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twitter is a full nicotine vape and blue sky is the water vape you use to wean off. I miss the danger and destruction of twitter but I know it’s better for me. It’s just missing a little unhingedness, like when I lifted an entire fridge at jimmy fallon to find my juul (NEVER…
I’m all for some good shit talking but this is a legitimately great dress
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MULLIGAN! From the minds behind 30 Rock and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Only on Netflix, May 12. Feat. @NatFaxon, @chrissyteigen, Tina Fey, @SamRichardson, @danacarvey, @phillamarr, Kevin Michael Richardson, @ayoedebiri, Daniel Radcliffe, and @ronnychieng.
!!!!! THANK U for remembering this
correspondents dinner convo about to be *lit*
I’ve been watching a lot of her videos and she is incredibly witty and talented (co stars too!)
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16K Followers 973 Following Storyteller. Producer. Actor, occasionally. Creator of Intricate Vengeance on Amazon, USA’s Leap Year. Stan slashers, superheroes & alliteration.I don’t understand NFTs, but I understand and cherish the five year period where a @chrissyteigen fave on Twitter was considered US legal tender.
dear @chrissyteigen: how does one purchase this golden butter stick from your #cravings pop-up in LA? 🧈💛
@chrissyteigen @calecampbell88 @yashar This is so true. The only drug I've ever dug through the trash to get one more hit of.
@chrissyteigen @calecampbell88 @yashar You and Holly inspired me to quit toxic alcohol. It was the push I needed. "If they can do it, I can do it.".
@chrissyteigen I’m happy for you to be off the Juul. I miss watching you on LSB. The only reason we still subscribe to #ParamountPlus is for our drunken nights watching reruns. That show could have gone mainstream if it wasn’t for Covid.
@chrissyteigen Shopped your site yesterday ! Banana bread and choc chunk cookies ! Shipped today !! Great service ! Anxious to try the products. .
@chrissyteigen honestly i am worried i am too maladjusted for the sky site, too far gone, like those feral trees from the LOTR books
@chrissyteigen also embarrassing: the fact you can’t stop it from saying you tweeted “from Earth” i actually want to hit be a vehicle moving at a high velocity
You worried about the MET GALA, but not who MET John the Baptist in GALILLE (Jesus)
@chrissyteigen Jesus he is just the most unfunny dork. On top of everything else.
@JUNlPER Not nearly enough potential blue subs to meet that goal.
About a year ago I had my initial conversation with Jason King, the outgoing chair of @CliveDavisInst, about coming on as an adjunct for the 22/23 year. I'm happy to announce I'm moving to full time visiting professor for the 23/24 year! Thankful for the folks that nudged me.
And yet another LEGEND has a birthday today! Happiest day to you @quiethandfilms ! Love you to bits! 💔
Rom Com PR 101: You gotta leave room for the ambiguity of infidelity. I need to believe you may actually be together but also have an equal amount of doubt that you are. The window of ambiguity here is a little too small.
@chrissyteigen You accurately announced the OBL capture/kill before, idk how in the hell any correspondents dinner can top that. But, please keep us abreast.
No way she would be sitting in my dining room that long.........
Tonight’s family meal: Hake in spicy ginger tomato sauce over Parmesan polenta with deep fried Brussels and shallots.
Sorry for the sincere post (and shirtless pics). I’m not enough of an egomaniac to think everyone cares but I was at the lowest point of my life six months ago and so many of you were amazing enough to reach out for support. I wanted to give you an update to how I was doing.