litquidity @litcapital
founder @ litquidity capital // meme slinger, investor, advisor // newsletter @exec_sum // scout @baincapvc litquidity.co nyc / mia Joined November 2017-
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Nobody: SEC undergrads who will inevitably work in Charlotte / Atlanta lower middle market investment banks or for their dad’s wealth management firms:
How many times are democrats going to propose taxing unrealized gains and then realize it is so fucking stupid
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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It’s always “pussy in bio” and never “bio in pussy”
If you’re splitting a Hamptons rental with 20 of your bros this summer, you don’t have to worry about Joe Biden’s 45% capital gains tax rate
These types of value-destructive business decisions just prove that TikTok was engaging in nefarious activities all along
These types of value-destructive business decisions just prove that TikTok was engaging in nefarious activities all along
Me reading Joe Biden’s proposal to raise taxes on capital gains to ~45% and taxing *unrealized gains* 25%
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SKKY Partners, the private equity firm co-founded by Kim Kardashian, is struggling to fundraise Through March, the firm has only secured $121 million of investor capital (well short of its target $1-2 billion fund size)
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Logging off until this dumbass trend is over
Rutgers undergrads when they get an auto-reply email from Goldman Sachs saying they have received the application
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“Capital Management Manager”
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