In X Sucks @DeadManSkipping
I hate this place. This is a parody of a parody account presented within a satirical farce. Indianapolis, IN Joined March 2011-
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I've been kind of on the fence about Andrew Nembhard. But I'm really liking how he's been moving his feet on defense and his physicality in these playoff games.
Getting overly defensive about not winning the NBA Defensive Player of the Year Award means you should absolutely win the DPOY award.
Not sure that Haliburton has been right since his injury, but if he is, he's got to be more selfish in the playoffs.
Trump is constantly full of Big Macs and Diet Cokes, of course he uncontrollably farts and naps all the time.
I had no idea @IwriteOK was the host of the Behind the Bastards podcast. Great job. Really amazing work. I thought I was just hear to follow his tweets. A stalker is born.
Can't wait to see the Linda Yaccarino post about how everything happens on X and self-immolation posts are up 2500% over this time last year.
Trump walking into that cold courthouse today.
Rep. Victoria Spartz is running a political ad against her opponent that claims he won an award for most woke CEO which, not surprisingly, doesn't appear to be a thing. But he runs ads with every stupid social talking point lie. Republicans are Swamp Things.
I am not a Trae Young fan. I've always thought he was overrated and that he thought he was better than he was too. But he's a very difficult comp, so I can see why some people would equate that to a good thing because it usually is.
This Trump guy just never shuts up.
It's the end of an era with the Warriors not making the playoffs. Draymond Green is going to have to suspend himself on his own time. I hear he's already elbowing baristas and blaming the counter.
I can't imagine right wingers and other trolls of society won't come up with some bizarre interpretations of the recent, and most likely flawed, research that says boys with older brothers are 33% more likely to be gay.
That empty chair is going to win the argument.
Imagine groveling, kissing orange a$$, and supporting an insurrection among other terrible actions just to get a Trump endorsement and this is all you end up with.
I knew that Golden Bachelor marriage wouldn't last over 20 years.
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I thought I was reading Of Mice and Men until I realized it was just Kristi Noem’s new book.
me: here are two suits from the NFL draft. Let's talk about which works bett— *giant football player stuffs me into a locker*
Anddddd the bullpen catcher is dead
@DeadManSkipping @lindayaX Not to mention that those who pay money to this app get the loudest voice. Not exactly "free". 🤦♀️
Pandas just being pandas while a zookeeper desperately tries to rake leaves is the best video on the internet
wut
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Nikola Jokic after the other team plays 23.9 seconds of flawless defense
i feel dumb for not shorting $djt i was just worried the geriatric orange had more retail fans ready to pour in their life savings and missed easy profits oh well
How humiliating. The Charlotte GOP accidentally mocked a word-for-word transcript of Donald Trump's incoherent speech without realizing it was Trump's words.
This has to be the greatest voir dire in history
Absolutely sobbing with laughter right now
@BLMBraun This is hysterical. There are plenty of valid reasons to hate Mike Braun but “not racist enough” is probably not one of them.
If Caitlin Clark gets Gregg Doyel fired she's already the GOAT Indianapolis athlete.
i suppert my pressidunt
Outside the courthouse.
My eternal thanks to Dr. Arroyo for his help during my episode of Hot Ones. He’s not the best, but you can pay him with lottery tickets.
anyway, i gotta go to an interracial wedding ceremony of sorts and i really wish o.j. had waited til monday to die.
Baby kangaroo got out of the pouch for the first time 😍
I’m crying this dude made a diss track on the Detroit sign they just put up 😭😭
No exaggeration: This is exactly like the church I went to as a kid. Also, I’m glad Leonard Cohen isn’t alive to hear this…
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