Augusten Burroughs @augusten
Author, dog dad, married to literary agent Christopher Schelling @crsripley augusten.com United States Joined August 2008-
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Why do I feel like, prior to filming this scene for @LMN, he had never eaten a sandwich before?
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dental sticks 4 dogs made with sugar and antifreeze is “baby food made with rats” level unforgivable #dogwhisperer
an AI hallucination
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Where I grew up, I could ride my bike between Smith, Mt. Holyoke, Amherst College, and UMASS. Instead of a Starbucks on every corner, there was a bookstore. The name "Erica Jong" was as familiar to me as Coca-Cola before I was even ten years old.
🌼 an old white man explaining why women think they need abortions (fear) is so mid 19th century that one can only reach for the laudanum and nap the vision away…
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@augusten encouraged hallucination:
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