Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth
President at Bone Fide Wealth • CNBC Advisor Council • Memelord • Posts ≠ Financial Advice • The Joint Account: https://t.co/CNtZzhgQMu linktr.ee/dougboneparth 7 World Trade Center - NYC Joined June 2010-
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but taxing unrealized capital gains is dumb.
It’s take your child to work day. I’m very excited to show my daughter where I go to cry.
The Invisible Costs series returns! This month, we shine a light on travel and some of the hidden expenses that come with taking a trip. $25 cans of sunblock anyone?! New on The Joint Account. thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/invisible-tr…
BREAKING: Tesla stock surges on worse than expected earnings.
“Mark Zuckerberg was a dropout.” Yeah, he dropped out of Harvard not 10th grade social studies.
Online I’m stupid, but in real life I am stupid.
Just a friendly reminder that the investment with the greatest return is spending time with your loved ones. Have an awesome weekend.
Soon we won’t be able to tell the difference between the robots and humans.
It’s funny how drinking 8 glasses of water in a day seems impossible, but downing 8 beers in a few hours with the boys couldn’t be easier.
Red Lobster is considering a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing. I guess you could say the company is in hot water.
The term “allowance” is infantilizing and carries a notion of undue permission that has no place in an equitable relationship. New on The Joint Account. thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/sunny-days
How to afford a house: 1. Build a time machine
*finishes taxes* Me: Okay, I owe $1,300. IRS: Do you? Me: Do I? IRS: You’ll find out!
Good morning to everyone except those who want war.
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Me when I’ve given my toddler 17 chances to go up to his room and get ready for bedtime
As this #storm of week comes to a close, the S&P 500 $SPY is up +2.67% - a reminder, buy the dip regime in effect as long as #Fed is not a #hawk 🐦 PS: seems like this is forgotten all too quickly Have a great weekend !!!! FSinsight.com/our-services @fs_insight #WeekendVibes…
Still surprising to see #pessimism surge so quickly after 2 weeks of market #wobble - this is why equities risk/reward has improved so much to start this week - "tops" rarely happen when #bearishness 🐻 prevalent @SquawkCNBC @fs_insight #MondayMotivations $QQQ $SPY $IWM
this is so sick an artist father takes his son’s doodles and draws them in his style the kid is so creative!
TikTok in 9 months when Bytedance’s “management” decides it would rather shut it down and incinerate $100B of enterprise value rather than sell the app to Walmart or Amazon.
@dougboneparth 😂😂😂 my college days making CDs in my dorm room
@dougboneparth I was a big Kazaa guy.
@dougboneparth Isn’t it funny how everyone in our generation seems to have an exact photo similar to this?
How it all began