a boors banquet @notsolittyditty
Nashville isn’t ready for us Golden, CO Joined August 2022-
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kinda looks like that “one time thing” I did with my college roommate that I promised to never speak about again
kinda looks like that “one time thing” I did with my college roommate that I promised to never speak about again
I know I’m drunk but are U guys seeing this too
Shaved my pussy to go watch playoff hockey
Drinks will not be on me tonight
This guy doesn’t know puck (Montreal canadiens in ‘93)
This guy doesn’t know puck (Montreal canadiens in ‘93)
Who needs mood stabilizers when calamari can cure my borderline personality disorder haha
Hella percs
I had more beer and lobster and drank less water than I have in my entire life last night
Not now babe mommy’s locked in
This is what it feels like to orgasm for girls btw
Just take me I’m ready to die
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Happy fully developed frontal lobe day to my better half! Can’t wait to spend this day and many more together i love you 😘❤️
Starting a dangerous journey today …
@notsolittyditty Dude the fights at the end! What sore losers the jets are
@notsolittyditty Freud woulda loved that mf
Once again we honor the Captain tonight
juggling to distract the cop while my warranted friend makes a run for it
The fintwit e-girl was actually a dude? Wow
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The plan: - ask the boys what the move is - get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) - have 2 beers - start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another - another beer - double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers - darkness sets in - stare at the void
“bro she’s just a girl you met on twitter” the girl from twitter-
Thinking about the time i went on a 6 hour long first date with a man and fell in love only for him to tell me that he needs to see things though with another girl that just confessed her love for him and my only response was “hope she can fight”
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