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i can't scroll through more than 5 posts before i get an ad and i block them all. it's fucking facebook now. if m*sk wasn't trying to tank this site before, he definitely is now. unusable trash
*showing my gf "martyrs" for the first time* please stop crying and throwing up, you're ruining the best parts
yeah I’m excited for Dune 2 dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you
ai has reached its peak. nothing else of value left
this is unemployment in the hellscape of Tennessee. 15 years of work paying into "unemployment insurance" and this is the result. if i make $70 a week the benefit goes down. why do we let them do this to us
Some shots from the opening credits of “Spider-Man 2,” artwork by @thealexrossart
Some shots from the opening credits of “Spider-Man 2,” artwork by @thealexrossart https://t.co/C8Zl6PaD2Q
you still caught the block for being a promoted account but this is better than most of the shit i see after blocking hundreds of ads
cool how we turned newspapers into a magic screen that yells at you until it figures how to make you give it money
they look cool. for the love of god please go outside and like, take a walk or something
they look cool. for the love of god please go outside and like, take a walk or something
Naturally this made me picture 82 year old Al Pacino having sex and I think he's probably very funny to have sex with. I bet he puts on reading glasses to look at your titties and says stuff like 'ooh mama' and eats a bowl of spaghetti halfway through
Naturally this made me picture 82 year old Al Pacino having sex and I think he's probably very funny to have sex with. I bet he puts on reading glasses to look at your titties and says stuff like 'ooh mama' and eats a bowl of spaghetti halfway through
what i like to do in totk is get in a skyview tower and just go. launch my ass and i will just FLOAT. then i will fast travel back and do it again, you can just FLY. you don't have to do SHIT.
yes this was the first thing i looked for
let’s split up gang… me and this super hot girl who hangs out with us for some reason are gonna search the house… turtleneck u take the dog and this filthy hippie to the graveyard
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This is a truly incredible story.
The “Compassion Guy” forgave before he was murdered. His legacy is our lesson.
more than anything it felt like Anderson had something to say about why he makes his films, and since every idiot on earth has been trying to meme him to death it was really pleasant to hear from him that directly
I have a lot of thoughts, most are too scattershot to express but I loved that it was somewhere between a play and a movie, it was something I haven't seen before. I can't remember the language used but it was the deep dream Norton's character spoke of x.com/juchemane/stat…
yeah I’m excited for Dune 2 dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you
Any excuse to talk about Ace of Spades
Media's doing great
delete this right now
I recently started watching Twin Peaks for the first time, so naturally I had to recreate the intro and a few iconic scenes with AI. Here’s a little @runwayml Gen-2 experiment 👀
Science still has no idea why if you fart in a room by yourself another person in the house immediately comes to that room
ai has reached its peak. nothing else of value left
@vrunt Midjourney no longer lets me make big boob yoda’s and can’t tell Obama and Osama apart. Useless service
I take off my Submarine Expert hat to put on my Russia Understander hat, but no! You fools! They are the same hat
Ladies this man holds you at gunpoint to hide out in your apartment with a story about how everyone in his CIA office got shot to hell and he has to lie low. Y’all fuckin?
Is the Three Days of the Condor romance just absurd or could Redford pull it off irl
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