Slaughter house guy @DanielJPerafan
| Actor | V.A. | Comedian | Featured: NYTimes | Seeso | NBC | ComedyClubs: NYCC | SUNY | GWCC | BWCC | QED | C&C | Gotham | GrislyPear linktr.ee/DanielJPerafan New York Joined July 2011-
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My girlfriend gets in the way 😡
Church, but who can't benefit from the lord
Church, but who can't benefit from the lord
How can i make fun of anyone insulting me? I agree with everything they say.
I've been called a narcissist. I'm just happy they noticed me
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@DanielJPerafan At least you know what to be for Halloween for the rest of your life!
Oh no my haters are right
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I can't seem to find the difference between these two pictures.
A chag pesach sameach to my Jewish friends. And a real fuck you to my pharoah friends.
https://t.co/G2rf8BHiIi
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@DanielJPerafan thats so real
Guess my family was different
The meek inheriting the Earth "Oh no I couldn't "
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce after tortured poets dropped
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce after tortured poets dropped
When you fuck around you're going to find out
When you fuck around you're going to find out
Maybe I should ask to get tagged.
If there was a market for emotionally broken men I'd get one
Yes, who cares? A woman can do what she wants with her body. Besides, I'm not gonna have any income at all, so if this is how she supports our rent, our bills, my clothing, and lifestyle, then let her do her.
Yes, who cares? A woman can do what she wants with her body. Besides, I'm not gonna have any income at all, so if this is how she supports our rent, our bills, my clothing, and lifestyle, then let her do her.
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I hope he’s joking
is she a dumb bitch yes. But should she get jail for saying this crazy shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She was just heated. Give her a restraining order, make her do community service, she was dumb but dman 16 felonies ??????? Come on.
is she a dumb bitch yes. But should she get jail for saying this crazy shit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She was just heated. Give her a restraining order, make her do community service, she was dumb but dman 16 felonies ??????? Come on. https://t.co/3Gr2G4AImH
If you see this post a knight
If you see this post a knight https://t.co/oaCopvKHCp
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@Beelenzies the whole shock on her face
@Beelenzies Layla said "girl whaaat, say you lying" 😭😭
you can tell when someone's gay? I can tell when they're wasian. that's wadar
i just want to wake up covered in cats is that too much to ask
@DanielJPerafan @NFL I’m a huge fan, watch every week, and really wanted to get drafted this weekend.
Be Honest! The name 𝕏 is far better than Twitter. Yes or No?
Unbelievable. Another NFL Draft has come and gone without me being selected by any of the 32 teams.
Can’t wait to hear people stumble on this name
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They don't really want yall ass there either.
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The perfect tshirt doesn’t exis-
Nobody needs to exercise their right to protest because you could simply check off the box on the ballot question “should we do war forever yes or no”
Do what you love and work every single day of your life.
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