Epcot Fitzgerald @epcotfitzgerald
A Selfie of the Artist as an Aging Man-Child ourblogcanbeyourlife.blogspot.com Them Thar Hills Joined December 2012-
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*reads about monkey pox *looks heavenward and makes the "can we get the check" sign
Are you a Francis Mallmann recipe? Cuz...YA BURNT!
A lot of people forget that, in Dirty Dancing, that run/jump dance move at the end was the only legal form of abortion at the time.
There's a special kind of pride in knowing exactly when to sing "This is not kosher!" during Rock the Casbah.
If you love how each Marvel character has a signifying characteristic and how they all make surprise appearances in each other's stories... Oh boy, do I have the series for you...
Thank you, Cameo, for letting me know there's still time to book Bret The Hitman Hart for Mother's Day.
Last night my social media feed was full of Roe v Wade's impending overturn and Met Gala pics...Not even sure how dystopian literature differs from literary realism at this point.
If you don't got them saggy sleeves, are you even a wizard?
I have never been in your kitchen, yet I say the following with full confidence: the expiration date on your spices and herbs passed by a long, long time ago.
Probably the most awesome thing about the 90s was that kale hadn't been invented yet.
I wouldn't have gone with the letter C to mean NOT COVID. I would have gone with literally any other letter.
I can't even remember the last time I saw a poor person wearing a barrel.
Imagine a cake-pop except with a meatball. That's what I look like in every photo.
🎶 Esperanto...why don't you venu al viaj prudentoj...🎶
Do computer hackers know that they don't have to do their hacking in a dark room while wearing a ski mask? #istock
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happy celiac awareness month, you should be aware of this condiiton even if it’s a naan-issue for you
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
Is there anyone who is lied to more than a dental hygienist? "How often do I floss? I'd say 3 to 4 times a day. I'm flossing right now, actually."
exposing my kids to their heritage and it's just Homestar Runner and swedish fish
Anytime I see someone with a mask and unfogged glasses I bow to them, because I have clearly just met a fucking powerful wizard
With all this shit going on we better be in the next bible
men, what is stopping you from looking like this??
The only astronaut who didn’t hook up on her mission to Mars
My new year’s resolution is to be kinder to myself and stop being such a lazy piece of shit.
I'd like to go to a luxury resort where instead of golf and tennis courts, there's a gorgeous library with crackling fires and the comfiest chairs and servers bring you drinks and canapes while you read all day long.
2022 is going to be terrible. Oh, I know. I say that every year. But I'm always right!
I went to Catholic school where I was told I was BORN IN MORAL DEBT TO GOD so I think it’s okay if all schoolkids learn that the people who did slavery in America were white?
hear me out: what if every single one of us didn’t pay our student loans. like what would they do just keep calling us
@epcotfitzgerald This country is living two realities that are completely unrelated to each other.
will i get the new covid if I haven't seen the first one?
Today I'm gonna find an incorrigible person then corrige the shit out of 'em.
You want me to write a thesis? The thing that killed the Minotaur?
It seems like boycotting #Starbucks for their union busting would be the EASIEST boycott imaginable. There's better coffee literally everywhere