Kimberly DeCarrera @decarrera
Fractional General Counsel & Fractional CFO. Strategic Business Advice. Georgia Tech graduate and fan. GSU Law. #LawTwitter #TaxTwitter springboardlegal.com Atlanta, Georgia Joined April 2010-
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When does Mercury get out of the microwave? This is ridiculous already.
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So I guess people wanted to read all about the FTC's non-compete ban. Website stats from yesterday. 😂
Any other attorneys out there that need a break from all the things happening this week?
Looks like we have the Chamber lawsuit on the FTC non-compete rule. Eastern District of Texas. 24-cv-00148
Kimberly DeCarrera retweeted
Legend. Sheer legend.
When that old Google Alert for your old employer hits on something and you didn't expect to see them getting sued by their customer...
oh god... what did you guys do? #LawTwitter
Anyone else out here changing the default notification settings on Teams because of the corporate PTSD from the default sounds? Or is it just me?
Just a note to everyone trying to call - don't. Text me. Email me. DM me. Literally anything other than call. I'm getting so many spam calls right now, just assume that I'm not going to answer the phone. Even if it is a legit call.
I just had this convo today with a company founder. Will likely lead to multiple years of revised tax returns once we get all the numbers together. Sigh.
I just had this convo today with a company founder. Will likely lead to multiple years of revised tax returns once we get all the numbers together. Sigh.
Trust your gut when you turn down a client. And sometimes you need to celebrate the clients you don't get.
Trust your gut when you turn down a client. And sometimes you need to celebrate the clients you don't get.
Kimberly DeCarrera retweeted
Staring at the eclipse? No thanks, I’ll be staring at excel and creating shareholder value.
Missed opportunity here to use the picture of him looking directly at the eclipse...
Missed opportunity here to use the picture of him looking directly at the eclipse...
There's a couple here at the local sushi joint having a heated discussion. Because the woman wants to hire out some of the bigger things on the honey do list and the guy wants to do it all himself. Things he hasn't done yet. Do sushi restaurants have popcorn?
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Post a picture of your dog(s) that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. All rescues that needed varying amounts of patience and training. Breaks my heart that stupid c*nt couldn’t just give the puppy a better home
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. I’ll start.
@ASFleischman Even PhDs need basic defense attorney tips like “shut up and let your lawyer talk for you”
@CPATaxTeam Living through the GFC with three little kids, a mortgage and both us of us unemployed changed my attitude about mortgages. So many people around here ended up with short sales and lost their homes. We paid our house off as soon as we could once we made it through that hardship.…
Startups: we’re going to disrupt the legal industry! State bars:
@decarrera @alittleleader And it was actually 4600. That's 12 and half hours a day 365 days a year. Almost 14 a day if he took of every other Saturday and two holidays. What kind of firm gives someone who bills that much an award rather than investigating him for fraud? Bendini, Lambert and Locke?
This needs to be investigated much further.
Medics across the U.S. have been quietly injecting sedatives to subdue people detained by police. Dozens of deaths reveal the practice carries risks, AP finds. apnews.com/article/invest…
@zachwolfelaw Yes. In our house what is going to radicalize a Vladeck child is listening to Melissa Ethridge.
@jennyrozelle My students were horrified by filial responsibility. We read a case from Pennsylvania and I asked them what their conclusion was. Don’t let your parents live in PA was the answer they gave
@strowhiro Buy two shirts per kid that have the entire alphabet on them. Send them to school in that shirt every day.
I called the asylum that raised you and they said they didn’t remember you
@seattle_tax Keep bringing that fire! It just shows you're sparking important chats on both fronts. Don't let the haters dull your shine.
@seattle_tax I think poking fun at tax law is way easier. Cause you always have the come back “don’t like it? Talk to your congressman”. And then watch them sputter in frustration knowing you’ve passed the buck to someone they will get zero response from and they know it.
Do not make me tap the “high billable hours are not the same as high quality legal work” sign
@decarrera @LizCGil This. It’s comical …. When I was a baby lawyer, 2800/3K was the fraud line
this spam message is more credible when i haven't recently done a tweetstorm of my 22 favorite velociraptors from my professional twitter account, but i appreciate it
@MichaelJDidion The real question is why did a service provider with no employees elect to be taxed as an S corp?
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
people replying “i did 6 years” & “i did 2 years, left and came back” like it’s a jail sentence
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
This rule comes from ATL, the home of Coke. Would you like a Coke? Yes. What kind?
Rule of Texas or the south (not sure) - coke means soft drink - amiright?
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