Merrill Markoe @Merrillmarkoe
Writer.Graphic novel https://t.co/wDPieYKKz5 audio:THE INDIGNITIES of BEING A WOMAN https://t.co/VUgIp7wveU SUBSTACK https://t.co/cxqJd97Cgo merrillmarkoe.com/books Home Joined November 2009-
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This is a free download of an amazing hilarious musical achievement, including lyrically and melodically. You should get it.
This is a free download of an amazing hilarious musical achievement, including lyrically and melodically. You should get it.
FREEEE. The amazing, legendary hit musical by Andy Prieboy, "White Trash Wins Lotto." FREEEE. Gilbert and Sullivan meets AXL Rose. Be sure to download the lyric sheets.andyprieboy.com/wtwl You're crazy if you dont download it. Its GREAT. Seriously. NUTZ. Thats YOU.
Important lessons you have been waiting for. HOW TO BE HAPPY. open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar…
Two excellent things: Emily Nunn’s so-funny Dept. of Salad piece emilyrnunn.substack.com/p/salads-get-w… and @Merrillmarkoe’s piece setting fire to the Happiness Industrial Complex open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar… Both on @substack, btw
More gold from @Merrillmarkoe open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar…
My very special rapid weight loss diet just for you. Absolutely free. open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar…
In case you give a damn, and I know you dont, why would you?...here is part 6 of Why I Waited 22 Years to Get Married. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/as-long-as-w…
It's " The DEFINITIVE Ranking.""of ALL TIME" See for yourself: It says so right below. Yes, you're all a little late to the party but late is when the party gets good, right? Which I think means something but I am not sure what.
It's " The DEFINITIVE Ranking.""of ALL TIME" See for yourself: It says so right below. Yes, you're all a little late to the party but late is when the party gets good, right? Which I think means something but I am not sure what.
"Cool, Calm & Contentious" by @Merrillmarkoe made it to our list of the best #humor books of all time! mostrecommendedbooks.com/lists/best-hum…
Did you know it's still Fashion Week? Because its ALWAYS fashion week SOMEWHERE. This week it's Milan. You have a lot of catching up to do. I am here to help. FASHION WEEK PART 2: WHO WORE IT BEST? , by @Merrillmarkoe open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar…
You should buy this. You know you should. Its inexpensive, its amazing and it even has my voice among the background vocals. THere's a new one!!
You should buy this. You know you should. Its inexpensive, its amazing and it even has my voice among the background vocals. THere's a new one!!
Part 4 of WHY I WAITED 22 YEARS TO GET MaRRIEd. You know you want to read reasons 11-15. They are excellent reasons if I do say so myself! merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/my-30th-birt… Its on my substack. merrillmarkoe.substack.com
Mr. Andy Prieboy has a new album out. It's great, as are all of his musical works. Read about it and buy it here:andyprieboy.com/?fbclid=IwAR1D…
It's almost Fashion Week. Because seems like it's always Fashion Week. Based on the previews, here's my version of Who Wore it Better? open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar…
FASHION WEEK Preview: Who Wore it Better, by @Merrillmarkoe open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar…
Here is something you will NOT want to miss. And I say this with confidence, having no idea who you are or what your idea of a thing you do not want to miss even is.
Here is something you will NOT want to miss. And I say this with confidence, having no idea who you are or what your idea of a thing you do not want to miss even is.
Laraine Newman @larainenewman
104K Followers 689 Following Founding member of The Groundlings Original cast member of Saturday Night Live. Cellulite model. Raver who lives for the drop.
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
76K Followers 6K Following Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 10 Books https://t.co/3XczIQUw45
Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY
84K Followers 1K Following Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, “one of our pre-eminent humorists.” Illustration by Tom Bachtell
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
110K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
Andy Kindler @AndyKindler
135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him
J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein
29K Followers 1K Following Writer, Director, Comedy General Practitioner. MST3K original cast, Freaks and Geeks, 2 feature docs, @Thought_Spiral pod w/ @AndyKindler.
Julie Klausner @julieklausner
123K Followers 3K Following I created #DifficultPeople & co-host @DoubleThreatPod. Other things too. She/her. Jewish. I hate it here.
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
Kliph Nesteroff @ClassicShowbiz
15K Followers 876 Following Author of: The Comedians. We Had a Little Real Estate Problem. Outrageous: Showbiz & the Culture Wars. And watch George Carlin's American Dream.
Todd Barry @toddbarry
300K Followers 1K Following YouTube: DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR Netflix: SPICY HONEY Prime: THE CROWD WORK TOUR Book: THANK YOU FOR COMING TO HATTIESBURG https://t.co/AgBudWd5Ff & @ToddBarryPdcast
Elayne Animals & Come.. @ElayneBoosler
57K Followers 10K Following Comedian since 1885. Founder https://t.co/y6KEncNpJe. https://t.co/fvjbAgqppC https://t.co/upXECezIYa. https://t.co/tDCBLh9rwg
Paul Myers @pulmyears
24K Followers 6K Following Host: @RecordStoreDay Podcast, Author: Kids In The Hall: One Dumb Guy, A Wizard A True Star: Todd Rundgren In The Studio, Executive Producer: KITH Comedy Punks
Alan Zweibel @AlanZweibel
19K Followers 2K Following Comedy writer, author, playwright, all-around great guy. SNL, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Garry Shandling, etc. https://t.co/I6mq11XtMN
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadison
Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen
90K Followers 1K Following co-creator https://t.co/ZOCr0ryuvY, author Evil Geniuses, Fantasyland, Heyday, Turn of the Century etc., formerly host Studio 360, editor New York, Spy, etc.
Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1
108K Followers 3K Following Comedian & Writer. Living the auntiecore life. The book I wrote is called GRAND. Come see my new solo show: GOING UP
Kathy Valentine @Kathy_Valentine
41K Followers 3K Following Musician & Writer '21 RRHOF inductee. Memoir "All I Ever Wanted" Substack: https://t.co/irj0jRy7S4 & @ https://t.co/plG3iCefPw
Quinn Cummings @quinncy
68K Followers 3K Following Nasty, brutish, short. Mostly bacteria. she/her/bitch. My podcast: https://t.co/74Oj3ofIA3
Tiny Dinos Podcast�.. @tinydinospod
110 Followers 2K Following A @Hyperobject_Ind comedy podcast by @connorratliff & @ruleof3inc about 2 best friends who are scientists who have made a secret thing. 1st episode May 7
Emily Anderson @EmilyAnder76
533 Followers 3K Following Artist, Character Design, Illustrations Cover Arts, Comic Book Fanatic.
Bill AA7XT @runner737373
425 Followers 4K Following
Julie Leach @DemarcoDou97833
22 Followers 625 Following The Powerball lottery winner given out money to help the needs and the poor people
Bafoday Bangura @BafodayBan24782
17 Followers 155 Following
timmy o. goodwin @timmyogoodwin
4K Followers 5K Following Forest, ocean & wildlife advocate, navy vet, proud dad, husband & grandpa. Rockin the hippie spirit. 🌊 https://t.co/jcR9FL3Xb3
Johnson Brown @JohnsonBro41122
85 Followers 983 Following
kanae Vujicic @kanae_vujicic_
7 Followers 18 Following
Convictions & Leavenw.. @AllThingzTRUMP
31K Followers 30K Following Despised Trump since 1986. Still in disbelief this asshole was ever President of the United States. Counting down to Trump's convictions & long prison sentence.
Phil Palmfeather @oldecharles
2K Followers 2K Following it’s been real, it’s been fun, but it ain’t been real fun.
No Blabs @NoBlabs
445 Followers 1K Following Writer ✍️ Contemporary non-fiction and absurdist fiction Born in Switzerland
Jeff Tiedrich Burner .. @itJeffTiedrichh
26 Followers 54 Following don’t blame me, I voted for the email lady
Joyce Crocker @JoyceCr93407511
68 Followers 1K Following
Nicole Fancher @Nicole_Fancher
407 Followers 890 Following On-camera & sketch comedy actress, #TBI thriver, aspiring TV writer. Deathly allergic to kiwis (the fruit, not New Zealanders). 😸
Kyle Smith @UncleMoOU
108 Followers 2K Following
Jane Pansky @JanePansky
2 Followers 116 Following
pouf @vignesanoush
0 Followers 60 Following
glengilbert 🌻 💙.. @computerguyglen
603 Followers 2K Following Native CA. Retired. Rediscovering / Exploring Joy & Patience. Dog lover. Find me here ➡️ @computerguyglen ⬅️
L A R @LLAARRLAR
261 Followers 5K Following
Judy Clay @JudyCla87625758
141 Followers 670 Following Oh, fuck, she's back, proud prog snuck in through the back door. Shhhhh Ex catholic, atheist, Delco proud, hates racists, misogyny, homophobes,etc.
Helen Lino @HelenL24756
70 Followers 554 Following
(((John Smythe))) @JohnMcSmithberg
81 Followers 737 Following 1) Good Personality 2)Funny 3) Sweet 4) Caring 5) Open Minded 6) Political Views 7) Well Spoken 8) Someone that I can be myself with 9) Great Hair
✨Jess Delfino✨ @jessicadelfino
6K Followers 983 Following 🎤Comedian in TV/film+@NYT @NewYorker @Mcsweeneys @TheAtlantic @AdultSwim✨MidlAgedWhtLady w/ Amazon #1 Joke Bk👇🏼 Creative / Media Specialist✨Writer
Stephanie Cole🌈�.. @smcole4
65 Followers 514 Following
Jeanne Whalen @JeanneWhalen
8K Followers 7K Following Covering business around the world for The Washington Post. Former Wall Street Journal reporter in NY, London & Moscow.
Christopher Pratt Was.. @WashingtonPratt
1K Followers 4K Following Be grateful for what life brings you today, and hopeful for what it will bring tomorrow.
AundraHere @AundraHere
26 Followers 293 Following Freelance writer, memoirist, sister, wife, mother, grandmother, social observer.
Carol S. Miller @sullymiller1
103 Followers 2K Following
Thomas Cleveland @tcleveland4real
3K Followers 2K Following Political Theorist: Platonic political philosophy, America
Jesskins @jessisjess
94 Followers 238 Following She really is! A TV Producery Kind of Jess Sometimes. She means well and apologises often.
BHuckabay @BAJHuck
47 Followers 180 Following
Silver Bullet revival.. @dowdydiva
604 Followers 2K Following In a dark &dim forest nugus prepare themselves by drinking blood from wolves &bears,62,Kpop multi but only admit to lyOn, Conchita/metal/drag fan. white. ADHD🔞
SHANIA TWAIN💎 @SHANIATWAI12101
595 Followers 4K Following
Raye @Raye15612818
365 Followers 2K Following Middle aged, middle class, middle of the middle American. I support equality, kindness, and hillbilly music.
Keanu Revees @keanurevss456
382 Followers 5K Following actor. Born in Beirut and raised in Toronto, he made his acting debut in the Canadian television series Hangin' In (1984), before making my feature film 🎥
𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦�.. @secretcabdr1ver
528 Followers 1K Following I'm an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac. I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Marc Haynes @Teledagga
337 Followers 3K Following
🔍 Ghoulish 👻 @miscandmatch
610 Followers 3K Following Just a lover of all kinds of different fandoms and book worm. History lover and dreamer. Aspire to inspire. Healing! ❤️🩹 #BookTWT #WritingCommunity
Laraine Newman @larainenewman
104K Followers 689 Following Founding member of The Groundlings Original cast member of Saturday Night Live. Cellulite model. Raver who lives for the drop.
Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16
106K Followers 6K Following Comedian / Emmy-Nominated & WGA Award-Winning Writer / Seen on After Midnight, Conan, Corden / NYT Best Selling Author / "Cis Woke Grief Sl*t" out now.
Frank Conniff @FrankConniff
76K Followers 6K Following Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 10 Books https://t.co/3XczIQUw45
Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY
84K Followers 1K Following Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, “one of our pre-eminent humorists.” Illustration by Tom Bachtell
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
110K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. References available upon request.
Andy Kindler @AndyKindler
135K Followers 7K Following A Comedium. Mort on #BobsBurgers Podcast: @thought_spiral with @JElvisWeinstein https://t.co/DLxHtjMc5n #FOT he/him
J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein
29K Followers 1K Following Writer, Director, Comedy General Practitioner. MST3K original cast, Freaks and Geeks, 2 feature docs, @Thought_Spiral pod w/ @AndyKindler.
Julie Klausner @julieklausner
123K Followers 3K Following I created #DifficultPeople & co-host @DoubleThreatPod. Other things too. She/her. Jewish. I hate it here.
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪ.. @TriumphICDHQ
83K Followers 96 Following Official thing of long-named Conan staple & host of "Let's Make A Poop" podcast plus "Election Watch" specials on Hulu. It/it. Self-important musings marked RS
Kliph Nesteroff @ClassicShowbiz
15K Followers 876 Following Author of: The Comedians. We Had a Little Real Estate Problem. Outrageous: Showbiz & the Culture Wars. And watch George Carlin's American Dream.
Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks
1.6M Followers 1 Following Filmmaker, actor, author Albert Brooks. Originally joined Twitter to promote my book. Now trapped. Can't get out. HELP. https://t.co/UJ2cdAYZ57
Todd Barry @toddbarry
300K Followers 1K Following YouTube: DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR Netflix: SPICY HONEY Prime: THE CROWD WORK TOUR Book: THANK YOU FOR COMING TO HATTIESBURG https://t.co/AgBudWd5Ff & @ToddBarryPdcast
Elayne Animals & Come.. @ElayneBoosler
57K Followers 10K Following Comedian since 1885. Founder https://t.co/y6KEncNpJe. https://t.co/fvjbAgqppC https://t.co/upXECezIYa. https://t.co/tDCBLh9rwg
Alan Zweibel @AlanZweibel
19K Followers 2K Following Comedy writer, author, playwright, all-around great guy. SNL, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Garry Shandling, etc. https://t.co/I6mq11XtMN
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
53K Followers 3K Following Writer, @ColbertLateShow Formerly at "Conan". @TheSecondCity Other stuff. @IUBloomington @UWMadison
Kurt Andersen @KBAndersen
90K Followers 1K Following co-creator https://t.co/ZOCr0ryuvY, author Evil Geniuses, Fantasyland, Heyday, Turn of the Century etc., formerly host Studio 360, editor New York, Spy, etc.
Sara Schaefer @saraschaefer1
108K Followers 3K Following Comedian & Writer. Living the auntiecore life. The book I wrote is called GRAND. Come see my new solo show: GOING UP
Kathy Valentine @Kathy_Valentine
41K Followers 3K Following Musician & Writer '21 RRHOF inductee. Memoir "All I Ever Wanted" Substack: https://t.co/irj0jRy7S4 & @ https://t.co/plG3iCefPw
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
14K Followers 2K Following Editor @The_Belladonnas. Writing in The New Yorker, McSweeneys, Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook kristenmmm on Insta
Jesse David Fox @JesseDavidFox
14K Followers 1K Following @GoodOnepodcast creator/host. COMEDY BOOK out now! Please buy!
Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney
678K Followers 968 Following Proud rodeo mom, soccer mom, baseball mom, hockey mom, constitutional conservative.
Margaret Sullivan @Sulliview
138K Followers 4K Following Columnizing @GuardianUS. Thinking/teaching @columbiajourn … Knicks fan and #billsmafia. … Pro-democracy
Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible
196K Followers 2K Following Writer/Producer of things heard & unheard, seen & unseen. Host of YouTube channel TheFive8. Not a spy (or a bible).
Michele Mulroney @MulroneyMichele
3K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, director, dog lover, baseball nut. Vice President of the Writers Guild of America, West. I'm not from around here...
Jodi Kantor @jodikantor
124K Followers 2K Following Pulitzer prize winning NYT investigative reporter. Co-author with @mega2e of SHE SAID, about how we broke the Weinstein story. Follow the women. DM for Signal.
All In with Chris Hay.. @allinwithchris
430K Followers 1K Following @chrislhayes hosts the Emmy Award-winning “All In” Tuesday-Friday at 8 p.m. ET on @MSNBC. Follow the conversation along with other #inners.
Morgan Fairchild @morgfair
185K Followers 16K Following Actress. Official Acct https://t.co/E3gXgYE5n9 Insta: @morganfairchild1 Post: @morgfair Mast: @[email protected] Bluesky: @morgfair.bsky.social
If Books Could Kill @IfBooksPod
47K Followers 2 Following The airport bestsellers that captured our hearts and ruined our minds. Every two weeks from @RottenInDenmark and @The_Law_Boy
Robin Quivers @rqui
354K Followers 1K Following
Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein
827K Followers 493K Following AI & Technology, Political commentary, https://t.co/QLFtPL7p3g cofounder @KrassenCast - Follow My Brother: @EdKrassen.
Maureen Murphy 🐀�.. @MamurphyMaureen
4K Followers 5K Following Toddle about Bird App, noticing things and reporting back to the Twitterati. Where else can you partake of the UK Tripe Marketing Board?
Mitch Benn @MitchBenn
83K Followers 3K Following Comedian. Musician. Writer. Hand-wringing Liberal. Dad. Friend.
Flashbak.com @aflashbak
64K Followers 519 Following Everything Old Is New Again - stories, good things and visual culture - https://t.co/HNHqySVYYe Join 20,000 + readers : https://t.co/0EQdfkrNwW
Vegan Food and Living.. @veganfoodliving
11K Followers 807 Following Britain's best-selling, award-winning #vegan magazine!🌱 Every issue is packed with 75 tasty recipes, plus informative features.
Vegan Food Quest @VeganFoodQuest
15K Followers 4K Following MAKING VEGAN TRAVEL EASY with luxury hotel & resort reviews, vegan travel guides, tour planning, menu consultancy and staff training
Law & Crime @lawcrimenews
106K Followers 771 Following Law, Crime, LIVE Trials, and Smart Legal Analysis. Follow @LawCrimeNetwork to view all of our trial content and updates. ⚖️
Adam Klasfeld @KlasfeldReports
314K Followers 4K Following @MSNBC contributor on @TheLastWord w/ @Lawrence & Fellow at @Just_Security. Priors: The Messenger, @LawCrimeNews, @CourthouseNews. adam(at)adamklasfeld(dot)com
Inner City Press @innercitypress
266K Followers 3K Following Matthew Russell Lee for/as Inner City Press covers SDNY, UN Gate, banks & IMF. books https://t.co/xHL0pGID4n https://t.co/VTEqaLISDB
A24 @A24
1.9M Followers 1K Following 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆: Civil War, The Sympathizer, Love Lies Bleeding 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍: I Saw the TV Glow, MaXXXine & more
Masterpieces of Japan @JapanTraCul
94K Followers 104 Following Account of https://t.co/dCQQJ2FWe3. Please rotate your mobile device horizontally when the works are landscape. #art #painting #printing
The View @TheView
901K Followers 2K Following Join us weekday mornings on ABC with #WhoopiGoldberg, @joyvbehar, @sunny, @sarahaines, @alyssafarah and @ananavarro!
Pasado's Safe Haven @Pasados
19K Followers 371 Following Non-profit animal welfare organization and PNW animal sanctuary on a mission to end animal cruelty. 🐶🐮🐱 #Pasados #GFASCertified
Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman
532K Followers 1K Following Congressman (NY-10); Former Lead Counsel, Trump Impeachment 1.0; AUSA, SDNY. Proud husband & father of 5 children. Gov’t account: @RepDanGoldman
Faces in Things @FacesPics2
611 Followers 1 Following Admit it, you see a face. (In dedication to the legendary @FacesPics, made by @alexfrom76)
Henry Louis Gates Jr @HenryLouisGates
149K Followers 1K Following Dir. of @HutchinsCenter, African & African American Research & Alphonse Fletcher University Professor, @Harvard. #FindingYourRoots - Tuesdays on @PBS.
Anton Fig @TheAntonFig
4K Followers 163 Following is best known for his work on The Late Show with David Letterman, Ace Frehley, Joe Bonamassa, etc...
Tyler Mahan Coe (chao.. @TylerMahanCoe
28K Followers 725 Following Official Twitter account of the living fucking legend who makes both Cocaine & Rhinestones + Your Favorite Band Sucks (@yfbspod w/ @musiccitymark)
Howard Stern @HowardStern
1.5M Followers 121 Following King of all Media. Howard 100 and Howard 101 on SiriusXm Satellite Radio. Author, Actor, Lord of Fart Manor.
Matt Hobbs @heymatthobbs
748 Followers 507 Following Creator @PuppySongs. Music @Dads_Garage. Songwriter. Composer. NOLA Native ⚜️
Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet
203K Followers 602 Following To help care for sick and injured animals, please donate to @BaliAid at https://t.co/O1Bt7KRXCZ Thank you ❤️
weird medieval guys B.. @WeirdMedieval
686K Followers 159 Following by @olivia__ms // listen to my podcast with @aranptappers and ORDER MY BOOK OUT NOW // [email protected] for enquiries
sloane @sloanesloane
14K Followers 887 Following cartoonist, artist & writer. creator of A MAP TO THE SUN, PRISM STALKER, GRAVENEYE & more. co-founder of the @cartoonistcoop https://t.co/gbnwFp1nRu
Vanessa Bayer @vanessabayer
153K Followers 682 Following Check out the THIRD SEASON of @jonahmbayer and my podcast HOW DID WE GET WEIRD? from Will Ferrell and @iheartpodcasts Big Money Players Network! 💛
🎀 Bobbie Dooley �.. @BobbieDooley
4K Followers 62 Following Hosted 'Mmm-Hmm, The Bobbie Dooley Podcast.' Western Estates Homeowners Association President. WIFE & MOM! 🇺🇸 12th year for Girlfriends Weekend! I am Budoo!
Steve Dooley @SDLandscapes
2K Followers 49 Following I'm Steve Dooley, Owner/Operator of SD Landscapes and husband of @BobbieDooley. I'm high on life
Rep. Dan Goldman @RepDanGoldman
94K Followers 391 Following Congressman for New York's 10th District in the House of Representatives
♥ Margaret Grey ♥ @MargaretGrey
3K Followers 52 Following Journalist, activist, wife, mother, traveler, singer...I’m very feminine and yet, you catch me on a bad day and I can mess you up. God help me but I can
Phil Hendrie @realphilhendrie
24K Followers 853 Following Mr Hendrie is a revolutionary broadcaster, satirist, voice, comic actor, Californian @sbvtalent, @90210talent.👇🏼
Weird Things Caught O.. @ParanormaIVideo
550K Followers 86 Following The Most Surprising, Unusual, and Amazing Things Caught on Camera.
Plague Of Gripes @PlagueOfGripes
93K Followers 1K Following Twitch: https://t.co/4qzmanbzxs Patreon: https://t.co/0uklO0uZnL Fanart: #artofgripes https://t.co/e1ZRjqAbo7
Volodymyr Zelenskyy /.. @ZelenskyyUa
7.4M Followers 1 Following President of Ukraine / Президент України
Keith Olbermann's Dog.. @TomJumboGrumbo
34K Followers 17 Following Dedicated to rescuing dogs in trouble. X Back up Account : shelterdogsko. Threads : shelterdogsko. Email [email protected] for assistance.Two excellent things: Emily Nunn’s so-funny Dept. of Salad piece emilyrnunn.substack.com/p/salads-get-w… and @Merrillmarkoe’s piece setting fire to the Happiness Industrial Complex open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar… Both on @substack, btw
Merrill belongs in any compendium of funniest ppl in the world.
It's " The DEFINITIVE Ranking.""of ALL TIME" See for yourself: It says so right below. Yes, you're all a little late to the party but late is when the party gets good, right? Which I think means something but I am not sure what.
@Merrillmarkoe Then we must watch to make sure a 2nd season happens! Yay! 🥰
GOD BLESS E. JEAN CARROLL, BRILLIANT & BEAUTIFUL AVENGING ANGEL AND QUEEN OF MANHATTAN!!! AND MAY THAT PREDATORY CREEP GO STRAIGHT TO (ECONOMIC AND OTHERWISE) HELL
Me getting fired after one day at the pudding plant.
Merrill outdoes herself once more: The Secret Language of Fashion Models, by @Merrillmarkoe open.substack.com/pub/merrillmar…
@michaelianblack Like we’d do something in a Book Depository besides read.
Published as of today! My front and back cover spread for Southwest Review magazine on the theme of "winter". @SouthwestReview
SOME CAREER NEWS: A woman who bought pants from me on eBay is returning them because she finds them to be “too loud”
“Information” would require an “it is” not a “them are.” Is that the quiz?
The human brain holds a lot of information, most of them are from what we learned in grade school. Take this quiz to see how much you remember! 🌎
@Merrillmarkoe I think we sang this in my Southern Baptist youth group...
Guy sitting next to me on this Delta flight just mocked me for wearing a mask so I got him moved out of Comfort+ to the very last row of the plane next to the bathroom. I rule.
A Merry Sample Text to those who celebrate!
Tomorrow, George Santos will say that he was never in Congress in the first place.
My new book is not officially dedicated to Gilbert Gottfried, but, as this Saturday Evening Post article explains.... saturdayeveningpost.com/2023/11/outrag… @RealGilbert @RealGilbertACP
#HenryKissinger , America's greatest war criminal, has died at 100 years old because there is no God of retribution.
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