#MomLife @MomLife911
Bagel eater, Professional baby holder, Enigma wrapped inside a riddle Florida, USA Joined August 2017-
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Saw my 7yo chewing on something 5 minutes after dinner ended and asked him what it was. Apparently it was his last bite of dinner that he was saving like a chipmunk in his cheek to eat when he felt hungry later
My 7yo:I just saw lightning in my head when my eyes were closed 😳
Let’s get married and have kids so there will be always be someone who doesn’t want to eat what everyone else wants to eat forever.
I am having surgery in a month, this morning my 6yo caught me crying because I am nervous.He walked up and said “It’s ok mommy I’ll help you so you don’t have to walk” fast forward to this evening where he is screaming in his room because he didn’t get to lick the Kit Kat wrapper
I have zero respect for any parent fighting against masks in schools. It's unconscionable.
The moon landing is fake GEEZ wake up. It’s all lies by big moon just to get us to buy more moon.
My 4 yr old reminds me to use sanitizer and to put on my mask before I leave the house. Don’t think your kids aren't watching how you conduct yourself in a pandemic. Set a good example. Don't be an asshole.
6yo: Mommy when I grow up I want to marry you Me: what about daddy 6 yo: he could live with us I guess 🤣
So this morning when the teacher asked my son where were the gingerbread man likes to play he raise his hand and he told her in a dumpster and then proceeded to draw him in the damn trash can #kindergarten #virtuallearning
HUSBAND: So, I hear there's a nationwide meat shortage, but baby don't you worry 'cause I got your m-- ME: NO
My youngest one woke me up to tell me how proud he was for not waking me up. Happy Sunday
I find that most days I either want to hug and cuddle my 5yo or I want to roar at him like a crazed dinosaur. There is no in between.
It should be Mother’s weekend instead of just Mother’s Day. Is there a petition I can sign somewhere?
Told my son to eat breakfast at the food table instead of the kitchen table so it is going to be one of those types of days
“Stop trying to lick your chest” a sentence I never envisioned saying
Today’s art project I made a pretty landscape he made a monster truck #sidewalkchalk #vpk
Everyone better learn how to use those three seashells 
The truth is I would rather gain 10 pounds this month and enjoy the holiday — the saucy foods, the sugary drinks, and sitting on my butt in front of the fire with my family — than deprive myself of experiencing all that this season has to offer.
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I have escaped death many times but I’m not sure I will survive being the mom of a teen.
Me, to 15: when’s the last time you took a shower? 15: *thinking hard* Me: BRO If you have to think that hard about it, it’s been TOO LONG.
where the things that should be fresh are frozen, and the things that should be frozen are out of order.
if u were the person who ran the McDonald's account for a day, what would u tweet
"I hate the beach" our 6 yo says while on a beach vacation I paid thousands for.
Who’s got the memes?
Let’s get married and have kids so there will be always be someone who doesn’t want to eat what everyone else wants to eat forever.
Welcome to parenthood. Everything is too loud now.
What’s the ETA on all the anti-vaxxers dying off and the rest of us having our lives back again?
My kids have been disruptive, defiant and whiny at times, but when I think about what they’ve been through this past year and a half, I’m so damn proud of how they’ve handled this shit show.
One day we’re all going to read books about this pandemic and still be in absolute disbelief and shock that so many refused to save their own lives or give a shit about anyone else.
When I asked 3 if he needed to go potty he responded, "no I just like touching my penis"
4 scratched her leg on brambles and was hysterical from the blood and pain. I was taking care of her and she asked me to sing a song to make her feel better. I started singing and through her sobs she said “mummy your singing is so bad please stop now” 4yos are ALWAYS savage
@sheseemslegit Since you looked at me? Cocked your head to the side and said “I’m angry?”
Here’s the deal: We stop saying history will judge them. We judge them now. With judges.
Yes, that's me out in public with a dozen stickers randomly stuck around my leg because I forgot about the "tattoo" 3 gave me this morning
I have zero respect for any parent fighting against masks in schools. It's unconscionable.
@MomLife911 Dude, I totally ROCKED Z Cavaricci’s in high school!
Friendly reminder: you are not the person you were 10 yrs ago. You are not the person now that you will be in 10 years. And you do not need to maintain relationships that require you to be the person that you have outgrown. Carry on 💗🏆💗
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