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Years ago my boss at the time asked me if I ever blog about my “eccentricities” and I didn’t fully get what she meant but I just made an Instagram post for my hedgehog’s birthday and in retrospect I feel like she read my vibe really well
I think this may be the year I admit I’m not even outdoorsy enough to enjoy drinking on patios
Went into Altar’d State for the first time and the vibe was extremely “girls who were the bullies of their church youth groups”
why was my first thought "Princess Diana outfit season"
why was my first thought "Princess Diana outfit season"
Sad to report today is the day the “all you need is a light jacket” quote from Miss Congeniality takes over social media
we need a regular iced coffee line like we have for TSA pre check
One thing I have learned about home ownership is if you hear a strange noise, you’ll find yourself hoping it’s a ghost because the alternative is probably something that is going to be very expensive and inconvenient to fix
The Tortured Poets Society
The Tortured Poets Society
There’s always a Massachusetts connection
Do we think Travis knew the album was a double or was it like how you don’t tell a little kid a secret because they don’t understand not to tell people #TSTTPD
I can’t believe most of my friends have spent the past three hours peacefully sleeping like nothing happened #TSTTPD
I am simultaneously deeply unwell and the best I have ever been #TSTTPD
POV: you are my husband and just woke up at 2:30 am to see me waiting to tell you Taylor’s new album is actually a DOUBLE #TSTTPD
OH MY GOD
Thinking this once again 😬
I’m sorry but this burn 💀💀💀 #TSTTPD
Megan Johnson @megansarahj
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ok my bad. i was the bigshot executive who told jerry seinfeld to get the Fuck out of my office when he pitched a show to me that wasnt woke
doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off
40yo introduced himself at a gathering as a painter and watched an art bro wax poetic to him about creating & the need to live in the city to feed off the energy for art before he asked whether the 40yo did abstract or realism & the confused 40yo clarified he paints apartments
he looks like a very kindhearted mouse who got turned into a prince
Josh O'Connor on the possibility of "Challengers" increasing his celebrity status: "Now that’s a dreadful thought." Interview: rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-m…
hear me out what if newspapers had an online ~day pass~ option that cost the same as buying the print edition that day. instead of just subscribe or not
“I’m a doomsday prepper” I say to the Costco cashier as she scans 3 pallets of vodka and Uncrustables.
My 10 y/o son has a lot of friends who show up on our doorstep but by far my most fave lil dude has got to be the one who always appears holdin a fistful of ham
I took my 6yo to softball practice and then realized it was canceled. My 6yo smiled at me, "Well, look at that, we yelled at each other for nothing."
Everyone was wary of the menswear guy when he first blew up because we have never seen someone who got popular on this platform quickly and didn't do a heel turn. The fact that he continues to deliver reliably good content is something we may never see again in this lifetime.
Do you think Karen Read will become an Instagram influencer
Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly "Why would i want a chicken?" And the receptionist said " check In". I often think about it.
even when they're supposedly ashamed of harvard they gotta tell you three times in three sentences that they went to harvard. twice
Since I was a 12 year-old lower-middle class kid from Kentucky, I wanted to go to Harvard. I’ve been proud of it my entire life. I even went twice. Today is the first time I’ve ever considered burning my degrees.
Me, reading a @dieworkwear thread while wiping cheetoh dust off on my t-shirt and pajamas with holes in it: "Fuck him up, Derek."
no matter how tired i get i just cannot ever fall asleep before like 2 in the morning. i’m exhausted
everyone is mad at her for stealing from charity (bad) but im mad at her for trying to be a thoughtleader (worse)
The "would you rather run into a man or bear in the forest" question is a troubling discourse for me, as I have to choose between my two least favorite things: incels, and people misusing statistics to incorrectly judge risk