goblin costanza, worm moder @goblinodds
you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so let's eat dog treats from petco 💎 (they/it) ⚔️ goblinodds.com Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2017-
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Get me away from here I’m dying - with commentary on mortality from a 6yo at the end
Get me away from here I’m dying - with commentary on mortality from a 6yo at the end
hung out w bf's parents, then unexpected extremely fun visit from beloved mutual [redacted], up till like 4:30am, now have a migraine, i will check my messages again eventually
the only limitation, anon, is your imagination
the only limitation, anon, is your imagination https://t.co/VXebRDGmbL
GUYS we have a 2ND RELATIONSHIP from twitter dating app🥳🥳🥳 congrats congrats good work everyone!!
i havent thought about timothee chalamet since i stopped taking birth control. happy for him though
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wondering if something approximately like this is true: men are rarely friends with women they wouldnt be willing to sleep with women are rarely friends with men they feel they'd have to warn their friends not to date
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@goblinodds 🎶 fragile but free! We remain tender together 🎶
@mechanical_monk @goblinodds @emmaconcepts @not_a_hot_girl nor rand corp people
@goblinodds @natural_hazard @emmaconcepts @not_a_hot_girl i presume random ppl, not Ayn Rand fans, you're safe lol
@goblinodds @Sameerish3re Broadly, the keepers, sleepers, sweepers and no deal. Men with strong sexual morés will focus on getting a keeper, but that doesn't stop the other categories from existing.
@goblinodds Ah yeah, definitely. I guess I was preempting the hypothesis I thought the average person was going to have which was "men are only friends with women they're trying to date" which was not a stated hypothesis of yours!
@goblinodds Ummm like pillow cases, hemming pants, a giant bean bag chair, table cloths and runners. Oh and this 6'X6' flag for our camp at a music fest. I'm not the best at it, nor do I indulge it much but I have some skill and knowledge.
@goblinodds Right. And in a world with fewer and fewer functional communities, there's more and more of those barriers. I've been friends with church women for whom I held no attraction at all, but we were already fellow community members before that.
@goblinodds when i posted i was thinking there was not much room in the "too bad to date but not too bad to be friends with" bin, but i suppose there's a "hot mess" factor distinguishable from moral failings that could make someone qualify for friendship but also qualify for warning-off
@goblinodds @sonikudzu different genders appreciate different kinds of energy in their interactions others men like to feel the way like to feel with women and with men women like to feel the way they like to feel with women and with men and nobody is wrong because of their gender
@goblinodds @mechanical_monk @not_a_hot_girl i don’t even think i can agree with this either…i’ve known and seen plenty of women who do things where the fucking is a nice consolation prize or maybe even the outright goal. how is this male-assigned lol
@goblinodds The show is very fun actually. My summary of Taylor (the char in question)'s arc may or may not be totally accurate.
@goblinodds @mechanical_monk @not_a_hot_girl eh, i find your description of men’s sexuality too one-note. i don’t see how my experience is much different from the “women’s sexuality” as you described it. maybe it’s just small sample size, but none of my guy friends think like the “men’s sexuality” either so idk lol
@scrmshw @goblinodds @RJongeward aka spicy living
@goblinodds more sex than remembered is on the official hanging-with-parents bingo card.
@goblinodds Most people, me included, are not making the best choices for themselves. Most choices are usually to avoid short term pain or discomfort.
@goblinodds The absolute weirdest fucking thing about living with other women and girls who get periods is recognizing that shit in them but not myself.
@goblinodds @RJongeward @breaking2morrow the secret third option (danger)
@goblinodds I Twitter searched "postnasal drip" to see if my oomfies had any remedies and, "continuous postnasal drip," what fresh hell Anyway, hope you've felt better in the past few years
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