James Marsters @earlofbeverley
I say funny things here and on stage. On the other apps too. My alter egos: @bernardTcastle & @sunaktips. Once a writer/actor with @penny_duck. He/him 🏳️🌈 Hull/Beverley, Yorkshire Joined October 2009-
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What's the best booming song?
Just watched a YouTube video about 50 geography facts people often get wrong. "Facts" included: there are more places in the Netherlands than just Amsterdam; Madagascar has people and cities; and the world's two most spoken languages are Madarin and Spain (sic). Underwhelming
I am "the hold music is always too loud" years old
I think what's really interesting is how Elton John says Sacrifice is a simple word and yet manages to add an extra three syllables to it
Dear corporate jargon lovers, what do you mean when you say you're "more than happy"? Cos I hear it as "I want to pretend I'm OK with this"
Guesstimate is a weird word because it combines guess and estimate which already mean the same thing to create a third word meaning the same thing. Well, today I've heard someone say relieviate which is a new one on me
So changing the way a flag is represented is OK after all? Maybe it's fine if you couple it with a "Happy St George's Day" logo that looks like it's the branding for a bread product?
This Nottingham Forest thing is ridiculous. Surely everyone in football is a fan of some club or other. You wouldn't want football being run by people who aren't fans of football. It'd end up being run by foreign billionaires... oh...
What level of anxiety is 'daydreaming about how chill the nursing home will be'?
Wouldn't it be great if humans were like houseplants and came with a little label to tell us how to take care of ourselves? "James: Remind him to drink water after a few beers, keep him topped up with new music to avoid boredom, and don't let him watch Casualty as he gets teary."
"Fresh herb falafels, Batman!" sounds like something Robin would say
Dear Deirdre, My cling film doesn't cling like it used to. Maybe it's upset about something. Do you think it would respond to a home-cooked meal or a new watch? Yours insincerely, A Haterofclingfilm
Absolutely howling through tears
Tomorrow, I'm leaving a job I've had for seven years and starting at a new place on Monday (eek). The comms from my current employer describe my resignation and the leaving process as the "offboarding process" which makes me a little linguistically sick in my mouth
Every generation has TV characters that talk nonsense. In the 50s, there were Bill and Ben. In the 90s, we had the Teletubbies. And the kids of today have Liz Truss
Very excited to be a part of this tonight. If you're in the Leeds area and like to laugh, please join us
Why does Liz Truss look like she's on a night out and feels really uncomfortable with the chat-up lines that handbag is trying to use on her?
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Craig Deeley 🇪🇺.. @craiguito
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@earlofbeverley I like it, and am looking forward to the chance to use it, irregardless of whether it situationalises the contexture or not.
Happy St. George Francis day
happy st. george’s day to anyone who celebrates 💞
@earlofbeverley Haha. True re ownerships. As was pointed out on MOTD last night, Luton fans probably wanted a draw... Last decision did seem led poor, but implying corruption is perhaps a bit much.
Weekend: - Night out for @earlofbeverley leaving do 😕 - Afternoon/eve out with the girls 🥂 - Finished Baby Reindeer - Took some baby steps in getting some necessary DIY done (which I am 💩 at)
i’ve never agreed more with a baptist church
What level of anxiety is 'daydreaming about how chill the nursing home will be'?
New! If you haven't already seen it elsewhere, here's our latest #TheApprentice video
'Male journalists stop writing everything that comes into your head' challenge.
Angela Rayner must answer for this
politics makes more sense if you assume all Tory MPs are being blackmailed
@earlofbeverley It's my favourite thing in histemony at the library.
44 years ago today, history's greatest printing error was published in the Peterborough Standard
"This one is a mystery challenge Mark. Avoid the 'bad people' otherwise it's an automatic lock in."
This is now the title of my memoir from the years I spent as a famous art thief
Strange shop? Or new Wes Anderson movie?
Imagine if builders actually showed up at the time they said they would not over 30mins early before 8am and commenting on how long I took to answer the door. "Took your time" "I did mate I had to full get up and get dressed before answering."
I haven’t clicked “show more” but is it “came for the complete arseholes”?
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