R̵̗͔̲͈̖̈́͜ͅy̸̛̫̤ @SarcasticMe81
Sarcastic nerd with hot ankles • knower of some stuff • neurotic disaster • lover of cereal coffee & cons • horror film buff • delicate fucking flower • twitter.com/search?q=from%… A haunted forest Joined December 2018-
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Your existence, your choice.
This is fucking rad. Longer vid but worth it.
POV: you got lost in your book and read all night
Just so you know, most of you aren't getting anything for Christmas
She glistened like a glazed donut.
Spooky season is officially in full swing
excuse my French but what tha fuck
Some of y'all act like you aren't able to decide who you do and don’t interact with.
Loud breathers make me want to take away their ability to breathe at all.
My favorite pastime is internalizing and projecting irrational thoughts onto myself.
Holding hands and jumping off cliffs
If you have the time to type a zillion red flags - 🚩
The moon hangs heavy with my thoughts
Heavily relying on crosswalk signals to guide my way through life
Let’s get outta here. I know an all night diner with pies so good you leave a wet spot on the seat
There are some adorably overinflated egos around here. I just want to boop your silly little noses.
I’m glad we only live once… I’m not doing this shit again.
I hate to be political, but I eat muffins upside down.
nay (dino) 🖤 @Lilblack_heart
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When the actual apocalypse hits, we will wish we were bored on twitter.
You ever keep following someone cause you just know they are going to have a public freak out soon and it’s gunna be fun to watch?
POV: you got lost in your book and read all night
My son loudly announced to the parents at school pick up that “mommy was drinking while she was driving”… and although this may be true, he failed to mention that the beverage was water.
This photo has been posted before, but we haven’t taken any new ones recently. And I’m just sitting here thinking about how completely lucky I am that this is the human I get to be in love with. My heart is so full knowing I get to love you every day. 🥰
Just so you know, most of you aren't getting anything for Christmas