Comedy Guys @ComedyGuys

We retweet funny stuff. And occasionally mention our classes. comedyguys.com 25+ locations in Texas Joined August 2010

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mariana Z @mariana057

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So my co worker just said: "You shouldn’t eat red meat!" I said: "My grandfather lived to be 100yrs old." He said: "Did he eat red meat?" I said: "No, he minded his own business."

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Doc  @DocAtCDI

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when I tell you I'm getting my life back on track...

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@Sophia_Nyx His first, The Lion in Winter

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@gnuman1979 This must be Sir Mix-a-lot's ride.

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@SouthernAF7 regret

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@itsallbollocks Oh, no. He's like twenty years older than I am.

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Rebecca Royer; Texas Snowflake @rebecca_royer

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Jono @whoinvitedjon

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Who called it genetic engineering instead of gene hackman?

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

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'Scuse me while I kiss the ground

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@DocAtCDI Not me. When I feel urges to make chemistry puns, I barium.

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@Super70sSports Somehow, none of the pizzas I've had since school tasted as good as cafeteria Pizza Day pizza.

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Friday? I heard that’s pizza day.

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@DocAtCDI Now I want an all-female supergroup called Glass Ceiling. #rockmusic

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@DocAtCDI I wonder if Nomad children ever run away from home.

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@Sophia_Nyx Stardust

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@ilovenostalgia I'm this old...

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I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia

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I’m this old…

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Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Bob Golen @BobGolen

60K Followers 31K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

44K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx I know who DB Cooper is

Just Bill @WilliamAder

40K Followers 1K Following I'll be here all weak.

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Tony P. @Tbone7219

52K Followers 18K Following

WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl

18K Followers 4K Following foo foo fighter

C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau

54K Followers 47K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole

Henry 3000 @Henry_3000

29K Followers 12K Following

𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒�... @1_swarthy_dude

8K Followers 4K Following Capable of reposting what ever I want • You should try it • https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu

With my last breath I would make a poem. We huddle together in the dark & tweet for courage: matches struck in the cave. Listen to the birds, not the news.

CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy

182K Followers 163K Following With my last breath I would make a poem. We huddle together in the dark & tweet for courage: matches struck in the cave. Listen to the birds, not the news.

Duchess @duchessofdis

7K Followers 7K Following Gone to Blue Sky Blue Sky - @duchessofdis Threads - @duchessofdis

Avervek @Avervek448637

33 Followers 2K Following I walk like I own every corner of the world

🧱🧱 @Crufies0927

43 Followers 2K Following Gods determine what you're going to be。

Thausmur @thausmur1882

31 Followers 723 Following

Smertoo @SmertooWG0Rdv

58 Followers 2K Following The sun is faint, the world is stable, and the years are quiet and good,

Prick @Prick143046

42 Followers 4K Following

us_Isabella_ @us_isabell98732

10 Followers 965 Following

I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.

Sleighez @Sleighez1200

22 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.

Detheski @detheski70609

27 Followers 1K Following I live alone now and enjoy business, traveling, shopping, food and music. I have a calm personality and I hope we can be friends.

Tutoaez @tutoaez84425

24 Followers 3K Following “Working from the heart with passion is an art!”

-My childhood BFF was a Sears mannequin & the thought of Helen Keller touching my face to greet me gives me anxiety. Lice-free AND rabies-free, baby. 🖤💀

Rose P. @Rosepshizzle

24 Followers 416 Following -My childhood BFF was a Sears mannequin & the thought of Helen Keller touching my face to greet me gives me anxiety. Lice-free AND rabies-free, baby. 🖤💀

BBWLOVER_SA. Backup1 @BBWLOVER_RSA1

47 Followers 330 Following Hello everyone available for Hook ups... DMs are open feel free

Renee @Renee866027311

0 Followers 8 Following

Rebecca Royer; Texas ... @rebecca_royer

9K Followers 8K Following OG Liberal Democrat; 💙Educator; 💙 Humane Hero; 💙 Blueberry in Tomato Soup 💙 #DogsRule 💙 #VoteBlue 💙 #FBR 💙 #BLM 💙 🌈Ally 💙 NoDM's

الجو كر @mnn35292979

3 Followers 459 Following

andy @andy47532030

0 Followers 21 Following

James Paul Bleed on t... @JamesPaulBleed

461 Followers 2K Following There's no religion higher than truth.

Blue dot, red state. Proudly blocked by some dude named Martin. Punk rock, jewelry-making, and bringing down the patriarchy. Love you.

Craftylishus - Flooti... @Craftylishus211

4K Followers 4K Following Blue dot, red state. Proudly blocked by some dude named Martin. Punk rock, jewelry-making, and bringing down the patriarchy. Love you.

RichardNKY @RichardNKY75

2K Followers 801 Following If you’re prejudice, you will be blocked. I oppose Project 2025 and maga . Safe for 💙🏳️‍⚧️💙🌈💙🇺🇸 Live and Let Live

Bob Heller @Bob_Heller

11K Followers 3K Following I’m Bob. My penis is 4 in. but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. https://t.co/By5LfHNZLy

the last rock hope

We are invisible but you'll realize we're the best band in all the land eventually.

I only answer PMs about our music.

Never forget 1-6!

🌊 Negative Tendenc... @NegTendencies

45K Followers 49K Following the last rock hope We are invisible but you'll realize we're the best band in all the land eventually. I only answer PMs about our music. Never forget 1-6!

Teaching soft skills to help make people strong, because life is too short to not know what to do! #speaker #keynote #MiniManners #DTN

Deborah Thomas @DTNEtiquette

27K Followers 18K Following Teaching soft skills to help make people strong, because life is too short to not know what to do! #speaker #keynote #MiniManners #DTN

Summer of Benny @summerofbenny

7K Followers 6K Following Beer drinker. Occasional bedwetter. Earned associates degree in just six years. Success Coach.

Tequila Mockingbird @ohitslikethat_

399 Followers 863 Following Alls I do here is retweet that which makes me laugh, think, or wonder.

STUNNING CLASSICS @StunningClassic

40K Followers 32K Following Welcome to Stunning Classics X Fan page follow us on Youtube at https://t.co/ndNEgpLTXZ

أشواق @mona_5moon

601 Followers 4K Following متل ماخليتك فوق النجم وأراهن على نورك .. أقدر أخليك متل أي شهاب مر ولا لمحته 😒

LaughCryCoffee @laughcrycoffee

876 Followers 432 Following Here to commiserate about life with toddlers. Featured on HuffPost and Today. Now on insta!

A. Scott Honeycutt @AScottHoneycut

9K Followers 9K Following Happy to be here... aka @RoySmith2014 #letsgocanes #NCSU #BlackLivesMatter #NeverForgetJan6 #Resist

Hard truths…Covid is a bio weapon! Vax is poison! Trump won the 2020 election! Your government is controlled by Satanic pedophiles. trans=mentally ill #1A #2A

Mr Darcy (constitutio... @jimmyjohnson410

2K Followers 4K Following Hard truths…Covid is a bio weapon! Vax is poison! Trump won the 2020 election! Your government is controlled by Satanic pedophiles. trans=mentally ill #1A #2A

Manju @pilcongsembdi19

313 Followers 373 Following San Francisco😼😘24yo. Cam Girl😽❣VISIT MY PRIVATE PROFILE:

ohxhx @o_hxhx

0 Followers 1K Following

Aobakwe Itheeng @AItheeng

6 Followers 60 Following Cool

MV @madhuvennag

426 Followers 6K Following Life Long Cricket Fan

hana with one n (🚫... @hana___anah

51K Followers 45K Following 𝙋𝒓𝙤 𝘾𝒉𝙤𝒊𝙘𝒆. 𝙒𝒐𝙢𝒆𝙣’𝙨 𝙧𝒊𝙜𝒉𝙩𝒔 𝒂𝙧𝒆 𝒉𝙪𝒎𝙖𝒏 𝒓𝙞𝒈𝙝𝒕𝙨. 𝑨𝙗𝒔𝙤𝒍𝙪𝒕𝙚𝒍𝙮 𝙣𝒐 𝑴𝘼𝑮𝘼𝒕𝙨. 🇵🇸

Joe Newberry @JoeNewberry

36K Followers 15K Following Banjo/Guitar/Songs/Sings Recording Academy Coffee Diem Bluesky: https://t.co/9U5MHydP2y Guitar Photo-Jillian Clark

PamelaRae @PammysParcels

12K Followers 11K Following Fighting against fascism • 🫡USAF Loyalty 🇺🇸 • Mom of daughters • 1 Granddaughter • #WomensRights #ResistanceUnited #VoteBlue4Democracy #smokefleet fan

Groucho the Gaucho @groucho_the

199 Followers 395 Following President of Freedonia

Jimmy @JimMitch6

156 Followers 2K Following Tweeting about the world of Tech, Animals , Art, Science, Culture, History, Nature, Architecture and humour.

Tweeting smiles, & Snark
#SmokeFleet
socials I'm on are all @DocAtCDI

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Doc  @DocAtCDI

63K Followers 57K Following Tweeting smiles, & Snark #SmokeFleet socials I'm on are all @DocAtCDI As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.

VOO DOLL @imavoodoll

27K Followers 27K Following I’m scared of idiots and I love soup! @voodoll.bsky.social

Schizophrenic chicken. I once tried to fly and failed miserably! I tweet mainly about Blackburn Rovers, mental health and philosophy. Recovering addict.

Roverchicken (bEtA-sC... @IndexRover

7K Followers 8K Following Schizophrenic chicken. I once tried to fly and failed miserably! I tweet mainly about Blackburn Rovers, mental health and philosophy. Recovering addict.

prashant choudhary @pshomes95

8 Followers 303 Following Sell property in jaipur

https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo

25K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.

Mama @Mama3210123

351 Followers 3K Following Be kind and humble ❤️🙏

In an Emergency? Get Check! Instantly video record, alert emergency contacts with real-time live stream video, and access driving info with a single tap.

getcheckapp @get_check_app

62 Followers 354 Following In an Emergency? Get Check! Instantly video record, alert emergency contacts with real-time live stream video, and access driving info with a single tap.

Xennaissance Dad @XennDad

4K Followers 1K Following Various dad jokes, bad jokes. Featured by @Buzzfeed, @TODAYshow, more. Join me at @xenndad.bsky.social . To see my tweets click ⬇️

I love travel, triathlon, running, keeping fit, & cookies. Head Heifer at https://t.co/OVdZhar60J Successful weight shredder. #speaker

@MelissaKahn7 @MelissaKahn7

19K Followers 16K Following I love travel, triathlon, running, keeping fit, & cookies. Head Heifer at https://t.co/OVdZhar60J Successful weight shredder. #speaker

Харчикова С... @Z3Hm8h

77 Followers 457 Following Консультирую,пишу статьи , делаю видео обзоры по тема социально- материального и духовного развития.

DoDrive® Driving Schools providing courses of intensive driving lessons, driving tuition. Our DVSA ADI ORDIT team provide driving instructor training courses.

DoDrive® Driving Sch... @DoDrive

39K Followers 8K Following DoDrive® Driving Schools providing courses of intensive driving lessons, driving tuition. Our DVSA ADI ORDIT team provide driving instructor training courses.

Bob Golen @BobGolen

60K Followers 31K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).

Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke

44K Followers 8K Following Fancy Pants raconteur I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlJcMx I know who DB Cooper is

Just Bill @WilliamAder

40K Followers 1K Following I'll be here all weak.

Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO

47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g

Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve

24K Followers 9K Following It's ticklish when you touch my shoes https://t.co/NcqURETrPU

FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪ... @sofarrsogud

22K Followers 6K Following 🖊️ Some of my tweets are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts.

Tony P. @Tbone7219

52K Followers 18K Following

Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV

Jack Boot @IamJackBoot

13K Followers 985 Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.

WhatserName @IamEveryDayPpl

18K Followers 4K Following foo foo fighter

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal

126K Followers 2K Following Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5lT2O

C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau

54K Followers 47K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole

Nuclear Winter @4SLars

14K Followers 6K Following Ameri-strayan'.

Kayla Chow Show @KaylaChowShow

47K Followers 15K Following 💙 Survived my mid-mid-life crisis. //SUPER MARRIED//BOY MOM//CATS//TACOS//SUNSCREEN//BEER//MURDERINO//LACTOSE INTOLERANT// 💙

Henry 3000 @Henry_3000

29K Followers 12K Following

𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒�... @1_swarthy_dude

8K Followers 4K Following Capable of reposting what ever I want • You should try it • https://t.co/pjcbUa9OWu

mask enthusiast, comedy writer for hire @JFL @22minutes @readersdigestca @cbccomedy; iTunes #1 album Border Crossing. she/her Free all occupied people & places

Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes

16K Followers 7K Following mask enthusiast, comedy writer for hire @JFL @22minutes @readersdigestca @cbccomedy; iTunes #1 album Border Crossing. she/her Free all occupied people & places

CrankyPappy @CrankyPappy

182K Followers 163K Following With my last breath I would make a poem. We huddle together in the dark & tweet for courage: matches struck in the cave. Listen to the birds, not the news.

Duchess @duchessofdis

7K Followers 7K Following Gone to Blue Sky Blue Sky - @duchessofdis Threads - @duchessofdis

writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation

Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug

70K Followers 15K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation

We are wild about jokes & memes for you to enjoy.
Please repost and like the ones that you do enjoy......
and kindly ignore the ones that you don't .
Thankyou

Jokerswild @JokersWildUK

89K Followers 22 Following We are wild about jokes & memes for you to enjoy. Please repost and like the ones that you do enjoy...... and kindly ignore the ones that you don't . Thankyou

David Mirren @davidmcgeoch9

23K Followers 8K Following St Mirren fan, Trekkie 🖖 left leaning, music and cinema lover. @theSNP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Fascinating @fasc1nate

3.4M Followers 2K Following Posting interesting science, gadgets, history, art, and more. Subscribe for in-depth posts. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.

Rebecca Royer; Texas ... @rebecca_royer

9K Followers 8K Following OG Liberal Democrat; 💙Educator; 💙 Humane Hero; 💙 Blueberry in Tomato Soup 💙 #DogsRule 💙 #VoteBlue 💙 #FBR 💙 #BLM 💙 🌈Ally 💙 NoDM's

Marsha @gabbywyte

325 Followers 73 Following I believe in making the impossible possible because there's no fun in giving up!

𝔍𝔗𝔥𝔢𝔇�... @BigAlPerseus

68 Followers 290 Following I am incapable of boredom...even when I'm isolated, I'm able to find something to keep me occupied mentally.

Iyaz @IfIDiedIWasAF

78 Followers 165 Following Not to brag or anything but I'm very blockable.

James Paul Bleed on t... @JamesPaulBleed

461 Followers 2K Following There's no religion higher than truth.

Adnan Manna @adnan_manna

473 Followers 39 Following Building GTM systems with Clay

Piece @Piecezilla

6K Followers 198 Following Giving away little pieces of myself every day, FOR FREE! CEO: 🧩Zilla Entertainment

Abi @the_abi_kat

168 Followers 174 Following Mister Bovine Joni, himself.

Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu

16K Followers 12K Following Phat Angel, Average Superman, OG Twitter.

Cave Man Steve @shopkins776

8K Followers 741 Following Political satire. Conservative. Rich, famous, tall and hilarious, but also poor, short, and stupid https://t.co/KveXCoVBTI

Chick Playing4Second @Playing4Second

25K Followers 18K Following My Adjectives: Bitchy, Dorky, Tired ..... I just want to look like my Netflix profile pic.

RichardNKY @RichardNKY75

2K Followers 801 Following If you’re prejudice, you will be blocked. I oppose Project 2025 and maga . Safe for 💙🏳️‍⚧️💙🌈💙🇺🇸 Live and Let Live

HANNAH | VTUBER MAMA ... @Hannah__Nicol

153 Followers 682 Following I do vtuber, vrchat, and live 2D/3D my expertise💗 I can do furry, chibi, anime, and many more art styles.🌟. Paid/SFW only

Craftylishus - Flooti... @Craftylishus211

4K Followers 4K Following Blue dot, red state. Proudly blocked by some dude named Martin. Punk rock, jewelry-making, and bringing down the patriarchy. Love you.

I like stuff. Most films, some TV-shows, some football. My tweets may contain poorly constructed opinions on all of the above.

Ciarán Doyle @CpmDoyle

190 Followers 1K Following I like stuff. Most films, some TV-shows, some football. My tweets may contain poorly constructed opinions on all of the above.

If you can't ration the cheese so it lasts for the whole plate of nachos we might as well save ourselves the heartache and end it now.

Nuclear Bavarian @NuclearBavarian

5K Followers 4K Following If you can't ration the cheese so it lasts for the whole plate of nachos we might as well save ourselves the heartache and end it now.

$Uh...Whut? I'm a mess. The scrub life chose me. \m/ always...$

Blondie @Blonde4Dayz

21K Followers 10K Following Uh...Whut? I'm a mess. The scrub life chose me. \m/ always...

🌊 Negative Tendenc... @NegTendencies

45K Followers 49K Following the last rock hope We are invisible but you'll realize we're the best band in all the land eventually. I only answer PMs about our music. Never forget 1-6!

Chief of Staff @UAgainstHT • Founder @the25group • BBQ Aficionado • Country Music Expert • Chess Beginner • Also:🏃🏻‍♂️🌳📚• Love One Another

Titus Benton @TitusLive

4K Followers 3K Following Chief of Staff @UAgainstHT • Founder @the25group • BBQ Aficionado • Country Music Expert • Chess Beginner • Also:🏃🏻‍♂️🌳📚• Love One Another

DUBSbayarea @DubSbayarea

14K Followers 13K Following Unfiltered Democrat. Trump Despiser. Unbiased Opinion. Fight for the Needy. Dog Owner. No DM’s. Blue Wave 2028

Jacqueline Miller @Jacquel70748620

12 Followers 273 Following It is my toughest time but the greatest 💗

JO Weil @davejmark

530 Followers 2K Following actor television host, Reading my books

Outlander BatmanBegins & TheDark Knight |Piglets|The War Between the Land & The Sea(2025) @j4windrush insta: @colinmcfarlaneofficial

Colin McFarlane🙏�... @colinmcfarlane

35K Followers 7K Following Outlander BatmanBegins & TheDark Knight |Piglets|The War Between the Land & The Sea(2025) @j4windrush insta: @colinmcfarlaneofficial

MicheleCr01 @MicheleCr01

2K Followers 2K Following Military Wife, Military Mom, Democrat, Out West. Boudicca at heart.

Deborah Thomas @DTNEtiquette

27K Followers 18K Following Teaching soft skills to help make people strong, because life is too short to not know what to do! #speaker #keynote #MiniManners #DTN

Chrisanna4real @chrisanna4real

28K Followers 9K Following My life will make you laugh. I fucking love beer & @the_martinigirl keeps me sane.

Covell @CreatingCovell

9K Followers 11K Following Always Be Happy,...Never Be Satisfied

STUNNING CLASSICS @StunningClassic

40K Followers 32K Following Welcome to Stunning Classics X Fan page follow us on Youtube at https://t.co/ndNEgpLTXZ

Nicki Sometimes @the_nrd

25 Followers 96 Following Slightly neurotic, frighteningly spontaneous, severly loving, questionably sober, surprisingly gullible

Summer of Benny @summerofbenny

7K Followers 6K Following Beer drinker. Occasional bedwetter. Earned associates degree in just six years. Success Coach.

Agent Average @Roweboat13G

3K Followers 3K Following Not a comedian. I'm just indifferent. Whatever. Bruce Campbell RT'd me 2/11/14

Fighter @hibrasli

297 Followers 1K Following English Teacher

Duane Morse @ILOVEQUOTEBOOKS

315K Followers 312K Following Motivational Quotes Posted Daily (since 2012) Follow for more… the best is yet to come!

Working Squirrel 🐿 @_theigirl

7K Followers 5K Following Working on training Octopuses as service animals: for when you absolutely need a shitload of stuff done at once.

Dr. Hooey @HooeyDr

5K Followers 5K Following You might recognize me from last weeks episode of COPS.

The Alicianater @leechee420

14K Followers 5K Following Beard connoisseur. I once used the word whom correctly in a sentence. @LuckoftheDraw86 is the Jack to my Coke.

Captain Connecticut @byronblurb

5K Followers 4K Following Feel free to read this nonsense

Tequila Mockingbird @ohitslikethat_

399 Followers 863 Following Alls I do here is retweet that which makes me laugh, think, or wonder.

A. Scott Honeycutt @AScottHoneycut

9K Followers 9K Following Happy to be here... aka @RoySmith2014 #letsgocanes #NCSU #BlackLivesMatter #NeverForgetJan6 #Resist

64 year old who feels life is to short to be anything but happy!! Dad of 6 wonderful furbabies and 6 guitars, always looking to grow!! Proud Marine Dad of Zach!

Ed Jenks @Clipper1026

65 Followers 972 Following 64 year old who feels life is to short to be anything but happy!! Dad of 6 wonderful furbabies and 6 guitars, always looking to grow!! Proud Marine Dad of Zach!

Host of @WhatWasThatShow • Designer • Comedian • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Funded by Blue Amp → https://t.co/rzDNeJQulT

Gabe Sanchez @iamgabesanchez

69K Followers 2K Following Host of @WhatWasThatShow • Designer • Comedian • Taco Connoisseur • Webby Award Winner • Funded by Blue Amp → https://t.co/rzDNeJQulT

Teacher, mother, firefighter wife. My dogs follow me everywhere. Scatter kindness & listen to Pearl Jam. Nerds are cool. Read books. M.Ed. Opinions my own.

KD 📚🌎🌊🇺�... @kdnerak33

65K Followers 17K Following Teacher, mother, firefighter wife. My dogs follow me everywhere. Scatter kindness & listen to Pearl Jam. Nerds are cool. Read books. M.Ed. Opinions my own.

A swarthy, sinister, yet likable villain. @ johnales @ blue place I am a very bad Jules on BlackRabbit. Jules’ dad on Euphoria. #EndCitizensUnited #GirlDad

John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles

75K Followers 3K Following A swarthy, sinister, yet likable villain. @ johnales @ blue place I am a very bad Jules on BlackRabbit. Jules’ dad on Euphoria. #EndCitizensUnited #GirlDad

Just Jack @7Veritas4

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