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Everybody loves me. I have a lot of fans and I love my fans— I do it all for you! My fans love to click my linktree/listen to my music || Backup @realonlineboy6 linktr.ee/onlineboy NYC Joined December 2009-
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Did you know? Desmond from Smiling Friends was based on NY Knicks coach Tim Thibodeau
Four 10/10 zero skip albums. Slipknot | Mitski | Beach Boys | Vince Guaraldi
Four 10/10 zero skip albums. Slipknot | Mitski | Beach Boys | Vince Guaraldi https://t.co/m5okLBaxi2
I’m in an ethically non-magnanimous relationship (my wife is mean to me but I deserve it)
Hamas is bad and 100% rapes, but guess who also rapes? Your psychopath husband! But of course YOU did the right thing (helped him defame his victims to further your own political career). Anyway thanks again for losing to a WWE side character and making comedy suck for 7 years!
Hamas is bad and 100% rapes, but guess who also rapes? Your psychopath husband! But of course YOU did the right thing (helped him defame his victims to further your own political career). Anyway thanks again for losing to a WWE side character and making comedy suck for 7 years!
“Wow” “We’re talking about ___” “and it’s so wrong” “It’s unbelievable what’s happening” “Wrong!” (I also say them in his voice, it’s so satisfying, I get why he talks that way) “Sad!” “We need a complete and total shutdown of ____ until we figure out what the hell is going on”
“Wow” “We’re talking about ___” “and it’s so wrong” “It’s unbelievable what’s happening” “Wrong!” (I also say them in his voice, it’s so satisfying, I get why he talks that way) “Sad!” “We need a complete and total shutdown of ____ until we figure out what the hell is going on”
Going to the gym and doing 30 minutes on the stairs, 15 sets of legs, going into the locker room, changing my clothes, going directly to dinner and explaining to my grimacing date that people who shower every day are phonies and that this is how the human ass is supposed to smell
Going to the gym and doing 30 minutes on the stairs, 15 sets of legs, going into the locker room, changing my clothes, going directly to dinner and explaining to my grimacing date that people who shower every day are phonies and that this is how the human ass is supposed to smell
“Lovechild” doesn’t feel right as a term to describe what happens when a cheating millionaire cums inside his Catholic maid and she won’t get an abortion
They should make a cologne that smells like Sugarfree Red Bull with freshly opened Magic: The Gathering booster top notes
🥺 old man calls dear friend for the first time in years (YOU WILL CRY!) 🥺
I guess she’s queer so it’s not my place to judge, but this is not what I thought she meant
I guess she’s queer so it’s not my place to judge, but this is not what I thought she meant https://t.co/QQKnkiTMaH
OJ simpson dead at 76, found nearly decapitated by his vengeful ex husband … that’s the circle of life
I take solace knowing that OJ is up in heaven throwing touchdown passes to Shinzo Abe and Larry King
Yes, he was OJ Simpson, but he was so much more than that. He was also OJ Family Guy, OJ South Park, and even OJ Paradise P.D.
random girl and guy accidentally bump into each other at a crowded party* Girl: haha oh sorry about that! I’m Christine by the way:) Guy(who’s real name is Clonk): oh that’s alright! I’m Steve. My name is Steve I swear
jake @jakebrodes
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homeless guy: thanks a lot man every little bit helps guy who has never called anyone "brother": no problem stay safe out there brother
me for the series NY 🌻
Does anyone wanna form an unhealthy emotional attachment with me here’s me in a bunch of different hair colors
@realonlineboy I’d never heard the mitski record and I’m enjoying it thanks for the recommendation king
i havent heard of a single one of these movies
what i love about michael caine is that he’s the only celebrity we can be certain runs his own social media
Just exercised now im whippin up some bacon and eggs
Imagine telling a person in the 1920's that 100 years from now, someone will get slapped on stage at the Oscars.
@realonlineboy Christmas Time Is Here (Instrumental)
Four 10/10 albums. No skips.
Four 10/10 zero skip albums. Slipknot | Mitski | Beach Boys | Vince Guaraldi