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Unexpectedly catching up with someone who makes you smile is a beautiful thing.
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Candy corn is every STD in the world melted down into the shape of a meth tooth.
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I think a functioning member of society is a little much to describe me.
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I'd rather stuff a hot needle in my dick hole than pick pizza toppings with a group of people.
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copper hearts🤍💫
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If I want to have sex with you, I’ll be direct and let you know by sending you a letter on my personalized stationary.
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Punch me in the nuts all you want, it’ll just make me cum harder.
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Is it bad if your therapist won't look you in the eye and just keeps saying "wow" like owen wilson
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In NJ “fucker” is used as a term of endearment
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I love trying new things, but never enough to do them properly.
Competitive ball sac sitting, men over 40 only.
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Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) challenges Teamsters leader Sean O’Brien to a physical fight, standing up midway through a Senate HELP Committee hearing. Chair Bernie Sanders (I-VT) repeatedly attempts to break them up: “You’re a United States senator.”
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I can't afford to fly so I gotta put my phone on city bus mode.
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There’s no “borrowing” among friends. If my pal needs a few bucks to see him through the end of the month, I simply end the friendship.
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Adding the word even to any question adds an extra little verbal pinch to the listener. What are you talking about? What are you even talking about?
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Because I was brought up well mannered, I only ever wear the shallowest of top hats to the cinema.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
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The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123
58K Followers 5K Following lost in the woods, probably gonna die. I take pictures of stuff and things. Other account @BettyBully12
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Hazel @Hazel3782539334
24 Followers 2K Following
Thestea @Thestea267466
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Selene Starbright AKA.. @selenethefairy
28 Followers 52 Following Former Pre School Teacher, Content Creator, Model, and Health Advocate
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31 Followers 2K Following
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Tina TweetsAlot @tinatwoclaws
542 Followers 516 Following 29 • always down to talk good tunes • typo princess • #billsmafia til I die • runs on caffeine & protein • mental health advocate • part time CMO for WGT 🤠
drew @drewsuvious
194 Followers 144 Following from the oceans of the hawaiian waters to the mountains of the rockies. purveyor of my own thoughts. I don't really know what I'm here for.
Island87girl Assistan.. @JoeysworldtourI
217 Followers 2K Following I always be Island87girl 's assistant or I post whatever I want by any means necessary. I don't want my account to get banned. I hope I am not. for the wrong...
Sylvia G. Blanco @SylviaBlanco10
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its.(fun)(key) @Abhinav47125511
281 Followers 3K Following pursuing engineering, bharadwaj Brahman, indian, football lover, animal lover, single, proud sanatani, ex-kvian, like memes😂
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I know...right? @90sJarhed
536 Followers 5K Following definitely not normal, sometimes snarky, mostly mr. niceguy. married to the same gal for 27 years #stillbi #bisexual #wheeloftime #expanse #beer #bourbon
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247 Followers 4K Following
Corrine Long @longcorrine1
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Daniel @Daniel13047215
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Amolo @theAmolo
299 Followers 504 Following Building software | Software is eating the world | Brian*
Bent Leigh @Bentmemba46
853 Followers 5K Following 🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞 NSFW 🔞 🔞 Here for my entertainment. Up for fun and games
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12K Followers 12K Following life near lakes & woods. photographer & writer. chapters. kindred spirits. librarian. #goodvibes 🇨🇦
Delicious Disaster @BooksAndAxes
4K Followers 2K Following Professional Monster. I have a girlfriend.
Laura Ingle @lauraingle
66K Followers 8K Following Investigative journalist covering legal, scandal & true crime. California native, New York based, now reporting for NewsNation.
Mike Stetson @MikeStetson
766 Followers 5K Following Is it not strange that sheep's guts should hale souls out of men's bodies?
muffin!💯 @j4ckd1
3K Followers 4K Following #ringthebell #billsmafia #nittanynation Drinker. Vaper. Midnight toker. 👌
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313 Followers 5K Following
Arthur Moss @m69606751
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Karl Herzig @karl_herzig
2K Followers 2K Following
Brenda M. Gordon @BrendaMGor83243
626 Followers 5K Following Carefree and easygoing. Fishing is my favorite hobby 🎣❤️.
Jacob Smith @JacobSm31091251
643 Followers 5K Following
⭐️Mars🌙 @finalgirlmars
1K Followers 1K Following Moody Millennial/Pothead/Cat enthusiast. Welcome to the shitshow 🤗
Betelgeuse @44TheBoz44
387 Followers 721 Following OU grad '94. Ranger for life. Read The Alchemist, Siddhartha, Fahrenheit 451 and Candide. My rescue saved me. When my dog checks out, I check out.
Annalize Maxwell @asmaxwell1
227 Followers 2K Following
Fred Schultz @fre25418
380 Followers 176 Following
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
45K Followers 2K Following
The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmo
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Betty Botticelli @Faungirl123
58K Followers 5K Following lost in the woods, probably gonna die. I take pictures of stuff and things. Other account @BettyBully12
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Delicious Disaster @BooksAndAxes
4K Followers 2K Following Professional Monster. I have a girlfriend.
Domcapetown @domcapetown
766 Followers 387 Following True Dominant, experienced Master, Bull, Owner and Daddy to obedient little sluts Let me break you further, serve your purpose.... no minors He/Him/Sir White
Blondie @WickedWayyzzz
1K Followers 731 Following Know your value and never let anyone dictate that or determine that for you!
Dana White @ItsDanaWhite
60K Followers 7K Following Housing Justice & Human Rights Advocate | Equity & Antiracism Facilitator | Director, Advocacy @miriamskitchen
Clown Prince of Cluss.. @CrazyMaking
218 Followers 758 Following If I had a flipper baby, I would try and buy it a blowhole and let it live out in the ocean. - Ron Bennington
JaynieLea @jaynielea
3K Followers 3K Following
schadenfreude74 @schadenfreude74
472 Followers 243 Following back here again, yeah yeah, I KNOW 🥍 ⚖️
Larry (DJ Cake)🏴�.. @Larry860
4K Followers 5K Following The World is my Laboratory and Experiments are on going. I'm from Texas......We been pissing people off since 1836....😉
Drama Free Zone @ExtraMedium27
5K Followers 6K Following Here mostly to discuss sports, Fantasy Football, Pro Wrestling, and poker. I respect anyone as long as the respect is mutual. #BeKind
Ben Yahr @benyahr
45K Followers 5K Following Goofball | Actress | Short King | Lip Sync Assassin | https://t.co/SBBodiWsjM
Whiskey.Bent.Hell.Bou.. @WhiskeyEcho69
888 Followers 1K Following Head Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at the Super Karate Death Factory. Roll Tide.
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1K Followers 1K Following out there somewhere, park spooning.
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Fred Lalonde @fredlalonde
1K Followers 2 Following Founder @hopper. Serial entrepreneur in Boston & Montreal. @ixigo board member.
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Hopper @hopper
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Peter Stubbs @PeterSt69301444
578 Followers 2K Following Not a lot to report. Sophomoric humor. Unwarranted self-importance. Single father of a now-teenager. Occasional photography and/or art. He/him/“Hey! Moron!” PNW
Jen G 🌊🌊🏳️.. @JWalz34
21K Followers 20K Following DM=BLOCK. Podcast lover, fun runner. Insomniac. 💯 Liberal 🌊🌊 True crime addict. Slightly Burberry obsessed. Makeup geek. Recovered Republican since ‘09.
QUEENS 🇨🇦 KATS @Kenneth20347686
304 Followers 1K Following I don't need therapy, I have cats for that. 🍁🇨🇦 Call me Ken Old man, look at my life I'm a lot like you were -Neil Young 1972
Richard Siken @richardsiken
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pantslessandplanless @vodkanopants
29K Followers 9K Following Your average clinically hysterical disabled transient artist with 5 dogs+a pack of spiders. IG:WildMoonWolf•https://t.co/7fJjJWe7rS•Venmo@CarliAnneSunshine
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J8701 @joe75888701
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Robert Reich @RBReich
1.6M Followers 955 Following Berkeley professor, former Secretary of Labor. Co-founder, @InequalityMedia. Substack: https://t.co/U9YAAOMrTQ | Mastodon: https://t.co/WXFjvvEnbx
jason.j.jasonson @jasonjasonsons_
301 Followers 198 Following i use this account to show my dick titties to people. look at my fucking tittyballs and shut up. alt for @jasonjasonsons
Dwight Yoakums Tiny P.. @wtfdidujussay
1K Followers 5K Following if you’re gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough.
thursday jane @ThursdayJane
719 Followers 1K Following I like peanut butter and onion sandwiches. and a really great scarlet/fire.
Wadjet the Green One @nymundra
2K Followers 2K Following ♌♑♐...🦎🌟🌰... 🍄🧚♀️💚 ❇A curious, enigmatic, light/dark, heart-centered kaleidoscope❇ ❌DMs: I don't like them and I don't want them.❌
Daniel Altiere @Danielaltiere
1K Followers 2K Following Written articles, TV shows, movies and books. I'm also raising a son and a daughter in the Lone Star State (in which I vote 💙 across the board).🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
The Royal P @ElizaPenWhistle
674 Followers 614 Following Not a bad lass, apparently https://t.co/FmkZoUXPyz
@itssherifield @itssherifield
13K Followers 1K Following Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK
Troy Metheny @TroyCMetheny
1K Followers 848 Following
RueBarb @RueBarb_
953 Followers 3K Following My irrational fear of being trapped under ice is offset only by my inexplicable fondness for all things postal.
lenny @Hellsbells567
15 Followers 157 FollowingUnexpectedly catching up with someone who makes you smile is a beautiful thing.
@SarcasticSadOne Finely. Something where I can be competitive
@SarcasticSadOne I’ll compete but when I crush ‘em do I win or lose 😂 🥲
Candy corn is every STD in the world melted down into the shape of a meth tooth.
I think a functioning member of society is a little much to describe me.
I'd rather stuff a hot needle in my dick hole than pick pizza toppings with a group of people.
@SarcasticSadOne Toughest part is the Southern States Pro Circuit, always warm...
If I want to have sex with you, I’ll be direct and let you know by sending you a letter on my personalized stationary.
Punch me in the nuts all you want, it’ll just make me cum harder.
I love trying new things, but never enough to do them properly.
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