palmer ward @decentbirthday
not afraid of hard work Los Angeles, CA Joined November 2015-
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waiter: so how is everything? me: great! waiter: (disgusted) even war?
Pathetic effort. Zero transition defense
Pathetic effort. Zero transition defense
love the term “motion picture”. love how primitive it sounds. that is indeed what’s going on up there. that’s a picture with motion
nice argument bro. unfortunately for you i’ve just watched that video of the watermelons floating down a stream and have found inner peace
Instant classic right here
Instant classic right here https://t.co/kVa5iOmZsh
crush: *showing me pictures of her family* look at my mom when she was 20 omg she slayed me: *trying to use gay slang so she’ll sleep with me later* yeah she looks like a cunt
elon: ok next plan for purging the bots new guy with a red light in his eye: what if we leave a trail of batteries that lead out the door? elon: right because batteries are their food. i was thinking of this
used to have this special needs kid at my elementary school who loved to tell jokes but i sometimes couldn’t understand him so i’d just laugh anyways. one time he said “you get it?” and i said yeah haha. then he said “tell me how you get it”
i could send all my friends a picture of an actual alien and be like dude i’m partying with this alien i just met and we’re about to throw a huge rager come through and half of them would be like yeah sorry i have to go to this 35mm screening of a movie i’ve already seen twice
Paper planes by M.I.A. just appeared in my discover weekly The Algorithm Is Complete
ＭＹ ＰＵＳＳＹＩＮ ＢＩＯ bots are like the house spiders of this app to me now. Existing alongside. Not bothering me. If they catch a man’s credit card info, well then that’s just their nature.
bill skarsgard i have a role for you
bill skarsgard i have a role for you
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If you kiss my neck... it's done. We're fucking.
Checking in with my roommate
lol my boss just called me into has office and told me I've been spending too much time on twitter. Hold on he's saying something else now
[rough riffing with my most sensitive homie] nah nah dude 😂 you’re a creature 😂 (taking it too far) you are not of this earth 😭 you low key terrify me 💀 (knowing i went too far, trying to walk it back) it works for you though dude. like it’s weird how much it works for you
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