Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander
Comedian and writer with a heart of cash for gold. Sentient meat sack. Very stable genius. https://t.co/btrGt4suBz Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2009-
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If you're barricated inside Hamilton Hall, STAY barricaded inside Hamilton Hall! Literally please never ever come out. 🫶🫶🫶
If you're barricated inside Hamilton Hall, STAY barricaded inside Hamilton Hall! Literally please never ever come out. 🫶🫶🫶
I don't know how to live in a world this fucking stupid, time to cut bangs again I guess
Might fuck around and follow my own good advice 😈
All the stupid and bad people are finding each other and I think that's beautiful
A pen that turns into a sword would be even mightier
Not now mom, I'm busy gaslighting people on the internet
I love the NFL draft it’s like a big adoption fair for beefy men with brain damage
Another Pallywood production The video was clipped to leave out where this woman attacked this man and his sign first
The internet really is the best place to have empathetic nuanced conversations about emotionally charged issues 😌
This mf has the gall to tweet this WHILE murdering thousands of Iranian people for simply trying to live normal lives. While disrupting the entire world's trade and safety with his terror proxies. But good job with all the protests, guys! Papa Khamenei is very pleased with you.
This mf has the gall to tweet this WHILE murdering thousands of Iranian people for simply trying to live normal lives. While disrupting the entire world's trade and safety with his terror proxies. But good job with all the protests, guys! Papa Khamenei is very pleased with you.
I'm the one who tortures all the poets at the tortured poets department
I grew up in a poor family. We didn't have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.
Dropping out of college was the smartest decision I ever made
I fucking love gefilte fish there I said it
I recently learned that my grandpa, having discovered YouTube, now seriously worries about me living in California because there’s always crazy stuff happening here in terms of weather and earthquakes and also apparently extraterrestrial alien activity. I treasure this knowledge.
The university itself literally canceled all in-person classes for Jewish students to protect their safety. What are you talking about?
The university itself literally canceled all in-person classes for Jewish students to protect their safety. What are you talking about?
When they say “go back to poland” they mean the gas chambers btw
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"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla?"
You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back
Well, I'm sure it'll be better next time.
John Mulaney opens up about his rehab experience: “The actual detox from drugs was very physically uncomfortable.” vntyfr.com/idvmHUy
the really important thing here for both of them is to let you know they went to Harvard. at last common ground between left and right.
"Antisemitism is different when WE do it"
Friends, please, please amplify. The NYPD are now raiding City College. Reports are hundreds of cops. Please, I know that what happened at Columbia tonight is sickening--but this is Part II. And our @CUNY students are largely working class students of color.
Iranian people chanting “Death to Palestine”
Rep. Ted Lieu is right: “The First Amendment does not give you the right to break windows, to vandalize buildings” #Columbia
lol what the fuck is this moron talking about? They took a building by force and barricaded themselves inside of it. Tons of them are not, in fact, students also. Can’t wait for the arrest reports to drop.
These are students. In no world should our kids be met with guns when using their constitutional right to peacefully assemble.
@muadmzaki @Zimmlaw175 That’s ok…the Maldives are known for the prevalent rape of female tourists
Hamas leaders are begging Jordan to take them in. Why don’t they go to Rafah and join the resistance? Or the “revolution” leadership can’t make wise decisions without the luxury and the entourage? War criminals, I will never forgive them for what they did to the Arab and…
How much more of a revolutionary cosplayer do you have to be to forcefully occupy a building, create an artificial "blockade" against yourself, and then demand "humanitarian aid" to be allowed in after a mere 12 hours because you're concerned about starving and dehydrating "to…
Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."
Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."
BREAKING: 1,766 civilians, mostly women and children, died in the NYPD airstrike on Columbia University Hamilton Hospital, according to the Gaza Ministry of Health.
OK so what if you're against the violence of cops and against the violent hate speech of many of the protestors and against Netanyahu and against Hamas and earnestly wish people knew more about this complex issue than the dumb fucking slogans they scream at each other for reasons…
@MariyaAlexander This is exceptionally special 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, etc
This is the adult academic equal to yelling “you so dumb” rather than providing or publishing fact based counter points. Instead of “John Spencer is wrong in saying Israel has done more than any army in history to prevent civilians casualties in urban battles (aka city fights)…
@KyleBailey10 Yeah, I am getting a little annoyed at the folks pointedly relying on John Spencer - and only John Spencer - when talking about this, because he's pretty clearly an outlier compared to the broader security studies field on this question.
This is from an anti-Israel compound at USC campus, and apparently it’s supposed to make some sort of sense