christhebarker @christhebarker
Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too. My Kickstarter in bio… kickstarter.com/projects/dansu… Joined February 2009-
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Oh this is nicely done. theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
the cat at 2 am
the cat at 2 am
I mean it still looks crap because their light sources are all wrong and it also just really highlights how unlike the real people the actors look but at least if they'd boosted shadows and highlights it might not have looked quite so laughable. What on earth were they thinking?
Oh dear...
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1.6M Followers 160 Following 60 years of time and space ❤️❤️ #DoctorWho returns 11th May 2024 ✨ This is a commercial channel from @bbcstudios@christhebarker My condolences. She'll never be far away.
My God are they actually going to heaven?
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For heaven's sake...I expected it to be the main picture. But for these four papers there was no other news story in the world yesterday that warranted even a mention on the front. The Mail even dropped its Saturday puffs. Which it didn't do for the Paris terror attacks (1/2)
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It's been a while since we had decent mainstream news coverage of the damage Brexit's doing. Much more of this, please! It's only not an issue for most voters because of the deathly silence from both main parties.
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The Mayoral elections are on Thursday. Electing the racist Susan Hall would be a global humiliation for London. And the Tories have moved the goal posts to favour her: it will be close. Please vote, and remember: a vote that is not for Sadiq Khan is a vote for Susan Hall.
@christhebarker So sorry for your loss. What a lovely thing to do at Yoko exhibition such a nice idea 🥰 I bet she would have loved it really . 🥰🥰
@christhebarker Almost everyone who went to that show wrote something schmaltzy. Especially if their mum was no longer here. I hope it doesn’t take too long for the sadness to pass, Chris, and you just have the good memories left.
@christhebarker Awful time , hope you are doing ok. Lovely way to remember your mum.
@christhebarker I'm sorry. Sending love and condolences to you and your family x
@christhebarker Sorry for your loss, Chris. Thinking of you and the lovely words that you have said about your mum.
@christhebarker I’m so sorry. I’m glad she was lovely, and that will stay with you always ❤️
@christhebarker I'm sorry Chris. Been there, done that: lost the person who'd have loved me no matter what. You've my sincere sympathies and best wishes.
@christhebarker I'm so sorry for your loss, if it helps you, schmaltz away, sending love. x
@christhebarker Sincere condolences Chris. Even if she didn't think so, her memory is a blessing. X
@christhebarker I’m so sorry Chris, sending you so much love x