Brianna Bond @sarcasmically
Financial advisor for digital agencies, Diet Coke enthusiast, unapologetic horse girl, @markjaquith fan club president. Florida Joined March 2008-
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@helenhousandi Helen if I have to clean this out of your closet with you in 7 years I’m going to physically harm you
My dear spouse, three beers deep while we’re at a sports bar and some nerd shit is just announced: “NO LIKE THIS IS HUGE. IT’S DOCKER FOR MAC.”
@markjaquith Gosh darn I need to up my delegation game. Touché.
Invited dev husband to new repo in GH for house projects. LOL he's toast. Don't know why it took me ten years to figure this out. +Issue +Issue +Issue
@markjaquith Please ma’am. My horses are very sweaty
@aarondfrancis I know my home state when I see it. Can’t believe you are getting hoodie weather! Enjoy. 🫶
@markjaquith @jonathandoomer MARK but you’re right
@vidluther I don’t in person, but if he wants named advertising online he’s going to have to pay for it
Spouse and I pulled up to a restaurant. I saw our adult daughter’s car in the parking lot. I said “let’s pretend to not see her so she can decide if she wants to say hi or not; I’m not trying to interrupt her night.” I got out the car and she was already running at me through the parking lot screaming MAMAAAAAA *while* FaceTiming me. 🥹🥹🥰🥰
@rockysgrace Do I have your permission to save this image and text it to my husband Mark anytime he pmo? Thanks for your consideration.
@heatdaddy69420 If you’re not on the Shoresy writing team already, we’ve got to fix that
I’m pretty proud of myself because two years ago I was mortified of snakes. But I forced myself to learn lots about them as exposure therapy. And today I found a sick pet ball python dumped in the woods, and picked him up and got him to a rehabber.
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