficial to society?
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