Carl Beijer @CarlBeijer
Writer at https://t.co/QnQBXqHZkn. Work also at @PplPolicyProj, @jacobinmag, etc. Opinions my own. Joined October 2012-
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Under socialist ethics it would be permissible to make you dorks take a shower
Under socialist ethics it would be permissible to make you dorks take a shower https://t.co/jx29FH0Xg0
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I'm blocked of course but it would be really funny to community note this by pointing out Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Obviously horrifying but I've been getting such a big smile on my face every time I see universities expose themselves to litigation like this. Clearcut case of prior restraint, it's like putting your hands behind your back and giving the left a free punch
Obviously horrifying but I've been getting such a big smile on my face every time I see universities expose themselves to litigation like this. Clearcut case of prior restraint, it's like putting your hands behind your back and giving the left a free punch
I bet we could get the UN to designate Destiny's ex-wife as a refugee and his driveway as a humanitarian corridor
I bet we could get the UN to designate Destiny's ex-wife as a refugee and his driveway as a humanitarian corridor
NEW on the Substack: 10 right-wing myths that the struggle between Zionism and the antiwar left has completely destroyed. carlbeijer.com/p/ten-right-wi…
It's true the State Department never successfully lobbies for investigations in other countries, very smart analysis as always Ben
The TCOTs were way better than today's Marilyn-Mason-Going-Door-To-Door-To-Shock-People right and it's not even close
Nothing says "chalkboard heresy" like telling students to stop being radical
Fun day to look back at all the Rage Against the War Machine losers telling everyone that the antiwar left was dead and completely captured by Democrats
Found a funny Gallup poll where they asked people if they ID'd as progressive or centrist - and then if they ID'd as conservative, moderate, or liberal. In case you were wondering just how meaningless the term "progressive" actually is: only half even say they're liberal
I think we can all agree that if leftists didn't do a cancel culture on FuhrerFrenMike by reporting some of his death threat tweets in 2017 snipers wouldn't be taking aim at left protesters right now. That's what happens when free speech norms erode :(
I hope IU protesters get that the appropriate response to this is 1) slam the university with FOIAs and 2) get lawyers to look for illegal coordination with the police ASAP
I hope IU protesters get that the appropriate response to this is 1) slam the university with FOIAs and 2) get lawyers to look for illegal coordination with the police ASAP
we go now live to the department of lols for their official statement;
LOL at bailing on your kids like this and blaming some random college professor as your excuse
Beutler: I strongly suspect Trump is behind all leftists who say things that reflect poorly on Democrats Also Beutler: My readers can't handle it when anyone says anything that makes a Democrat look bad, how did this happen?
@whstancil @CarlBeijer @jberganimator I don't think he wanted to get in some "interminable debate club thing" with you, he kinda just pointed out how fucking stupid and terrible at lying you are and then bounced lol
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not my place to judge but some of you couldn’t have possibly have turned a profit on this blue check investment you made
@FunOnHere I am surprised and dismayed at how many mutuals ended up signing up for blue checks.
@CarlBeijer It would probably cost George Soros $50 k to make her become a die and ride resistance lib
@CarlBeijer Your suggestion is the most sane, rational and clear-headed thing to do. It's also funny to me the idea that a dead instrument like the FOIA is any defense against the power of the state to kill you with impunity. A couple of dozen lazer pointers would be a better defense.
@CarlBeijer John Fetterman will pick Destiny as his Veep when he runs in 2028
@CarlBeijer there's a dude out there getting really familiar with his exwife's humanitarian corridor
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@CarlBeijer so much for the tolerant allies
@CarlBeijer Even just a picture of Oppenheimer. I'm sure someone has, but I'm blocked too.
@CarlBeijer I'm imagining the billions of people living in Asia just going around constantly fighting with eachother whenever there is a disagreement. Like one giant Ireland.
@CarlBeijer What damages are typically available?
Seeing a lot of men irate that CHALLENGERS isn’t IN THE REALM OF THE SENSES. You all need to sit on your hands and ponder the concepts of “sexual tension” and “chemistry.”
Minnesotans show up for each other in every way. We can increase housing options, improve services *and* care for one another. After George Floyd's murder, mutual aid was healing for many. That one neighbor who is warmer in winter bc of the community closet? That matters.
Unhoused neighbors need supportive services and housing, not mutual aid networks. Better policy is how you help people in a way that matters.
This kind of discourse, in this case and more generally, is the enemy of solidarity.
@CarlBeijer The complaining about *internet leftist” thing is an immediate red flag. Big Bernie Bros targeted harassment energy
@CarlBeijer More like Chalkboard HesRacist