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Jokes aside: is this dude okay?
What the fuck 🤢
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting pictures of less than adequate “hunting” dogs who are still alive, Layla, the dumbest/sweetest dog alive but I love her to death and more importantly so does Jakey 🥹 Feel free to do the same.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting pictures of less than adequate “hunting” dogs who are still alive, Layla, the dumbest/sweetest dog alive but I love her to death and more importantly so does Jakey 🥹 Feel free to do the same. https://t.co/aKMpy5j0Gn
Lmao even Maldy homered before Abreu
Lmao even Maldy homered before Abreu
She murdered a puppy for being a puppy This is what MAGA deems “a rational person”
Dogs in Atlanta watching the Falcons select a black, left-handed QB named Michael
Omg 😂
So are we counting that as Ohtani’s first Blue Jays homer or no?
Call up the Space Cowboys Wdmin at least
I didn't realize Atlanta was in Alabama because they just fucked Cousins
My brother: “Good thing the Astros are headed to Mexico, they could use the runs…”
This might be some of the softest bullshit I’ve ever seen from an owner lmao. Get the fuck out of the way of people who you hire to do that part of the job and maybe you won’t be the one on the butt-end of the criticism, maybe? 🤷♂️
This might be some of the softest bullshit I’ve ever seen from an owner lmao. Get the fuck out of the way of people who you hire to do that part of the job and maybe you won’t be the one on the butt-end of the criticism, maybe? 🤷♂️
Meanwhile Dad is none-too-pleased lmao
Meanwhile Dad is none-too-pleased lmao https://t.co/NiUbHIdfYl
The pitch clock affects WWE Superstars too
Putin seeing this: “Make it cold”
Putin seeing this: “Make it cold” https://t.co/XRxRSdf2Xh
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Started from bottom now we here
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Mason Miller is must-see TV
I remember being confused as to why he was acting like he tied the game when he was rounding the bases. 😂
Charlie Culberson - 10/25/2017 🍁 Postseason 🍁
Decided to end it all tonight. #livenomás
I hope everyone has a great day except @tedcruz, that soulless, dog murdering piece of shit @KristiNoem, and Yolanda Saldivar
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Dog tries jumping back in his owner’s car after getting abandoned on the side of the road in Long Beach, California. Evil. The dog chased after the car for several blocks but he could not keep up. The video was filmed by a food delivery driver which caught the attention of…
To cleanse the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting pictures of less than adequate “hunting” dogs who are still alive, Bruce and Bailey. Feel free to do the same.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I’m posting pictures of a less than adequate “hunting” dog who is still alive, Dusty. Feel free to do the same.