Lauren O'Brien @thelaurenobrien
Jokes for attention. laurenobrien.net Los Angeles Joined January 2010-
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Lauren O’Brien @thelaurenobrien offered so many great insights on what she has learned as a stand-up comedian and actress, about dealing with life’s challenges! I learned a lot. I think you will too. youtu.be/GVmaEd1rIa4?si…
I just finished recording another episode of The Jack Hopkins Show Podcast. This one is with comedian @thelaurenobrien, who is also an actress and all-around cool person! You'll get to see a side of Lauren O'Brien that showcases so many life lessons for dealing with the ups and…
My final message of today. The year Jaime was killed, her dance team kept her space in the routine. That empty chair was Jaime's spot. Just imagine your child in the empty chair. If you don't want this preventable carnage to continue, VOTE IN 24 FOR GUN VIOLENCE PREVENTION.
This just doesn’t feel like applicable advice
This just doesn’t feel like applicable advice
having an ex best friend is such a specifically heartbreaking experience because it was possibly longest relationship you were ever in. and then they......turn into an actual stranger? and at one point they called you 17x a day. like, i know your brother's birthday still.
Do I keep watching the Eagles game or do I want my TV to remain in one piece?
Felicha Martinez, mother of Xavier Lopez who was murdered along side my son, who were great friends, had her vehicle broken into last night in San Antonio at Cowboy Dancehall (pictured below) The perpetrator(s) stole her purse that had her necklace with his thumbprint and a…
** UPDATED TO #AMBERALERT ** PLEASE‼️It only takes one second to share this #MissingPerson #CharlotteSena, 9, was last seen around 6:15pm 9/30/2023 at #MoreauLakeStatePark in #Gansevoort, #NewYork. She was camping with her family at the time of her disappearance and had gone…
Drew Barrymore is so sorry, besties.
This feels like Y2K. It’s 3 minutes past midnight and still no word? #SAGAFTRA
PRECISELY!!! 👏🏻 Just brilliant! #WritersStrike2023
PRECISELY!!! 👏🏻 Just brilliant! #WritersStrike2023
The White Lotus with no writers (or men, apparently) #wgastrong #wga #WritersStrike2023 #whitelotus
Reminder that Republicans have been wearing AR-15 pins, often in place of where their American flag pins would normally go.
You don’t need an AR-15 to hunt or protect your family. You need an AR-15 if you want to kill as many people as possible in as short an amount of time as possible. It’s the mass shooter’s best friend. They would be the people most affected by its ban.
Ted Lasso if there were no writers #wga
I don’t really care that my blue check mark is gone, but I hate that I now have to figure out if a REAL public figure is a real public figure. This is a disastrous idea.
My Twitter account says I’ve subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven’t. My Twitter account says I’ve given a phone number. I haven’t.
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woods @thestevenwoods
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In 2018, my cousin & best friend Alex Schachter was killed by a gunman using an AR15 in Parkland FL. This is a picture of us. We were 7 years old in this picture. 7 years later, the shooting would happen. In the 6 years since the shooting, I’ve been to DC countless times to…
It’s possible to support Israel’s right to exist, a free Palestine, the demilitarization of the police, freeing the hostages, ousting Bibi, the right to protest and peacefully occupy a building, humanitarian aid, and a ceasefire all at the same time.
Today's reminder to only vote for people who love dogs!!! This is the last picture I took of Jaime, the day before she was killed, with our dog Cooper. He was 4 months old then. ONLY VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE DOGS!!!
The siblings from ‘MRS DOUBTFIRE’ have reunited over 30 years after the film’s release.
Ryan Gosling is rejecting roles that are too psychologically dark for the sake of what's best for his family. “I don’t really take roles that are going to put me in some kind of dark place. This moment is what I feel like trying to read the room at home and feel like what is…
We begin again… @justlikethatmax #andjustlikethat #sexandthecity #NYC
My beautiful wife surprised me for my 3 year sobriety "birthday". I don't talk about it much as I don't want to sound "preachy". I'm incredibly grateful to be on this path and present. Thank you for all your support and kindness.
@thelaurenobrien @thestevenwoods At San Diego nightclub prices.
Please be aware that bad actors will exploit rifts in the Democratic Party to help get Trump elected.
In love with season one of a new show? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by season 2, four years from now.
Trump just said at his rally that he did, in fact, ask his Secret Service driver on Jan. 6 to take him to the Capitol. "I sat in the back. And you know what I did say? 'I’d like to go down there.' ... They said 'Sir, it’s better if you don’t.'
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NO…it is NOT tragic to see NYPD on campus. Play time is over. Get your signs…and all your other shit, and get your asses out of the buildings you broke into. If you won’t leave on your own…you will be assisted. This isn’t rocket science. You don’t get to do whatever the f*…
@TIME WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? We know who & what he is. He is a blight on humanity & giving him legitimacy like this is vile He’s an adjudicated rapist criminal caught on tape committing election fraud. He doesn’t belong on the cover of your magazine unless he’s being perp-walked to…
Respect to Maxey…but damn…I’m clearly getting too old for this shit…
Very cool to just let teams come in and piss on you, on and off the field!
Sweeping in San Diego. That's what's in
This is for all the idiots making jokes about Jamaal Charles at The Draft yesterday….fools should educate yourselves before getting on this app and saying dumb things about people
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