Persephone Dynamite 🧨 @DreamExplosive
Space nerd pirate. She/ her. 🏳️🌈 Can't walk and drink at the same time. Loves beer, sleep, and graveyards. Live deliciously. twitter.com/search?q=from%… Underworld & Andromeda Galaxy Joined March 2012-
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Can you tell me you like seventies music without telling me you like seventies music? “uh-huh, uh-huh”
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My coping mechanisms may be worse than my actual problems
@YourGFAlexisR Happy birthday! Hope it's amazing!
Hear me out: mini cupcakes designed to be eaten like jello shots.
If it's nomming things or people, yes, it's bitey.
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Intelligence and weirdness is one hell of a delicious combination.
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In my defense, it was clearly my turn on the slip and slide.
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I like to use the formal version of people’s names. So like, if your name is Terry, I’ll call you Terrence. Larry, Lawrence. Barry, Barrence. Bobby, Bobbence. I don’t know any girls.
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They were called The Knights Of The Round Table because they were sitting in a sircle.
Strawberry margaritas around the fire pit. Cheers! 🥂 hashtag wish you were here
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Sometimes, you just have to pour some wine, try a new hair color and tell the assholes to fuck right off.
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I play this awesome game with all my therapists. I tell them all about my problems and wait to see how long it takes them to take a swing at me.
What do you mean, ignoring them as hard as possible "isn't a valid dating strategy"??
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterversary
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Be honest, if there's no one around at work, do you ever flail your arms around like Muppet while seated at your desk?
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