random ramblr @RandomRamblr
Nevermind me https://t.co/1YNgnVA12X favstar.fm/users/RandomRa… Joined February 2011-
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-Meeting the new couple next door- Me: Hi, I'm Jerry. Her: You gotta speak up. He's got hearing aids. Me: Damn...DID HE GET IT FROM YOU TALKING DIRTY TO HIM? Him: .... Her: .....
Rocket Man is my favorite song about a gay dude making crack.
It's not that I don't like kids, it's just that I only love mine.
My family's kinda like Hawaiian Punch. 10% real Jews.
I was going threw my mom's old stuff and seen this letter my dad wrote when he was away on business for 60 days on a hit and run. It said "Happy", and a tracing of his hand.
I've never been anybody's piece of ass. I'm pretty sure I've always been the asshole.
My ex cheated so I banged some skank. It's crazy how a game of Monopoly can get out of hand.
@E_lok44 That's how U Canadians masturbate?
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Laser hair removal? That's dumb. If I had laser hair, I'd keep it.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, Instagram that shit.
Little Lice, by Fleetwood Mac is my favorite song about tiny pests.
I'm always Mr. Write for the wrong typo girl.
"Argument"is just a woman's word for "you lose".
Twitter is like the job I quit during Christmas vacation. And nobody even noticed.
Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
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paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
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Darla @ddsmidt
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John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
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The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
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ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
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Lovely Potatoes @robin_991
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AbbyDabbyDuh @DearAuntAbby
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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
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The Clarty Plodger. �... @Prince_Madness1
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Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
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Just4funsa @Just4funsa
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Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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Hal O' be thy name. @Halbeerz
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tyler @tyler39017164
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Arabella Belladonna �... @CandyNpoison
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Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
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(͡o_O͡) @n0tt0dy
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RemyGreen @RemyGreen8
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RedVelvetMuffin©️ @Heaterhotusus
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Tinfoil Hat @UnknownSmell
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annoying steve @Steve_McQueen5
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G Mack @GMackbit
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. @HueLns
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Frank Giffords Brain @BrainGiffords
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Unconscious Creed @Vamtoperion
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Ellie @gunsandgams_
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😇😇Child of God�... @Trion_Houston7
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Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
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Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
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Wilde Thingy @wildethingy
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Tony P. @Tbone7219
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paused mortem 💀 @LeeCram
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Darla @ddsmidt
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
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The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian
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The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
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ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
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JRGin @GinRumMe
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AbbyDabbyDuh @DearAuntAbby
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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy
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Nicken Drumsticks @beefman138
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The Last O.G. on TBS @TheLastOGtbs
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RACHEL LEE WEST. @RachelLeeWest
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Neodimes 🦕 @neodymium03
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Whimsical Wordsmith @Whimsical84
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Joy King @joyking79
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Michael Gilderdale @gildermike
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Tinfoil Hat @UnknownSmell
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Non-Fiction Itchin' @financecharge
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nunya @Stockguy502
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Samurai Kitten @samuraikitkat99
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Dr. Misophonic Spree @MisophonicSpree
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Dumpster Backdraft @bustedhombre
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Brad the Mailman 📫 @Bradthemailman
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Sherry Bee's Knees @sherryjbry
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Melvin of York @MelvinofYork
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Smokey McButternuts @deacon_smith
1K Followers 2K Following I tweet while the voices in my head are playing poker. https://t.co/fi3Ez1SUBe
WEIRD CHRISTMAS @WEIRDCHRISTMAS
2K Followers 5K Following I`M HERE FOR THE WEIRD CHRISTMAS!!! I AM THE WEIRD CHRISTMAS!!! IF YOU DESERVE IT I CAN GRANT YOU A WEIRD CHRISTMAS!!! ALSO I`M NOT SHOUTING..MY EYES ARE BAD.
Sharon Mostly @mostlysharon
300 Followers 1K Following fictional characters are all my best friends and yes that includes me and you. also #hashtag games are fun.
The Raybould Brothers @RaybouldBrosPod
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K @theactualfuc
4K Followers 3K Following By day, I am nobody. But when the sun goes down, and evil lurks on every corner... when the world needs a hero... that's when I become... tired. And go to bed.
Captain Bloodirish @RevRodFitz1954
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2024 Ozempic Games �... @sjmmurdock
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Pseudo Cyd @Cyd10e
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Undistinguished Gentl... @Twor76
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Overit @letstryagain1
382 Followers 416 Following I like to pretend that Jason Bourne is my boyfriend: feeding the world, one Cheeto at a time
Pleasurable @pleasurable_co
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KM Heldovich Esq. @HeldKerry
845 Followers 2K Following carbon-based life form; Elvis is still the king. Pug wrassler. Rockin’ in the Free World. Dig Neil Young. Not a liberal
Jeffery Smith @Jaswither
1K Followers 3K Following One time I told a joke and someone said don't quit you're day job... Well look at me now King of twitter!!!
Writer Guy @WriteGuyWhitney
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Scottacular @Scottcrates
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Frankzulla @frankzulla
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Stephanie Blades @Stephaniee2221
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Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky
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