matty @LionelKitchy
heathers rules, cryptids rule, go birds the wilderness Joined November 2014-
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Maybe my favorite kind of comment section: hordes of Paying For Twitter masterminds doing mental gymnastics to explain away the really glaring takeaway
Maybe my favorite kind of comment section: hordes of Paying For Twitter masterminds doing mental gymnastics to explain away the really glaring takeaway
*Guy who just realized the knicks are a basketball team in the city they reside in* always loved the knicks!
Have seen only a handful of dumb but silly 4/20 posts today. This site is cooked
philadelphia is in fact just a city of twitter mutuals who've all met each other irl
philadelphia is in fact just a city of twitter mutuals who've all met each other irl
YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL DRAMA QUEENS
Incredible news: I think I have started to become friends with the crows I feed. Today was the first morning they brought me a present. We are so back
Two beautiful moments. A young toon fan benefiting from the vibrating shirt for deaf fans (still from Isaks goal) and a Gordon cracker HWTLLLLLL #NUFC x.com/marianwatl6202…
Western Virginia not the best place to live but sometimes it looks like this
warrior cop @wyatt_privilege
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
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Eli Valley @elivalley
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law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
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isi baehr-breen @isaiah_bb
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David Roth @david_j_roth
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la befana🇵🇸 @Sandinista412
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Eli Valley @elivalley
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law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg
40K Followers 14K Following good boy living in woods --- tweets reflect my own barks, woofs, and bow wows. cashapp me $500
noah kulwin @nkulw
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isi baehr-breen @isaiah_bb
31K Followers 3K Following then: comms boy @IlhanMN, @keithellison, @JCA_MN / now: Ru’s dad / vikings / cal bears / part of the rebel alliance & a traitor / Palestine will be free
Don Hughes @getfiscal
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David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
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Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
18K Followers 5K Following legally they cannot stop you from trying all the free samples in the mall food court. views exclusively represent the PepsiCo corporation & myself & no one else
Emoji Caresser @LizRummy
15K Followers 503 Following Dave. Giving this site another 10 year trial run.
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
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Sam Ritz @SamueRitz
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grimm @ExileGrimm
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Matthew Gertz @MattGertz
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Did the "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke just destroy Jesse Singal's career? Absolutely legendary.
Probably.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
everyone in Baltimore is like, really nice. underrated part of living in this city.
bad news for the at least 1 person who quoted this with Aw Friends. these birds hate each other so fucking much.
In my penultimate piece for @TheAtlantic, I tried to find an answer to the question readers ask me most frequently. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…
Excellent media & message discipline 🫡 great job
Karen starts crying because students refuse to talk to her 🤣
@LionelKitchy @LOLPhillies They are born with unretractable claws! I guess the cocoon of goo they’re born in protects the mom lol
Apple & her (??) siblings Cherry and Pamplemousse are almost 2 days old! All kittens are doing well & have put on 15-20 grams each since yesterday!
Tried to take a picture of Pamplemousse & she was like “put me down” lol
@Boringstein the timeline did a thing, cc: @youwouldntpost
no i do not like them because they make the kind of music i imagine they play in the queue for the euthanasia coaster to make sure no one gets out of the line
Eagles are one of the best bands to ever do it you just dislike them because you watched The Big Lebowski when you were 15
mad about basketball so went to the beach
I have nothing personal against the Orioles, but I cannot lie and say this isn't satisfying.
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oh god he’s off the sauce real bad too. ok I guess dune 2 is about you and your mom moving to a new neighborhood and I guess you’re both on a bender
dune 1 was about having a crazy time with your mom and dune 2 is about when your mom is off the sauce real bad
after having a double mastectomy, i didn’t realize how much stuff i either didn’t know because i was a small boobed queen, or i’d forgotten because of what i saw in the mirror daily. now, it’s a series of child-like wonder and excitement with each new discovery. 10/10 rec boobs.
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