Catherine @CatherineKLind
opinions are my own, and buckle up, ‘cause I’ve got a lot of ‘em New York, NY Joined October 2012-
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2/3 of totally spies
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I cannot believe my corner store guy is on the TL
I cannot believe my corner store guy is on the TL
I honestly can’t think of more disrespectful behavior than cheating in ORLANDO
I honestly can’t think of more disrespectful behavior than cheating in ORLANDO
Me, on a first date:
should’ve been the defining sitcom of the 2010s
should’ve been the defining sitcom of the 2010s https://t.co/R9HfyRpxDS
Zack Snyder making a director’s cut of a DC movie: Boring. Hack. Excessive. Zack Snyder making a director’s cut of his lesbian psycho-dreamscape movie: Brilliant. Masterful. Inspired. A gift.
Zack Snyder making a director’s cut of a DC movie: Boring. Hack. Excessive. Zack Snyder making a director’s cut of his lesbian psycho-dreamscape movie: Brilliant. Masterful. Inspired. A gift.
Sometimes I think we need a citizenship test for being gay
Sometimes I think we need a citizenship test for being gay
Kate McKinnon is addicted to having my dream career
watch literally any Scorsese movie?
feeling empowered 🤍 (booked another boudoir shoot)
they should make a book critic that didn't go to yale
Earthquake in Bushwick, I know Lena Dunham is furious “Girls” is off-air
fighting in hockey is called playing hockey 🥰 proud to be a Rangers fan!
fighting in hockey is called playing hockey 🥰 proud to be a Rangers fan!
this is how comedy hosts bring me up when I’m the one woman on the lineup
this is how comedy hosts bring me up when I’m the one woman on the lineup
I’m so proud to be from Miami lmao
I’m so proud to be from Miami lmao
Sharing this special from everyone’s sweet beautiful friend, Jay Agbon. I don’t know how you honor a life so fucking full of humor and joy and beauty. But I know we are all so lucky to have known you Jay. Art is long, life is short. Hug your friends 💛 youtu.be/C1o4L264bqk?si…
what an absolute insane thing for my childhood neighbor to publish on my 27th birthday lmao thecut.com/article/age-ga…
prime condo real estate
prime condo real estate https://t.co/WAB0R8E3sD
Chris @chriismolina
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Lauren Weiss @laurensweiss
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Kevin Burke @Ke7inBurke
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the former tweeting a.. @goodtweetsalex
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grown adult joshua na.. @noshjasser
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jony @john__hedrick
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DIA disrespectors ✈.. @DIA_disrespect
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Brandon Follick @follickacid
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Chris @chriismolina
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Kola @KolaHR
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Lauren Weiss @laurensweiss
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$elby @selbyselbs
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nene @nenenessaa
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Kevin Burke @Ke7inBurke
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Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
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uncle vanya apologist @possumgurl69
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Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet
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shea 🍉 @justsheavassar
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My favorite extreme left PC crap
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
also, crucially, these are not what I would put in even the top THREE of cabaret's thematic concerns.
That’s one way to read Cabaret if you don’t listen to the song’s lyrics!!!
i was at this panel. darren spent 20 mins talking about how much he loves the queer community and then immediately predicted the media would twist his words about it so to see this unfold is crazy
'Glee' star Darren Criss says he is 'culturally queer' thanks to his San Francisco upbringing: 'There was an awareness of the gay experience that was not a foreign concept to me.' ew.com/darren-criss-s…
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
If you guys knew how much I reference "Don't Make Me Sing" and Liza Minnelli turning off a lamp you would have me committed
Kristen Wiig occasionally got SNL to do skits that would really hit for, generously, 5% of the population and I have to thank her for that
Watching Anyone But You and the idea of making a bunch of people travel to Australia for a wedding is so fucked up that I can barely pay attention to the rest of what’s happening
“go piss girl” was an interesting meme in that i never found it particularly funny but it is still my instinctual reaction a good 70% of the time someone tells me they’re going to the bathroom
Jerry Seinfeld? You mean the 38-year-old man who dated a highschooler?
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
everyone is mad at her for stealing from charity (bad) but im mad at her for trying to be a thoughtleader (worse)
I just ran 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn half marathon at a 7.43 minute pace. I didn’t walk at all. I cried during a lot of it. I went to bed at 10 PM. I didn’t sign up for this race. I just asked the security where it started and where it ended and jumped in. No one watched me…
the tennis skirt in my drawer that hasn’t been touched since 2016 when i came home from watching challengers:
That’s one way to read Cabaret if you don’t listen to the song’s lyrics!!!
Some Critics Don’t Understand the ‘Cabaret’ Broadway Revival. Young Women Do. (Guest Column) variety.com/2024/legit/col…
“can I be a bitch for a second?” girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details
Also I am nb. In case you missed that information a while ago. Or maybe Agender. Gender stuff seems like clear social constructs that we can choose to disengage from, to allow for all sorts of folks to flourish. Ooo boys like blue! Girls like pink ! Nice try bucko. Don't think so
I will be the first non-binary God Emperor to rule with an iron fist
contributing to this man’s struggle
tryn see challengers reviews and its so cool that letterboxd is just useless now
I didn’t know snoopy was cool like that
That’s bc all the workout spots are off the Bedford L genius
culture converges so fast now, 80% of women in williamsburg dress exactly the same 80% of the time.
We live in an unjust world EXCEPT for the fact that Emma Thompson pulled and kept Willoughby from Sense & Sensibility after Branagh cheated on her with HBC. The rest of the world is garbage but once, just once, something good happened.
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Hey Los Angeles! You have a RARE opportunity to see a full one hour set from @Feldfrog as part of the @NetflixIsAJoke fest! Saturday, May 4th! Do not miss this chance — Benny is hilarious! Grab a ticket now!
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