Naïve American @Nahdude83
Just call me Ed. This place seems familiar. x.com/search?q=from%… Phoenix, AZ Joined November 2024-
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Before I had kids I didn’t know you could have an entire cabinet filled with just empty cereal boxes.
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you only get one life, choose who you want to ruin it wisely
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Blasting "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" as I drive my car off a cliff.
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I need a year off from these once in a lifetime events
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As per my baby book, I held my head up alone the first day I got home. I may be a lot of things, but I was no soft-necked baby.
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Nobody ever got smarter by being emotional.
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Everything I know about the law I learned from a guy that records videos for Instagram in his car
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*at my second rodeo* You guys aren’t gonna believe this.
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When a volcano is about to erupt, the pencil lead I got stuck in my hand in 1984 starts to tingle.
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Seagulls don’t walk. They strut as if they just filed for divorce and won everything.
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The first chapter of my book on passive aggressiveness is “How to master the breath mint”.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me fiiiiiiive goooooooooooldennn things... Four turensnhhn three French hens two something yeahs and kiss on the tip of my nose.
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I sing Christmas carols after Christmas to remind my neighborhood that joy has consequences.
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Oh, you miss smoking in bars? I remember when you could smoke in hospitals
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Merry/happy whatever you believe or need!
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A Christmas Carol proves some people need supernatural threats just to say thank you.
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I don’t hold grudges, I just remember everything forever like a spiteful little historian.
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Be forgiving. Be understanding. But don't be a fool.
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