JoeI @whitefeelimgs
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I think sometimes people just plain forget that illegal narcotics are illegal. Possession of cocaine is a felony. Unwise to bring it with you to a protest where you may be arrested!
🚨GRAVE: Motorista é flagrado transportando de forma ilegal um porco e um cabrito em plena Rodovia Raposo Tavares, em São Paulo (SP).
Remember when you guys were all defending this ridiculous bullshit? I wasn’t. I was complaining about it from the get go and I got receipts
Remember when you guys were all defending this ridiculous bullshit? I wasn’t. I was complaining about it from the get go and I got receipts https://t.co/JeBU3MfjNt
What do you want them to say? They’re a non-profit, can’t go around endorsing crimes committed by a foreign terrorist organization
There used to be a feature that allowed you to block the OP and every single person who faved their post in one go. This here would be an ideal candidate for a Mega Block.
There used to be a feature that allowed you to block the OP and every single person who faved their post in one go. This here would be an ideal candidate for a Mega Block.
Grocery store playing Hot Fun in the Summertime… morning off to a good start 😌
If nursing were a tipped profession every man would be an inch taller. Height can vary a lot and a nurse that wants to put a fellow in a gracious mood would let him leave his shoes on, measure from the crest of his hair rather his scalp, and round generously.
Wonder if we’ll ever get a demonym to designate the Chinese man again. You can refer to a Cuban, a Mexican, an African, all perfectly acceptable, but refer to the man from China likewise and you’re in trouble. We really blew when we made our one word a slur
They gentrified Black Twitter 😭
They gentrified Black Twitter 😭
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
Walked out of the gym in my wife-beater today a group of high schoolers asked me to flex. I hit a quick double bicep as i walked away and had the girls geeking I love being jacked and handsome
To: [email protected] From: Pissman Subject: Technique Dear Sir or Mam, Refine your wax application technique on Babybels. I opened one and it tore the little cheese wheel in half, rendering me inconsolable for almost one hour. Medics were called. You see, I have Asperger's Syndr
I thought your name looked familiar
I thought your name looked familiar https://t.co/D0rE9cnVHU
America has a very litigious culture and lawsuits are very expensive to defend because lawyer fees are high. so businesses are constantly thinking about lawsuits and not doing fun stuff like this
America has a very litigious culture and lawsuits are very expensive to defend because lawyer fees are high. so businesses are constantly thinking about lawsuits and not doing fun stuff like this
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That's why the students are protesting!
I'd be damned if I paid tuition at a college that supports terrorism.
It's so comically obvious that Israel's mass killing of civilians in Gaza will be seen as horrific and a huge shame in the future. Protesting this is a layup
Student protestors are still camping on Columbia’s lawns in defiance of the administration’s orders to disband by 2pm ET today or face suspension. Reporting live from Columbia this evening. Thank you @AC360 for having me on.
divestment putting up “do you like ice cream” numbers
BREAKING: 90.99% of @BarnardCollege students have voted to divest from israel.
Read the plot summary for challengers. Glad I didn't listen to yall and go see it.
you guys are so mean and rude and you dont even know it, i want you all to think about the fact that ur calling some of my fave people retards
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Shut the hell up good god. Why are we all pretending that Amy Schumer hasn’t always encouraged us all to hate her. Her whole thing has been reminding us she is a fat slob who is unloveable. when’s she’s really not that fat. just big faced
Jennifer Lawrence on Amy Schumer to Variety: “Amy’s choice to use her voice to speak for justice puts her under immense fire. I wouldn’t say she navigates it so much as she throws her middle fingers up and walks away from negative comments like a gas station fire in a Michael…
10 part thread lol. Screenshotted the best part of his breakdown for anyone who missed it. If there was even a 1% chance you had it like that you wouldn’t be on here talking like a demented psycho cause you got called broke
Look how many people retweeted it. 💀 They were on their knees praying it was true! 🤣🤣🤣 Stay prayed up! 😭🙏
Chris Loville handles insecurity better than this
I mean… I know it’s an UNBELIEVABLE amount of money but I didn’t think you’d take this much convincing! Am I not funny enough? How could it be a PayPal transaction if it’s a screenshot of my banking app? I think you’re teasing. 😏 It’s ok. You don’t have to believe me. 😘💰
@KohnNatan @adam_tooze Why are you asking that question? To be disruptive?
If you're doubting having children, here's one good reason.
Just tell us how many muscles
There are over 20 muscles in the head and neck alone. They are responsible for mastication, facial expressions by controlling the mouth, eyes, nose, forehead and ears, and complex movements of the neck. [🎞️ SciePro]
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.