c i n @SexyAsCin
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Today after my shit work day, and wrinkle cream shopping spree, I came home and ate cold canned black beans while drinking champagne. So, there’s that.
If you don’t have a sense of humour with my posts I might just up & block you. I’m here to have fun. And light teasing is cool but I’m not here to actually be made fun of. I’ll make fun of myself for you, but if you join in harsher then I go on myself, out ya go. Later. ✌🏼
If the shower doesn't feel like Satan is giving you a golden shower, you're doing it wrong.
I tried to be an ass man. It didn’t work
Sorry I cuntfished™ you, I’m actually quite sweet
Imagine letting a tweet seriously ruin your day. Lmao clowns.
This cracks me up every time
Life seemed so much simpler when Pluto was still a planet.
i think my diarrhea has diarrhea
She seems nice.
My safe word is "Liberty Biberty"
Cheese is delicious. And my feet smell like Parmesan. So if I’m doing the math correctly, I’m delicious.
It’s like I never obsess over anything productive.
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1K Followers 792 Following coffee coffee, steak, whiskey, average dad bod, nerd, geek, gamer, outdoorsman@SexyAsCin No, I simply meant I’d always figured cold canned black beans to go best with red wine.
@SexyAsCin Wow, like caviar for hillbillies! Hope your weekend goes better!
@SexyAsCin I'm around just not as much. Life takes over sometimes.
@SexyAsCin Beans and Bubbles. You be having a jacuzzi tonight in the bath tub. 😂😂
It’s ok guys. I found help. Drinking it out of a big ass cup too 😍
Fucking Friday. What a goddamn week. Send booze. Geeeezus.
@SexyAsCin that's not what it told me... you just gotta do it right