AK Lingus @aklingus
Call me Icy Clive, King of the Sky. Shouts to @Classical. Opinions are mine alone. My poetry's deep, I never fail. He/him. Avatar by @Lubchansky. somewhere in California Joined May 2009-
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lol dunking on this account twice today, any deal for Durant STARTS with Reaves and Vanderbilt and two first rounders, you're basically recreating this year's Suns except AD is maybe the only person on the planet that gets hurt more than Beal x.com/HoopMixOnly/st…
lol dunking on this account twice today, any deal for Durant STARTS with Reaves and Vanderbilt and two first rounders, you're basically recreating this year's Suns except AD is maybe the only person on the planet that gets hurt more than Beal x.com/HoopMixOnly/st…
Setting aside how much LeBron enjoys living in LA, is there a conceivable move the Lakers could pull off to materially improve their team that's more feasible than a team being able to slot in LeBron and materially improve themselves? I dunno that there is
The thing about this is you’ll see people bitch and whine about how, like, Married….with Children could never get made today and It’s Always Sunny smokes just about every network sitcom ever made in terms of transgressive jokes and plots (sometimes in a bad way)
The thing about this is you’ll see people bitch and whine about how, like, Married….with Children could never get made today and It’s Always Sunny smokes just about every network sitcom ever made in terms of transgressive jokes and plots (sometimes in a bad way)
she not only posted a bunch of deranged nonsense, but wrote the worst possible update to Gotta Serve Somebody
she not only posted a bunch of deranged nonsense, but wrote the worst possible update to Gotta Serve Somebody
It would be so funny if the Vikings had planned to take McCarthy anyway even after doing this
It would be so funny if the Vikings had planned to take McCarthy anyway even after doing this
I will gladly chip in to help get this scanned by Criterion or Arrow or whoever, I don’t care for dubs but this is clearly of immense historical value
I will gladly chip in to help get this scanned by Criterion or Arrow or whoever, I don’t care for dubs but this is clearly of immense historical value
Marvel fucked up so bad by not moving heaven and earth to do a Thor/Guardians movie and giving us this mess instead
Marvel fucked up so bad by not moving heaven and earth to do a Thor/Guardians movie and giving us this mess instead
Gonna finally buy a house with the money I win from that game where you roll the ball into a hole and the wooden horse moves
Gonna finally buy a house with the money I win from that game where you roll the ball into a hole and the wooden horse moves
People wondering “that’s it?” don’t realize that for pretty much everyone else $1K for contempt of court is an entirely persuasive deterrent, so this is probably just strike one or even two before jail is on the table
People wondering “that’s it?” don’t realize that for pretty much everyone else $1K for contempt of court is an entirely persuasive deterrent, so this is probably just strike one or even two before jail is on the table
a) an utterly magnificent shot, and b) apparently Lakers fans are mad that the guy at the end didn’t get called for a foul on Prince for the crime of [looks at notes scribbled on hand] standing there
a) an utterly magnificent shot, and b) apparently Lakers fans are mad that the guy at the end didn’t get called for a foul on Prince for the crime of [looks at notes scribbled on hand] standing there
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Every time I get an ad for Umzu and stare into the dead eyes of the bearded gent who talks about poop, I think about the good old days when YouTube was just a repertory for old TV clips and monetizing it was the farthest thing from anyone’s mind
Every article I’ve read about the Suns today has been like “here’s why the entire franchise is condemned to the bowels of hell” or “the future of the Phoenix Suns is bleaker than NFTs” or “the Suns should save us all some time and fold the franchise”
This wonderful Conan bit from the 2008 writers’ strike is 16 years old and I remember watching it like it was yesterday (on DVR, yes, but still) youtube.com/watch?v=4TAKVu…
Spring is here
Getting ready for the next chapter in this story youtube.com/watch?v=PLRUt8…
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@aklingus @umbyrella The Pau Gasol erasure is infuriating
we’ve gotta stop letting 14-year-olds on Twitter
Going to start a tokenized derivatives market based on the actions of Dave & Buster's betters. If that guy doesn't crush this ski ball game I'm out $300,000.
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
I wish he would dibble less
@treblaw Counter: the time he wastes dibbling the basketball into the ground is less time for the other team to score.
Why I'm resigning from The Intercept kenklippenstein.com/p/why-im-resig…
I'm telling you, put an EVE FARTLOW sign at one of these campus protests and she's toast x.com/mustachetoilet…
Eve Fartlow did ***a lot*** of cocaine last night
I think it's very important that the campus protests stay on message but I also think it would be very funny if each one had a sign that just read "EVE FARTLOW" to see if that would finally send her into hiding forever
LeBron is 39 damn years old and was still one of the 15 or so best guys in the league this year. Not sure why any of this should be attributable to "LeBron is used to the East." He shoulders some blame for his part in the roster-building but miss me with anything beyond that.
@JADubin5 The depth of the Western conference is just simply not something that Lebron James is used to dealing with. He is used to floating through the regular season and the 1st rd of the playoffs. I suspect he misses Charlotte, Washington, Detroit, and the rest of the middling East.
"The roster was not that good" is why they weren't better in the regular season — and they outperformed their point differential by a league-high 5 wins anyway. You can easily make an argument they should have won fewer games. 🤷♂️
@JADubin5 Well, it is deeper because there was potential for them to be a better regular season team, in which they wouldn't have ran into the Nuggets in the 1st round. Their regular season struggles is more important here, imo.
“What went wrong for L.A.” seems to be that the roster was not that good and ran into the defending champs. Not sure why anybody needs to pretend it’s deeper than that.
Lakers finish to season has left coach Darvin Ham’s future in serious peril, as some stakeholders indicate he is highly unlikely to return, sources say. What went wrong for L.A. and inside LeBron James’ future at @TheAthletic with @sam_amick, @jovanbuha: theathletic.com/5453498/2024/0…
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Labour’s vision for the country is truly V for Vendetta with Pride parades (attended only by police, all LGBT+ people having been rounded up and put to death by vigilante groups of Real Voters with Real Concerns).
You gotta turn down that screen brightness. There's no reason for your screen to be that bright. Just think of how good your battery life could be
welp, I like the rock now
“Defending child slavery” is the actual literal answer here btw
Um wow how am I here?
@aklingus He took Drew Gooden, Sasha Pavlovic and Boobie Gibson to the Finals!
let’s not act like Bynum, Gasol, and Odom weren’t great on this team
nice try but you’re not tricking me into watching westside story
where we y’all when mike faist was in westside story