One.Hand.Clap @OneHandClapMC
there's no 'R' in my name. Joined October 2020-
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What do you mean 'woke up and chose violence'?? I choose violence in my dreams too !
I can kill two birds with at most 20 stones.
Why isn't there an AI tool that'll help me talk to women ?
Me to barista: don't you dare draw shit on my coffee!
Nail fashion is getting out of hand !
@matthewesp Not much to go around for all that crack
@samrudhiyadav The one sober friend who consoles you when you ugly cry after drinking.
Wait a minute!!! This shit wasn't in the comics 🥲
After Cheryl resurrected Archie, Jughead, Polly and Jason and brought them back from Heaven as well as Tabitha learning that she is Riverdale’s guardian angel and that Baby Anthony is immortal, in next week’s episode, they will return to the alternate universe called ‘Rivervale’.
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Yes, Hunter Biden is an embarrassment. It says nothing about Joe Biden other than he has an embarrassment in his family. So do you. So do I. It makes Joe more relatable and human. Trump IS his family’s embarrassment. It’s very different.
Doesn't #JWST stand for Jehovah's Witness Space Telescope???
With a vice-president who failed their SATs.
The next American president should be a 96-year-old.
The next American president should be a 96-year-old.
My iron-deficient ass after suddenly standing up. #jwst
Boris Johnson and Donald Trump both were born in New York, in June. Explains a lot.
Too late to become a material gorl now 🥲
Aren't there any great slurs for white people?
Demand inches on the pizza, not on penises.
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