HonestParent @HonestParent1
Honest commentary on the shit show/joy that is parenting.😴 BlackLivesMatter. England, United Kingdom Joined August 2020-
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Can't stop eating the Halloween sweets I bought for and gave to my kids. So sick and feel guilty!
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The best thing about Twitter is how everyone pretends to have a sex life.
@msparentguru @jaqui_mcfarland @pawpaw_ray @procm2 @connor122506 @Juanieis1908 @wtlemonade I'm still using mine at the gym (read for about a month once a year) it's lighter and less distracting then a phone. Works fine except the hold is broken!
If I won I'd give in to my kids begging for a YouTube channel. They're 6 and 8 and obsessed with Mario and Minecraft.
Tomorrow I’m going to give whoever ratios me the hardest on this tweet $10,000
Definitely gets easier 😍
I love my baby, but I definitely still don't like having two kids. Help me out, parent twitter, tell me it gets better.
I'm so tired I can't be bothered to get up and get my wine. Nah who am I kidding I think I can manage it.
👏🏻 There's the tweet
I love my kids, but I love them a little more when they are sleeping.
@threetimedaddy My son threw a Frisbee in a woman's face (he was playing with a dog) she made the most ridiculous fuss of getting a plaster out to put on her lip, my son was in tears and all she did was make him feel worse. We walked away but it was really hard not to tell her she was a c#%t 🤣
@CrockettForLife @ByrdMan0914 Thrush?
@AnaisAretino @SchadeckRick @TheNYAMProject 👏🏻
When your landlord offers you a bigger house for reasonable rent but it would mean moving your kids to a different school and finding new childcare 😩
@LoganPaul @YouTube And there's me begrudging buying my 8 year old a pa k of cards for £5 😂
@dawglovers @momsense_ensues Of course Dad's know the tricks . King's of the porcelain throne.
Deal.
@lalal0r @MelissaAndDoug Makes hay bales, think its called a baler?!
Great now I'm addicted to Super Mario Bros 35.
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