HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

Just a mum living her life and taking you along for the ride. Follow for (hopefully) funny commentary about parenting, anxiety and whatever Life can throw at me Joined January 2021

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

Also... I forgot how often newborns poop. #newborn #mumlife #baby

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

We finally made it home. So happy to be in my own house with my boys... Feeling very outnumbered now 🤣

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

No one regrets more than the mum who has just realised she did not appreciate how much sleep she got while pregnant... #newmum #newborn #motherhood

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

Nooooo! Just been told that 2's nursery is being closed all next week due to Covid fears... Just as baby #2 is due to make his appearance on Monday. Looks like I'll have to be at the hospital alone so hubby can look after 2 now. #fuck #covidsucks #mumlife

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

@missrosalindh I did not enjoy it with my first but am going to try it again. Hoping it was just inexperience and lack of preparation last time.

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

@mumlifeadayin Experience has shown I should do it at least every day... Reality is maybe once or twice a week.

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

When do I feel most pregnant? When trying to put my feet through anything. #39weeks #thestruggleisreal #mumlife #pregnancy

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

Have spent the last 24 hours trying to figure out if this is early labour or just wishful thinking.... As much as I hated my last labour at least the huge gush of water was a dead giveaway... This is just constant pain... #38weeks #pregnancy

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

You know you're nesting when you start hoovering the walls #38weeks #pregnancy #youcancomeoutnow

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

2 woke up at 1am and partied til gone 5... We managed to go back to sleep til 9... But now the problem of will he nap at his usual 12? Do we even try nursery today?! 😩

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

This is why I can't have things... My toddler eats them... #mumlife #toddlerlife

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SpacedMom @copymama

5 years ago

The expression “I slept like a baby” should be “I slept like a man.”

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

@mumlifeadayin It's like when they fall asleep for 2 mins in the car just before you get them home... And apparently that's all they need to keep going for several more hours 😩

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

@SahmAccidental I don't think there's ever enough energy for children 😂

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

2yo has realised that he can delay bedtime by requesting more food and showers... He may be adorable but my god he can be a pain in the bum. #toddlerlife #mumlife #sendhelp #motherhood #terribletwos

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

@MumInBits Absolutely just bought myself flowers and took us out for dinner. To be fair to my boys... It's not mother's Day in Thailand either but I'm going to milk my multinational family for all it's worth 🤣

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

@lostmymommymind Ha! My pregnancy app is usually full of nice little tidbits... But every now and then it likes to hit me with 'expect more pain, more pee, more discomfort and general unpleasantness' I don't need to be reminded thanks app!

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

Why does my toddler stand so nice and still for his teachers while they change his diaper and clothes but when I try to do the same, it's a run around the house kind of affair?! #mumlife #parenting #toddlerlife #excuseme #motherhood

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

I made a mistake... Thought it would be nice for my toddler to do some colouring while I got things ready... Turns out he'd rather colour himself in... Can you send your child to nursery covered in pen?! #parenting #mumfail #mumlife #toddlerlife #ohno

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HonestlyNotPerfect @HonestNoPerfect

5 years ago

The worst thing is that my mind is very aware that I'm not alone in feeling this way and there's so many who have it so much worse. But I just feel so so so alone. #Anxiety #depression #lonliness