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“What a prestigious international film festival … for me to vomit on!”
“What a prestigious international film festival … for me to vomit on!”
Dave Itzkoff retweeted
Biden is going to go on Hot Ones. We all know this. It's inevitable. Why are we delaying the inevitable.
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red lobster going bankrupt because of endless shrimp
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A psychologist recommends A Heart That Works in today’s NYT as a good book for grievers. I’d bet more women have read it than men (it’s not about a championship basketball season or a civil war battle) but she says it’s good for men too. linktr.ee/hearttworks
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@ditzkoff “And I’m gonna marry Donald Trump!”
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But your honor, what if Jeremy Irons is making him walk around with that placard or else he’ll threaten to blow up a bomb
But your honor, what if Jeremy Irons is making him walk around with that placard or else he’ll threaten to blow up a bomb
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Ashley Feinberg (ashl.. @ashleyfeinberg
209K Followers 1K Following taking a break from stuff, [email protected]
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
David Roth @david_j_roth
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum
277K Followers 2K Following Staff writer at The New Yorker. Author of “Cue The Sun!: The Invention of Reality TV,” out 6/25. Insta/Threads/Bluesky: emilynussbaum
Mark Harris @MarkHarrisNYC
133K Followers 2K Following Writer, husband, etc. Books: Pictures at a Revolution, 5 Came Back, Mike Nichols (now in paperback). Next book in '26. Journalism: Now & then. Errors my own.
Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
80K Followers 4K Following Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]
rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac
193K Followers 6K Following NYT tech reporter. tell me stuff at [email protected] or [email protected] / Text my signal username with tips: MikeIsaac.38
David Sims @davidlsims
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall
152K Followers 720 Following Chief TV critic, @rollingstone. he/him Newsletter: https://t.co/52CRrmt5FY I’m sepinwall here, there, and everywhere.
man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
Astead @AsteadWH
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Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
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andy™ @andylevy
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence
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Aerobic Training Suck.. @BrettCawke
7 Followers 152 Following That Anton guy who swims 35k per day is my mortal enemy. Just sprint some 25s, dude!
Mylo @mylodacat
669 Followers 5K Following In my mind my dreams are real @mylodacat https://t.co/W9xgcXPnD4 https://t.co/sqsJ3Spq3o MAD AS HELL & I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
Patrick Monahan @pattymo
150K Followers 1K Following cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo at pattymo dot com
Ashley Feinberg (ashl.. @ashleyfeinberg
209K Followers 1K Following taking a break from stuff, [email protected]
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
Mark Harris @MarkHarrisNYC
133K Followers 2K Following Writer, husband, etc. Books: Pictures at a Revolution, 5 Came Back, Mike Nichols (now in paperback). Next book in '26. Journalism: Now & then. Errors my own.
Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
80K Followers 4K Following Mary Testa once said I was great. Bylines: NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed. [email protected]
rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac
193K Followers 6K Following NYT tech reporter. tell me stuff at [email protected] or [email protected] / Text my signal username with tips: MikeIsaac.38
David Sims @davidlsims
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall
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man it’s a hot zone.. @Mobute
78K Followers 1K Following Hallmark podcast. Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, Gawker, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice. He/him. https://t.co/BsfimwZqer
Astead @AsteadWH
214K Followers 2K Following @NYTimes politics reporter, podcast host, and @CNN analyst. Semi-retired tweeter. full-time COYS. Follow our podcast: @TheRunUpNYT
Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence
70K Followers 4K Following Deputy Director of Rapid Response @mmfa but views here are my own - 99% of RTs are endorsements
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227K Followers 665 Following I'm here: https://t.co/0pPS0cAOOZ. This account will be dormant for a while due to Elon and Trump and the Nazis. Hope to see you all again someday.
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3K Followers 1K Following "The most attractive person working at the Los Angeles Times." - Mark Potts
Graphite Method @GraphiteMethod
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73K Followers 991 Following You’re looking at a nude egg. Your #1 source for ITYSL news, memes, & content. I’m just like such a huge fan of ITYSL’s music AND its acting. Let’s slop ‘em up!
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3K Followers 60 Following Parody account swapping captions from Healthcliff and The New Yorker Not affiliated with either cartoon. Inspired by @Drawfeeshow
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2K Followers 1K Following I’m an editor ✂️🎞️ • I make memes • I see the world wildly and in wild ways • filmmaker in progress 🎥🎬
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26K Followers 5K Following 𝔪𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱, 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕣™ 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎༄ ᴊᴇᴡ ✡︎ 𝖘𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖊𝖗 🕺🏻 ✨ https://t.co/O748mPTFk9
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100K Followers 97 Following The gangsta who’s dissin' your flygirl
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563K Followers 402 Following Documenting all of internet culture. Trying to understand a meme? Tag us @knowyourmeme, we'll give you the scoop. More socials here: https://t.co/luM0yDkWvz
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Love this shot cause it looks like the Game Over screen of a Columbo video game when he stands over your defeated body
this column by Ross Douthat takes for granted that college-student protesters have been shaped by their reading assignments as students. this is a touchingly naive interpretation of a generational mass movement ever gaining momentum like a swirling rushing river--the activism is…
What Students Read Before They Protest nytimes.com/2024/04/27/opi…
@DouthatNYT Pervy guy says what? No, the internet hasn’t forgotten
Robert Townsend wanted to tell Black stories with Black actors at a time when studios were not casting Black actors en masse. So many actors and comedians got their start with folks like Robert Townsend, Keenan Ivory Wayans, and Spike Lee.
Everybody and their mama was auditioning for ‘The Five Heartbeats’! They needed that work!
@ditzkoff And I say to myself, I need exact channnnge...
Why did Kristi Noem shoot her dog? Because it had become too woke.
@SweatieAngle very genius to say "people lied down in the street to block traffic" one paragraph before "they did not seek to shut down campus life"
I actually had to stop and make notes JUST FOR MY SELF FOR MY OWN SANITY about all the ostentatiously dumb shit he said in this article - like here’s some of it, not intended for public consumption so lol - point is this man is like a Once in a Generation Great Dummy
This idea that I don't understand Cage's piece is willfully uncomprehending, well, nonsense. I know he wanted us to listen to surrounding sound. I made an exception for making Jewish people listen to calls for Israel to be destroyed.
@VideoNotAvail @ditzkoff it's up there especially when they cut to the subplot of the rest of the crew on tour with MC Chris
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