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Say it, Forget it, Write it, Regret it. New York, NY Joined February 2010-
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I wish my job was just beach
find my friends is my favorite social platform
when someone asks me to do my timesheets
There’s nothing more fulfilling than having a great gossip sesh with your buildings super
I need a Spotify wrapped for my group chats
i'm very much speechless.
Red jumpsuits: legends only
A gay dating app called Secure the Fag
I really need someone to buy this for me
no longer “extremely online” but “terminally online”
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When people cover the face of their baby on instagram stories it’s like wait why are you making me feel weird about the photo you posted of your baby
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
i’m drinking margaritas and looking up long lost relatives on linkedIn what’s your excuse
I am walking down the aisle to Espresso at my wedding.
Millennials to Gen Z kids who got tricked into getting filler way too young
The fact that 21 years later we are still talking about this means the writers and actors on this show did their fucking jobs right.
In 2003, Carrie Bradshaw said "Paper Covers Rock" and everyone everywhere screamed.
you think you have it rough? the people i work with say things like happy friday eve…
I know you're not supposed to play favorites, but everyone has that one stovetop burner that they love more
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years. Me: still calling it Twitter.
Getting cut off at the Rainforest Cafe
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
Me designing sidewalks in Rollercoaster Tycoon
i wish other animals could smoke. smoking a cigarette with a raccoon or raven would fix me
People who refill the Brita pitcher are the backbone of society.
ticketmaster should provide an artist quiz and the better you do the higher priority queue code you get