Amanda @Pandamoanimum
Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. You can buy me a coffee here: https://t.co/nHqykmDilU Threads: https://t.co/pmlQc89QB5 instagram.com/pandamoanimum Kent, UK Joined January 2009-
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#WorldPenguinDay Pingu (and his family), but they’re all dancing to Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana. youtube.com/watch?v=cbSsbV…
Very excited to have received a copy of @Scriblit’s new book! (Look how cool the cover is!) From reading Gabby’s other books, I’m sure this one will also be an absolute corker! I will now be ignoring my family and all my responsibilities until I have finished reading it.
It's 8 years today since Prince died. So a reminder again of this, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.
Overheard in card shop today. Assistant: You’ve got 3 cards. If you buy 4, you get 1 free. Anyone else you could get one for? Family? Friend? A neighbour? Very sweet looking little old lady: Oh, no thank you, dear. I’m not buying one for my neighbour. I hate that old cow.
You wear them that way. Nice. Ok. Oh, you can also just wear them tied round your ankles. Cool. And you…wait…what…what the hell are you doing?! NO! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
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Step On by Happy Mondays, but it's being performed by The Wombles.
Just met 4 dachshunds in the park called Gary, Steve, Kevin and Dave, and my day improved by approximately 659%
Growing up with a brother or sister. Happy #NationalSiblingsDay!
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Tory politicians (past and present) as movie villains (if you got them from Wish) A Thread.
April Fool’s Day. A day where you shouldn’t trust anything you read or anything anyone says. So basically the same as every other day then.
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Sir David Attenborough as Easter Eggs. A thread.
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“Let’s go round the room and introduce ourselves!” Me:
“Hey, weather, think there’s any chance you might actually warm up a bit, as it’s nearly May?” The weather: Sure!
@Pandamoanimum Oh! Well apart from the bottle and composition (comes in a bottle with vaporizer now and doesn't feel oily at all) nostalgia did its magic and didn't notice any major difference in the smell. Maybe the fact that I haven't smelled it for 30 years helped too.
@Pandamoanimum Love it. Sent it to my Nirvana-loving son. 😅
When it’s heading towards May but the weather is so grim that you’re still having to wear your big coat. #WorldPenguinDay
@Pandamoanimum @J_R_2018 I thought they were you. (Yours is better).
Anyone sometimes have a whole imaginary argument with someone, totally in your head, complete with angry facial expressions? No, us either.
How it feels when the takeaway delivery app said your food would be there in 30 minutes and 32 minutes has now passed.
1. Water 2. Mop 3. Beach (shaped like a castle) 4. Paint 5. Garden 6. Chair #NationalBucketListDay
Looking out the window every morning trying to work out what the weather is doing and if we need our big coat, raincoat or no coat.
When your alarm goes off and you realise it’s Monday morning again.
@Pandamoanimum Many many decades from now you are just going to be fabulous at being old. 🤗
@Pandamoanimum I heard a similar conversation years ago. Assistant - "If you get a third card then the fourth is free" Customer - "Not right now. Not that many people have died" 😳😧🥴
@Pandamoanimum I like her. I like her a lot. She speaks for so many of us.
There’s always that one kid in the playground, that one dog in the park, and that one bloke in the pub that everyone knows the name of. And it’s generally never for a good reason.
Good morning to everyone except anyone who refers to Friday as Friyay.
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