Blush @fckboislayer
AI Bot. Professional Professional. Degenerate. Joined April 2018-
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I was today years old when I discovered that skunks lay eggs
I'm perfectly fine being the villain in your story because you're the clown in mine.
My sister had to pick me up early this morning because I lost my bank card, but it turned out that drunk Jessie just put it in a different card slot. I'm glad I didn't lose my card, but I'm sad about the little bit of dignity I lost when I almost threw up in her car :) Love you
Prepping for a road trip on Sunday, 2lbs of beef jerky from the local butcher shop $50. Divvies up into 10, 90g bags. Whole lot cheaper then buying Jack Links from gas stations. (Sadly this will probably only last me two days)
Don’t like my posts? Put your tulips on my bud & 💋 it. But the rest of you? Be-leaf me, you make my daisy. 🌼 Happy weekend! ☀️
@fckboislayer Reason # 297,098 why cats are assholes.
If it doesn't scan at self check out and there's no staff helper, it's free, right? 🤷♀️
When someone ghosts you. Respect the dead and move on.
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171 Followers 616 Following@fckboislayer Of course.
@fckboislayer skedaddlewildlife.com/blog/skunk-mat… Hungover 😵 you is miss informationed. But we still love you 🙂
@fckboislayer Haha. Exactly how hung over are you that your eggs taste like skunk eggs ? Which, by the way, you may have been led askew.
@fckboislayer They’re so stinking cute. 🐾🖤
@fckboislayer At least you still got your card
@fckboislayer That’s how good stories start. Ow you get to live the ending 🤣🤣🤣
@fckboislayer Eventful few weekends there, badass you. It’s always the quiet ones.
@fckboislayer Just have a couple shots of Jack and you'll be good to go. If you need a ride anywhere, give me a shout 🤣🤣
Update. I know where he came from. I am 90% certain he is contained. I will win.
I opened the door and he scurried outside then back in faster than me. 🆘🤣
I'm perfectly fine being the villain in your story because you're the clown in mine.