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"Deportation?" "Nah. He said you'd give me 3 grand and I can go to Rwanda, then I can come back next week when everyone's forgotten about it."
"Deportation?" "Nah. He said you'd give me 3 grand and I can go to Rwanda, then I can come back next week when everyone's forgotten about it." https://t.co/0Z39sY79GH
Raily McRailface
What actor can play a hero and villain equally brilliantly?
What actor can play a hero and villain equally brilliantly? https://t.co/ddQF2oxgXL
They are hoping for a reduced sentence if they promise to turn over a new leaf.
They are hoping for a reduced sentence if they promise to turn over a new leaf.
You can guarantee any dead people that are described in the local newspaper as a "loveable rogue" or " No Angel but he had a heart of gold" was actually an absolute cunt.
WTF is Enoch Blyton going on about now?
Major reshuffle:
And Tiny Rishi who did NOT call a general election.
And Tiny Rishi who did NOT call a general election. https://t.co/9aMIKpwPCB
Chicken, in the shape of a T-Rex, cooked in an aga using squashed dinosaur juice.
Chicken, in the shape of a T-Rex, cooked in an aga using squashed dinosaur juice. https://t.co/idUMeTkaxK
In honour of #TerryPratchettDay a lesson in socio-economic unfairness from Samuel Vimes...
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@FrauForelle @idlewildgirl Could get a nice chester drawers in too ❤️❤️
@tomhfh Because you lot conveniently fail to mention that other European countries accept more asylum seekers than the UK, but that doesn't suit your narrative.
Well knock me down with a feather.
Nigel Farage to announce return to politics - with plan to front Reform UK mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
@Otto_English Easy to criticise them, but she walked towards danger with a swagger and bigger cajones than me.
During our tour of the Reichstag building today, the tour guide asked a group of 19 fourth graders what law they would try to pass if they were members of the Bundestag. One child said they would make sure döner didn’t cost more than €2.99. The 18 other kids (loudly) cheered.
@CatwomanDoris @JuliaHB1 The myth the British benefits system is good should die to be honest. Paid Parental leave U.K. - 126 days Paid Parental leave Swe - 480 Jobseekers U.K. - £90 per week Jobseekers Swe - 80% of previous income the first 200 days and then 70% Overall QOL is much higher, in Swe
@DachshundColin @SpeakingSatan I’m almost tempted.
I thought the Rwanda policy was meant to be a deterrent… but the first migrant has been sent to Kigali with £3,000 in his pocket. I’m sure taxpayers are delighted.
Can't believe he's going to build HS2
Doctor Who showrunner Russell T Davies says an upcoming episode features a idea from 2010 that was too expensive to make at the time trib.al/3o5dCYi
“You boy - will you go to Rwanda for £100 grand and a free Lamborghini?”
The government is now briefing a voluntary relocation to Rwanda - paying somebody £3000 as in voluntary return programmes - presenting it as if the UK-Rwanda MEDP removal scheme had begun
this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants
We get through about 2 kg of coffee beans each month. Some people in this country are really failing to pull their weight if that's the average