Jay Martel @mrjaymartel
Author of Time Enough, The Present, Channel Blue & NYer humor. Executive producer of Key & Peele, Teachers, Alternatino, and other shows. Joined May 2009-
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The Present, a movie I wrote, will come out in the UK on May 24. Thank you @IslaFisher__ , @GregKinnear, @ChristianDitter, @shaygrudolph, and so many others who were part of the 7-year slog from novel to script to film to audience. youtube.com/watch?v=Jq72uI…
Since the Civil War, the phrase "states' rights" has become synonymous with "evil shit that can still be gotten away with in certain backwards parts of the country."
Area Bird Creeped Out By Bird Watcher theonion.com/area-bird-cree…
How active is Russian Propaganda on Twitter? And you all never believed me. All those Americans" and "Europeans" supporting Russia are just more of their bot network.
Got up this morning and found out the US Government stole an entire hour out of my life. Give it back, Biden!
Every headline that begins with “The Supreme Court…”makes my stomach drop.
Have been doing a lot of interviews for SPLINTERS & this was truly one of my favorites. We talk about Madonna/whore binaries, the self as a bundle of perceptions and a crucible of desires in collision, and parenting as “the new sobriety”….chireviewofbooks.com/2024/02/20/i-w…
Stay for the pig ending.
Navalny showed Russians what civic courage looks like. Putin wants to show Russians that courage is pointless. theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994; mass shootings dropped by 43%. George W. Bush and the GOP let the assault weapons ban expire in 2004; mass shootings increased by 245%. These numbers tell the whole story.
With the late great Brian McConnachie, shot in the offices of the American Bystander (@BystanderTweets). We were playing businessmen playing tag. Quirky, eccentric, moody, he seemed like he was never trying to be funny, that it was just he who was. I feel lucky to have known him.
This is one of the funniest pieces of writing I've read in years while also being the most poignant and truthful. Hat trick!
This is one of the funniest pieces of writing I've read in years while also being the most poignant and truthful. Hat trick!
In this week's New Yorker, an excerpt from SPLINTERS. I brought everything I could to this story. Here it is. newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…
Make a wish this 12.31.23.
Quite undeserving of such a great cast, but I'll take it.
Quite undeserving of such a great cast, but I'll take it.
And @rheaseehorn is great in it.
🚨 LA: Rhea Seehorn will participate in a comedic reading of "Parents in Chains" next week, see info below on how to obtain a ticket!
🚨 LA: Rhea Seehorn will participate in a comedic reading of "Parents in Chains" next week, see info below on how to obtain a ticket! https://t.co/INn96h73QQ
Still a few tickets left for this... make a reservation at [email protected].
Still a few tickets left for this... make a reservation at [email protected].
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
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Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill
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James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
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Deadline Hollywood @DEADLINE
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Brian Stack @BrianStack153
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Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
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Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
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Tom Casciato @okapifilm
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Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen
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Michael Colton @mikecolton
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𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦�.. @DeadsoundApp
9K Followers 566 Following Download the iOS beta to stream every available minute of live Grateful Dead (even "Day Job"). Android coming soon! https://t.co/MRueup6yoG
Jin @higgins46jin
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Rhea Seehorn @rheaseehorn
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Grace @jackson_grace66
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Joshua Malina @joshuaamalina
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Dave Simpson @d_a_simpson
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Elsie @badilloelsie55
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Tomasa @tomasa_willis93
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Coreen Jones @JonesCoree22914
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Duncan Young 🏴.. @duncanyoung68
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Michael Delaney @Delaniac444
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Eunice @chesser_eunice4
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Nell Minow (she/her) .. @nminow
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Mary @mary_wells34
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Marg Doolan @DoolanMarg
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stepnorreading @stepnorreading
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Air Mail @AirMailWeekly
15K Followers 1K Following A digital weekly from Graydon Carter. Arriving every Saturday morning, it's news and culture at a civilized pace. Start reading now via the link below.
Pamela Keogh @PamelaKeogh
916 Followers 1K Following @nytimes bestselling author of AUDREY STYLE, JACKIE STYLE, ARE YOU A JACKIE OR A MARILYN? and WHAT WOULD AUDREY DO? Also write for @VanityFair
Joshua Keller Katz �.. @joskelkat
2K Followers 296 Following | Screenwriter⌨ | Actor🎭 | Military Advisor 🎬| Disabled Veteran🇺🇸 | Voice Over🎙https://t.co/W5jHH34TCQ
Trip Gabriel @tripgabriel
37K Followers 2K Following Reporter at @nytimes. "The public cannot be too curious concerning the character of public men." -- Samuel Adams
(((Jew))) @JoshMalina
298K Followers 3K Following Hi. I ruined The West Wing. he/him https://t.co/amtBSPrYdF
Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein
155K Followers 4K Following Emmy-losing Writer/Director/Comedian (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, #StrangePlanet, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, @NewYorker)
Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill
85K Followers 2K Following Simpsons, Futurama, Gravity Falls, Strange Hill High, Mission Hill & Disenchantment. Major player at the sewing store®️
Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY
84K Followers 1K Following Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, “one of our pre-eminent humorists.” Illustration by Tom Bachtell
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.8M Followers 820 Following This is the real, official account for 2x Super Bowl champ and 9 NFL vet Michael Ian Black. All others are fake. There are no others :(
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Mark Harris @MarkHarrisNYC
133K Followers 2K Following Writer, husband, etc. Books: Pictures at a Revolution, 5 Came Back, Mike Nichols (now in paperback). Next book in '26. Journalism: Now & then. Errors my own.
Andy Richter @AndyRichter
1.0M Followers 2K Following @richtercommaandy on Instagram and Threads, Podcast: The Three Questions. And new Sirius XM Call-in show, link below for callers
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
Dan Savage @fakedansavage
366K Followers 3K Following Daily Caller: "A deviant of the highest order.” Savage Love! Savage Lovecast! My weekly sex-advice column, podcast, and more are available at https://t.co/BnXklxTQiV!
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
110K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
david cross✍ @davidcrosss
299K Followers 954 Following Stream my newest special WORST DADDY IN THE WORLD at https://t.co/nDD8NpUZjy. Subscribe to my new podcast at https://t.co/Cf1GByCX76
Deadline Hollywood @DEADLINE
1.1M Followers 117K Following The Definitive Choice for Industry Insiders
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadison
Americana at Brand Me.. @americanamemes
83K Followers 7 Following Memes about America’s favorite outdoor experience! Not affiliated with The Americana or Caruso.
Jena Friedman @JenaFriedman
65K Followers 695 Following Stand Up, Borat 2 writer, Daily Show alum, Late Show alum, creator of Soft Focus on Adult Swim and Indefensible on AMC Plus. Don’t quote me 🤡
Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
22K Followers 5K Following Webby Award-winning Actor/Comedian/Podcaster • Mr. Rapp in @MeanGirls • @DeadEyespodcast 💀👁👁 • @TinyDinosPod 🦕 • @GLucasTalkShow • @RAAAATSCRAPS
@petersagal.bsky.soci.. @petersagal
288K Followers 936 Following Host of @WaitWait on @NPR. Author of "The Incomplete Book of Running" and "The Book of Vice" For speaking engagements: https://t.co/YuV5fDJ3fh
Michael Colton @mikecolton
5K Followers 1K Following HOME ECONOMICS on Hulu/D+, A FUTILE AND STUPID GESTURE on Netflix, PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR. Jeopardy winnerer.
John Aboud @jaboud
5K Followers 485 Following A screenwriter and your new best friend. HOME ECONOMICS on ABC/Hulu, CLOSE ENOUGH ex-HBO Max, A FUTILE AND STUPID GESTURE on Netflix. https://t.co/x0TXqO5naK
Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood
2.0M Followers 2K Following author of much, including a S*bstack. https://t.co/zu8MztYEpy. I have just started a Blue*ky account. I’m not sure whether anyone sees my X posts.
Leslie Jamison @lsjamison
26K Followers 887 Following Professional bowerbird. Mother. Writer. Teacher. SPLINTERS Feb ‘24.
49ers on NBCS @NBCS49ers
148K Followers 286 Following 📺: 49ers Pre & Postgame all season long on NBC Sports Bay Area 📱: Stream on the NBC Sports app 🎧: 49ers Talk with @MaioccoNBCS & @JenniferLeeChan
San Francisco 49ers @49ers
2.5M Followers 466 Following Official Twitter account of the 5x Super Bowl Champion San Francisco 49ers. 🇲🇽 @49ersESP 🏟 @LevisStadium 🤝 @49ersFoundation
Arik Armstead @arikarmstead
103K Followers 365 Following 📌: NFL Defensive End, Jacksonville @jaguars , #91 📌: Husband & father 📌: God-fearing athlete 📌: Entrepreneur, philanthropist @armsteadproject
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.0M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Interview & Podcast Requests: [email protected] Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/oz43ix5jZU
David Lombardi @LombardiHimself
118K Followers 684 Following SF 49ers coverage @TheAthletic. Contact: [email protected].
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
4.5M Followers 793 Following National Insider for NFL Network and https://t.co/NIVZ6FPz0E. Husband of @thebanktress. Made seven cameos in the movie Draft Day.
OurSF49ers @OurSf49ers
79K Followers 2K Following Niner News/Highlights/Analysis since 2013. YouTube: Oursf49ers Live
Deebo @19problemz
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Taskmaster @taskmaster
280K Followers 160 Following Official account for #Taskmaster. New episodes Thursdays at 9pm on Channel 4. Watch full episodes on All4 and YouTube.
Kim Gordon @KimletGordon
154K Followers 261 Following Kim Gordon is a visual artist and a founding member of the post punk experimental rock band Sonic Youth. New solo album, The Collective, is out now.
Music Live @MusicLive__
38K Followers 11K Following #OnlyMusic......Live #OnlyClassics #ClassicRock #HistoricalMoments #RushFan "Music is the true universal language"
Gary Shteyngart @Shteyngart
542K Followers 887 Following Gary Shteyngart is a book writer. https://t.co/RcWJuUo5iG
ʎǝɹɐƆ ʍǝɹᗡ @DrewFromTV
556K Followers 394 Following It makes zero professional or business sense to be on this platform anymore. Find me on Threads, Instagram or BlueSky (DrewFromTV on all)
David Slack @slack2thefuture
35K Followers 5K Following TV Writer: Person of Interest, Teen Titans, Law & Order, Lie To Me, Magnum PI https://t.co/SQYmrHthAU
Duncan Young 🏴.. @duncanyoung68
10K Followers 10K Following Ex Goalkeeper🧤⚽️ Now an Audiophile, record collector and gig goer heavily influenced by @wearejames . @BarnetFC Season ticket holder. 30 months alcohol free.
Michael Delaney @Delaniac444
391 Followers 1K Following The SCTV Podcast, May I Help You with Billy Merritt, UCB, The Swarm, The Stepfathers, Late Night with Conan, The Other Guys, The Onion.
Nell Minow (she/her) .. @nminow
16K Followers 14K Following Movie critic, shareholder advocate; Contributing Editor at @ebertvoices; #corpgov #movies @miniverpress @valueedgeadvsrs @moviemom @awfj @criticschoice @wafca
German Time Traveler @1933Germany
462 Followers 5 Following
Air Mail @AirMailWeekly
15K Followers 1K Following A digital weekly from Graydon Carter. Arriving every Saturday morning, it's news and culture at a civilized pace. Start reading now via the link below.
Tim Baltz @tim_baltz
19K Followers 1K Following Joliet, IL public school | Righteous Gemstones @hbo Shrink @peacock | Hey Randy @comedybangbang | SC/iOChicago | 🇺🇸🇫🇷 | IG @tim.baltz
Stan Kelly @KartoonistKelly
52K Followers 5 Following Legendary Editorial Cartoonist for The Onion for over 50 years. "The Most Powerful Name in Cartooning" (TM)
SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra
223K Followers 71 Following SAG-AFTRA is the world’s largest labor union representing performers and broadcasters. Reposts or follows do not equal endorsements.
Trip Gabriel @tripgabriel
37K Followers 2K Following Reporter at @nytimes. "The public cannot be too curious concerning the character of public men." -- Samuel Adams
Jorge Thomson @jorgito_thomson
779 Followers 944 Following Sorta Rican 🇵🇷 | 2024 Disney Writing Program Participant | Former Showrunners Assistant on TWISTED METAL & UNCOUPLED, Writers PA on MODERN FAMILY
Billy McNamara @williammcnamara
20K Followers 2K Following actor, producer, animal activist, living in LA, sober, Kundalini Yoga student, https://t.co/9Fm5muUDrh
The Good Deed Corps @GoodDeedCorps
195 Followers 160 Following Eliminating barriers to voting in the South through wrap around voter registration and education campaigns in TX and GA. 501c3 & nonpartisan.
Massimo @Rainmaker1973
2.0M Followers 220 Following Engineer. Selecting and curating pictures and videos trying to add context, source and explanation to science, tech, art and weather topics
Adam Zyglis @adamzyglis
15K Followers 2K Following Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist for The Buffalo News, and internationally syndicated. Illustrator, ADK hiker, Buffalo born and raised.
Puck @PuckNews
68K Followers 645 Following The inside story at the nexus of power, money, and ego. Built in partnership with a team of elite journalists, Puck begins where the news ends.
Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith
6.0M Followers 22 Following The real Stephen A. Smith. Host of First Take on ESPN and The Stephen A. Smith Show on YouTube. My book Straight Shooter is available now
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
9.2M Followers 1K Following Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral and @paramountplus.
Michael Schulman @MJSchulman
18K Followers 524 Following Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of "Her Again: Becoming Meryl Streep" and "Oscar Wars: A History of Hollywood in Gold, Sweat, and Tears." https://t.co/MFpk6GolvM
RainnWilson @rainnwilson
4.3M Followers 674 Following Just another luminous spiritual being having a beautiful and difficult human experience.
Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAEast
57K Followers 3K Following Writers Guild of America East, @AFLCIO, is a labor union representing writers in film, television, news, podcasts, and online media. #1u
Chris Witaske @Chriswitaske
4K Followers 1K Following The Bear. Chicago Party Aunt. Love on Netflix.
Trevor Noah @Trevornoah
11.8M Followers 514 Following Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.
Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAWest
98K Followers 2K Following A labor union representing writers of motion pictures, television, radio, and internet programming. (PS: we only have the blue check for the character count)
Augusten Burroughs @augusten
39K Followers 836 Following Author, dog dad, married to literary agent Christopher Schelling @crsripley
The power of street art - a thread 🧵 1. Patrick Commecy
HOW IS THIS NOT AN ONION HEADLINE?
South Dakota governor, a potential Trump running mate, writes in new book about killing her dog apnews.com/article/kristi…
My piece on the new Broadway production of Cabaret on @CBSSunday now!
If spring was a horror novel (and it pretty much is), Forsythia would be the young girl who blossoms before any of her peers in the opening chapter, then vanishes abruptly. And the entire town is thrown into chaos for the remainder of the book
Just got the scariest text from my wife
It's here! A big old reckoning with gaslighting. A labor of mind and heart and spirit for @NewYorker newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…
Drop a 💙 if you can’t wait to vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris come November
Dylan biopic, Springsteen biopic and my one-man show "I, Robert Pollard"
Bieber’s (148 weeks) moms are California sober (cannabis, ketamine, and some wine). Kravitz is California vegan (no meat, sushi okay, only shops at Erewhon).
Area Bird Creeped Out By Bird Watcher theonion.com/area-bird-cree…
"Part of Ramadan’s joy is the act of looking forward...How do you celebrate the holy month when you fear the suffering will not end? This essay by @ZainaArafat is so heartbreaking, so wise and wrenching, and so utterly necessary. newyorker.com/news/essay/fas…
Thanks for asking. My now 26 year old (and healthy!) daughter had open heart surgery in 2000. Our family, friends, and lots of complete strangers donated blood and platelets for her. Their generosity blew me away, and I have been committed to blood donation since.
@JoshMalina I notice a lot of posts from you and your followers about blood donation and I think that's awesome. It's a practical and easy way to save lives, especially if you're type O (I am). Did this start organically or is this there a personal connection to this story?
Thank you to every store on my tour for choosing a book for my girl. We won’t ever leave the couch again.
Hollywood honors Oppenheimer for teaching them to make bombs
I think it was Dorothy Parker who said "Men have no adoration for a gal with constipation."
Bunny Bunny… #gildaradner #firstdayofthemonth
What makes the most creative people different? 🧐 #creativity #play
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