Will Moriarty @willmoriarty86
Houston, TX Joined November 2009-
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Love this photo of Marilyn visiting the set of ‘Désirée’ to watch Marlon Brando at work. 📷 by Dennis Stock
Have we just totally given up on phrasing
Just saw an Astros hat in the Providence train station so it’s good to know there’s at least one person in this town who’s going through this with me
America peaked with 90s wrestling. Everything went to shit after the Monday Night Wars ended
America peaked with 90s wrestling. Everything went to shit after the Monday Night Wars ended
Just had another of those moments where I realized that at least half of Astros X isn’t old enough to have a frame of reference for what I wrote
Should take lessons in how to get ejected in style from good old Phil Garner
Should take lessons in how to get ejected in style from good old Phil Garner
Might have to write a column comparing the decline and fall of the Astros to that of the Roman Empire, just to keep that meme going.
Matt Waldron, Gorgeous Knuckleball. 😍
For no particular reason, wondering how James Click is doing this evening.
@iowahawkblog Since everyone else is doing this: Look between the letters D and F on your computer keyboard. That's crumbs and shit. Clean your fucking keyboard. Gross.
God just teeing one up for @BenDuBose
Have you been on LinkedIn?
TBD is carrying an 1890s Cleveland Spiders level innings load in Houston this season. What a horse
TBD is carrying an 1890s Cleveland Spiders level innings load in Houston this season. What a horse
You’re screening it in the #PerfectTweetClub tonight my guy
You’re screening it in the #PerfectTweetClub tonight my guy
That time Earl Hebner lost it and beat up DX 😂
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10 years ago today. Time flies. Special thanks to Troy Daniels for making sure that my groom’s cake wasn’t really sad.
@willmoriarty86 @SnowBlackLamont We suck
@dustinbennett76 @willmoriarty86 this is not too far from reality
A congregation of White Ibis has gathered in our backyard. They appear to be feeding on something just under the grass level. First one, then two, then five and then six. I've never seen this happen, before. @LeagueCityTX @texaswildlife @audubonsociety
❤️ This was five years ago with @emmietx17, the night I met her family. The rest, as they say, is history. ❤️
Breakfast for dinner is always a good option. Kelley’s country cookin’, son. #Johnny on I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs because I’m a rebel
This day in 2013, I thought we drove all of that way out of the way and wouldn’t get to see Mount Rushmore, but they came back out. Snow got heavier so we didn’t go to see Crazy Horse 👎🏼
Well the good news is Larry McMurtry didn’t forget how to write between Lonesome Dove and Streets of Laredo. Got about 80 pages in today.
Well hell then just get Bagwell to play first his says HoF
Joe Espada points to “the back of the baseball card” for Jose Abreu as to why he knows he can get out of this funk.
@dustinbennett76 @SnowBlackLamont @willmoriarty86 @Political_Rott Ooh Ahh Ooh Ahh Only at Mattress Giant Ooooh Ahhhh
The good ole days. There’s some good shits in here @SnowBlackLamont @willmoriarty86 @Political_Rott