Mark Deska Ŧ🌮🌵💍💍 @MDeskaTTU
Red Raiders, Astros, Texans, Rockets, Red Wings. Doesn't know as much as professional athletes or coaches, but occasionally has opinions Conroe, TX Joined December 2008-
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Josh Hader when fans in Mexico City are speaking Spanish in earshot of the bullpen
Two Rabbits are filmed fighting in the middle of the night.
You could never make Bee Movie today.
Please let all the terfs take each other out lol
It’s not “cancel culture” to be held accountable for actions
It’s not “cancel culture” to be held accountable for actions
Might be a sign of this Astros season returning to normalcy.
Might be a sign of this Astros season returning to normalcy.
There it is
Eilish Car Bomb
Republicans are so “pro-life” they’re currently arguing in front of the Supreme Court that a hospital can let a woman die before letting her have an abortion.
@RonFilipkowski “You gunna eat it? Can I have it?”
Congrats to Gov. Noem on uniting the nation in times of great division.
I hope everyone has a great day except @tedcruz, that soulless, dog murdering piece of shit @KristiNoem, and Yolanda Saldivar
9 year old having a sleepover, his friend just told my wife the breakfast pancakes were “bussin.” That’s good, right?
P U S S I N B O O T S
About time they let flatbedders write a story in the New York post
Lmao even Maldy homered before Abreu
Lmao even Maldy homered before Abreu
The Astros Locker @TheAstrosLocker
13K Followers 2K Following Astros Fan | Collector of Game Used memorabilia | Host of the Houston Fan Cruise🏆🔥 ⚾️ SLEEP.. @astros_dude
7K Followers 2K Following Houston Sports | Please Do Not Follow Me | Engagement Account | Satiretentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
3K Followers 5K Following Actually David | Not the sharpest basketball in the swimming pool | Ht: diet 6’ | Wt: dad bod Bat/Throw: L/L | Basically David Rose, but if he were straightDoug Dimmadome @jalex_819
2K Followers 829 Following 🇳🇮 | mala influencia | knower of baseball, pro wrestling, capeshit, memes | local tv star | all star men’s league baseball player | B/T: S/RJenn @baseballnchill
11K Followers 426 Following In an emotionally abusive relationship with the World Series champion Houston Astros𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍.. @_ShadowStro
3K Followers 3K Following Iron sharpens iron ✍ Astros Aggies Cowboys Rockets Canes *AA saved my life* Don't do Fentanyl 🧐ThatAstrosGirl @ThatAstrosGirl
21K Followers 9K Following Cohost on JuiceBox Blondies! 🧃 Get the @psf_app to join us! #astros #mlb shoes always by @nardgotsole_htxMVPnav🤘🏽 @PNav57
5K Followers 5K Following Paul/PNav | 7th Generation Texan | Trained SKYWARN weather spotter | #Relentless #Rockets #Aggies👍🏽 #WeAreTexans Gaming Profile: @btk_elnavEephus Tosser @EephusTosser
5K Followers 2K Following Amateur baseball, with an emphasis on west coast MLB Draft prospects. Pac-12 enthusiast (RIP). Views are my own and mostly bad. Not a scout. ✡️Htown Wheelhouse™�.. @HtownWheelhouse
8K Followers 5K Following Father, Grandfather | CoHost of @lockedonAstros | @Stros411 | The Game Contributor @ESPN_SWLA I Co-Host Back to the Bullpen Podcast with Mike Stanton @B2BullpenWASTEPH @wasteph_wes
3K Followers 2K Following Lover of Whiskey. I have a love/hate relationship with Houston sports. I cuss too much, so be it. Some of my content is NSFW. Not a suggested followAstrosAtoZ @AstrosAtoZ
16K Followers 7K Following Wholesome #Astros content. No matter how much I practice, I will never be better at tennis than the wall.🏆🧩James🧩🏆 @Autch14
3K Followers 2K Following Father, Astros, Longhorns, Rockets, Texans, Ducks, Professional Influencer, Sarcastic Xeetistgoth bobby hill 🏆�.. @Lissielys
7K Followers 2K Following alyssa. she/her. gaga. lana. astros: wicked witch of the AL west. drag enthusiast. human jukebox. #blm. 🇸🇮🏳️🌈Shoulda Never Started.. @quallsastros
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3K Followers 3K Following Bats: Right | Throws: Right. Narrative Killer. Your #1 fan, or your money back. Always right, 32% of the time.Turtle 🏆🏆 @TickingTurtle
3K Followers 4K Following Easily Amused Astros fan-Former LEO/Investigations-Forensic Chemistry-Independent Party-No DM’s please mainly b/c I never check-🏳️🌈Rineigh @Rineigh283597
0 Followers 123 FollowingEilish Joto @jo_eil
86 Followers 5K FollowingTyler @DontAtMe658
87 Followers 178 FollowingCuc Threats @threats44590
89 Followers 5K FollowingAndrew_joel🇺🇸 @TraderWith90651
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82 Followers 581 Following Family man, musician, writer, slow poke. Houston Astros super fan, lover of the South. Tex-patriot in NH. Onward to Beartaria! 🐻Sondra Queen @sond_quee
55 Followers 5K FollowingNobstradamus @HTownSWARM
82 Followers 219 Following New alt account to follow & discuss mostly Houston #Texans content. Opinions are my own. Follow me pls so I don’t look like a bot 😂 #wearetexans #htownmadeMargery Delano @DelanoMarg8720
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51 Followers 5K FollowingTyler Milner @tmilrealdeal
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34 Followers 5K FollowingKyle Mangum @kylemangum96
660 Followers 698 Following Anything Texas Longhorns, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Mavericks, or Texas Rangers, I’m all about it! Above all, God is in charge!𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠�.. @AnthonyHotBread
1K Followers 2K Following 𝓛𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓘𝓷 𝓜𝔂 𝓞𝔀𝓷 𝓣𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼 || same name on all socials (I also do videos) || Please follow with notis on || alt account: @anthonyhbreadMelissa ( Ruth ) @Melissasmit201
23 Followers 246 Following “You learn more from failure than from success. Don’t let it stop you. Failure builds character.” #Traveling #Reading #RealEstate #Exploring #IndependentMarky Mark Harris @HarrisMarkyMark
119 Followers 533 FollowingClaude Pickens @Astropickens
32 Followers 395 FollowingRoseline Duracher @RDurache
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0 Followers 5 FollowingEiliyah Sween @swee_eiliy
80 Followers 5K FollowingFADE @FadeAwayMedia
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17 Followers 3K FollowingCoach Beans @CoachBeansTTU
4K Followers 925 Following bean/beans. Tweeting mostly about types of flightless birds I think I could take in a cage match.Shawanna Oscar @ShawanOsca
28 Followers 5K FollowingBuzzy 🎸 @buzzyhoops
740 Followers 2K Following He/Him | 20 | One Life, One Dream, One Destiny | #RelentlessJimmy Randolph @jimmy_rand80222
12 Followers 355 Following Retired Athletic Director/Coach Grandfather Angelo State AlumnusLeida Nina @LeidaNina12830
66 Followers 5K FollowingJayhawker Farmer 🌾.. @bushwackkiller
889 Followers 5K Following Die hard Chiefs, Royals, and Jayhawks fan | certified bushwhacker killer | muck fizzou | wildcat hunter | man of faith | Farm sim player | RCJH! | music lover |Darcie Bungy @bung_darci
67 Followers 5K FollowingRip Griffin @RipTalksBsb
1K Followers 2K Following #DigitalMarker | Content Creator | Founder of @TxBaseballRpt & @RipGriffinDM | An @ibwaa member |SirKnowsALot (You don.. @Sir_KnowsALot_
394 Followers 458 Following Bringer of Bangers. Author of Aura. Relegator of Ratios. Tolerator of TCU burners. I don't ACTUALLY hate you, just a troll. knower of ball.Noemi Mcintyre @NoMcinty
47 Followers 5K FollowingWaffles 🌵 @WafflesWreckEm
1K Followers 2K Following Beloved Red Raider fan. You just got Waffled! @wreckembeans is forever Waffles #1. Besties for life with @tturaiderred #WreckEm 🌵The Fuzz @Texanfuzz414
548 Followers 894 Following Father and devoted husband, Texan, one of those “Crazy right wingers”, PoPo, Houston Astros fanaticYesi ⚾️ @luchamarlins
3K Followers 3K Following Vamos Marlins!! Arte! Professional Wrestling 🇲🇽 ... Son Los Marlins contribuyenteBrian McTaggart @brianmctaggart
111K Followers 2K Following ⚾️21st season as Astros beat reporter (since 2004, '09 for https://t.co/OvZbskZBxh) 🐾 University of Houston graduateThe Astros Locker @TheAstrosLocker
13K Followers 2K Following Astros Fan | Collector of Game Used memorabilia | Host of the Houston Fan CruiseAstros Fans UK @AstrosFansUK
16K Followers 968 Following Supporting our Astros 24/7 & connecting Astros fans across the world! @MLBUKCommunity co-creator. Contributor to @ApolloHOU [email protected]Bonda @BenOndaTop
22K Followers 570 Following I tell stories for a living...Texans/Rockets/Astros...UH ALUM. [email protected] for business inquiries. DM’s open as well.Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1
16K Followers 662 Following Co-Founder of @ApolloHOU. Blogger. Podcaster. Disruptor.🏆🔥 ⚾️ SLEEP.. @astros_dude
7K Followers 2K Following Houston Sports | Please Do Not Follow Me | Engagement Account | SatireArchbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
13K Followers 712 Following Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)tentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
3K Followers 5K Following Actually David | Not the sharpest basketball in the swimming pool | Ht: diet 6’ | Wt: dad bod Bat/Throw: L/L | Basically David Rose, but if he were straightDoug Dimmadome @jalex_819
2K Followers 829 Following 🇳🇮 | mala influencia | knower of baseball, pro wrestling, capeshit, memes | local tv star | all star men’s league baseball player | B/T: S/RAdam Clanton @adamclanton
43K Followers 2K Following 🎙#TheATeam weekdays 3-6p CT on @SportsTalk790, flagship of the @HoustonRockets and @astros. #Rockets Radio Network host. Hater of mayonnaise and glitter.🤘🏼🔥APOLLO MEDIA @ApolloHOU
43K Followers 442 Following Sports & Pop Culture | Blogs | Merch | Video | Podcasts | @ApolloNBA @ApolloTexans @1takepod @WatchWithApollo https://t.co/Wj9cHjQ3zwJenn @baseballnchill
11K Followers 426 Following In an emotionally abusive relationship with the World Series champion Houston Astros𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍.. @_ShadowStro
3K Followers 3K Following Iron sharpens iron ✍ Astros Aggies Cowboys Rockets Canes *AA saved my life* Don't do Fentanyl 🧐ThatAstrosGirl @ThatAstrosGirl
21K Followers 9K Following Cohost on JuiceBox Blondies! 🧃 Get the @psf_app to join us! #astros #mlb shoes always by @nardgotsole_htxMVPnav🤘🏽 @PNav57
5K Followers 5K Following Paul/PNav | 7th Generation Texan | Trained SKYWARN weather spotter | #Relentless #Rockets #Aggies👍🏽 #WeAreTexans Gaming Profile: @btk_elnavEephus Tosser @EephusTosser
5K Followers 2K Following Amateur baseball, with an emphasis on west coast MLB Draft prospects. Pac-12 enthusiast (RIP). Views are my own and mostly bad. Not a scout. ✡️Josh Reddick @JRedDubDeuce
159K Followers 736 Following Dad to Mav & Ryder. Husband. WORLD SERIES CHAMPION Go Dawgs. Life analyst. I tend to run my mouth. I am NOT JJ Redick IG: realjoshreddickTyler @DontAtMe658
87 Followers 178 Followingjulia morales stan ac.. @astrosbatgirl
3K Followers 2K Following Jeremy Peña simp. Yankee bully. Blue Jay admirer. Still waiting on my invite to Bregman’s Bar Mitzvah. Regular giveaways! Htown til I drown. 🚂🍊🌆 🚀Kyle Mangum @kylemangum96
660 Followers 698 Following Anything Texas Longhorns, Dallas Cowboys, Dallas Mavericks, or Texas Rangers, I’m all about it! Above all, God is in charge!Rip Griffin @RipTalksBsb
1K Followers 2K Following #DigitalMarker | Content Creator | Founder of @TxBaseballRpt & @RipGriffinDM | An @ibwaa member |Raider Ty @RaiderTy92
2K Followers 3K Following Texas Tech propaganda & Big 12 discourse | White condiments hater | 2023 BGB Texas Tech rookie of the year. aka another jackass burnerSirKnowsALot (You don.. @Sir_KnowsALot_
394 Followers 458 Following Bringer of Bangers. Author of Aura. Relegator of Ratios. Tolerator of TCU burners. I don't ACTUALLY hate you, just a troll. knower of ball.ROGUE HOU SPORTS LLC @RogueHouSports
2K Followers 823 Following HOU SPORTS | BLACK TWITTER MLB | I DON’T REPRESENT A FANBASE | DUSTY BAKER ENTHUSIAST | I FAN ALONE | TWEETS FROM TOILET | IF THIS ACCOUNT ANGERS YOU SEEK HELPV. ✨🐝 @HaangEmHiigh
37K Followers 20K Following カウボーイくそ! name is V! He/Him. Black. 👌🏾 I love fighting games and wrestling | Jamie Hayter enthusiast. @romanreactmemes is my wiseman. HAANG'N'HA! 🤠 🇵🇸DIGGS @stefondiggs
627K Followers 601 FollowingA Kenny For Your Thou.. @_kennythoughts
31K Followers 6K Following Lame jokes, positive takes. I post wrestling predictions that somehow always come true. Is it ok that I like both AEW & WWE?! Yeet!TCU Hypnotoad @TCUHypnotoad
6K Followers 428 Following As seen on the video board | Not affiliated with @TCU | #RallyRecliner | Organ Donor | TCU twitter’s original HypnoToad | Clark Society MemberGood Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
38K Followers 5K Following king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead.Weird Things Caught O.. @ParanormaIVideo
552K Followers 86 Following The Most Surprising, Unusual, and Amazing Things Caught on Camera.Out of Context Simpso.. @OOCCouchGags
110K Followers 4K Following Run by @LorcanHedgehog A Irish guy acts American. Age 25. Posts non couch gag tweets. (Not associated to Disney, Fox nor Simpsons Crew)The World Champions P.. @SapphirePeagle
1K Followers 564 Following FWTX | Josh Jung Aficionado | Rangers #StraightUpTX #RunItBackNIT @NITMBB
4K Followers 113 Following The official account of the National Invitation Tournament - College Basketball's Beginning.Tech N Tortillas 🌵 @techntortillas
2K Followers 3K Following Tech n Tortillas. Real raiders, real thoughts, real tortillas YouTube: https://t.co/VeiU651XPJEl Jefe (aka Jefe Jef.. @Jeff_Brunson
6K Followers 5K Following Claim to fame - I tweeted the UT basketball presale code in 2022. Inaugural class of the Texas Tech Twitter Hall of Fame #GunsUp #WreckEmCoaching Changes @CoachingChanges
31K Followers 2K Following A place for CBB industry insiders to share info and speculate, especially during coaching carousel season.Red @Redthedealer
175 Followers 416 Following Chronic Texas Tech Fan. CMBB Aficionado. Your mothers Husband.Infield Fly Girl @infieldflygrl
7K Followers 3K Following |• probably photographed your back •| 3rd Party MLB Commissioner Candidate |• 🎙️@SonRantoShow •| throws right; votes left |•there is no offseason•| CubsWalk-On Redshirts @walkonredshirts
8K Followers 2K Following Random College Football content that will make you wonder why I hate your team. FWAA #BanFallWeddingsSavannah Bananas @TheSavBananas
199K Followers 639 Following We Make Baseball Fun. Fans First. Entertain Always. Banana Ball World Tour 💛 by @ZapposKyle Umlang @kyleumlang
56K Followers 2K Following Mr Data | Cohost of @StatisticsPod & @LoneStarShowPod Podcasts | Data Analyst | Graphic Designer | MS Data Science | CFB Stat Expert | Best Selling Author 🤘🏽𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚�.. @parkergulp
2K Followers 1K Following tcu sports enthusiast • enjoyer of dfw sports • roll mfing toad • #cardiacfrogsTriple H’s Thoughts.. @TripleHHHPaulL
22K Followers 168 Following Enjoy the thoughts of the man with a nose for the wrestling business. Parody. Satire. General Observations.Blue 🧡🐬🧡 @Squedunk78
10K Followers 6K Following Dolphins #FinsUp #BravesCountry #LetsGoBuffalo Sabres🏒 Music is Medicine It's Twitter, it's not that serious.Scotty Walden @CoachSWUTEP
56K Followers 10K Following 1 Corin.9:24Phil.4:13Prov.27:17Psalm3 Head Football Coach The University of TEXAS at El Paso #ChaseTheLion #WinTheWest #CodeBlue #FTB #UnityIsTheSecretT3 Bracketology™️.. @T3Bracketology
26K Followers 16K Following For the fans, by a fan. Bracketologist who watches 40hrs of CBB, every week | Chicago State Super Fan | Content featured on @sidelines_SN | @usbwaBarstool Detroit @BSMotorCity
68K Followers 485 Following The official Barstool Detroit | Direct affiliate of @barstoolsports | DM for content to be featuredKristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse
137K Followers 3K Following •America’s Stepdad•@jortscenterpod•alt @wapplehouse•Disturbing Vidz @DisturbingVidz
430K Followers 0 Following Videos that may disturb you.. No jumpscares allowedSean Dillon 🎙📻 .. @SeanADillon
2K Followers 1K Following Radio @963klll @mix100 @rock101lubbock Dir/Prod/Talent @RockinPregame covering #TexasTech https://t.co/Eej1ijtFl3 Like, Share & SubscribeBuild-A-Bear Elmo’s.. @A_Ron1991
922 Followers 1K Following This Is Fake Elmo’s tweeter! Stuffed Elmo has many opinions & you need to hear what Fake Elmo thinks! Stuffed Elmo loves his @browns! Not the real Elmo.Waffles 🌵 @WafflesWreckEm
1K Followers 2K Following Beloved Red Raider fan. You just got Waffled! @wreckembeans is forever Waffles #1. Besties for life with @tturaiderred #WreckEm 🌵Samantha Irvin @SamanthaTheBomb
270K Followers 2K Following WWE Ring Announcer & Correspondent • #TheFlautist on @seeyourvoicefox • @agt Semi FinalistMLB Drive-Thru @MLBDriveThru
49 Followers 47 FollowingBigXII Bobby Hurley @BigXII_Bobby
2K Followers 1K Following Welcome to the Kobe of villain accounts. No one can out troll me. I am everything Bobby thinks but can’t say out loudYou should’ve thanked him for 4 consecutive ALCS appearances, two pennants, and one title over the last four years. Instead, you’re getting a 7-19 start to be thankful for.
Is this the part we thank Dusty baker? He said we’d thank him this year. Still waiting for that thank you moment…
I have no idea why anyone would be doing this.
The people who are taking victory laps and celebrating that the Astros have been bad without Dusty Baker are the weirdest Astros fans I’ve ever seen on here
HOLD THE LINE, BOYS! DON’T GO TO 10!!!
Yordan Alvarez crushes ANOTHER 461-foot home run. 🔥 #MexicoCitySeries
All rise! Aaron Judge extends the Yankees' lead 🧑⚖️ (via @snyyankees)
Josh Hader when fans in Mexico City are speaking Spanish in earshot of the bullpen
"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
This is one of a small, but not insignificant, percentage of my tweets which are specifically meant for @jalex_819.
Two Rabbits are filmed fighting in the middle of the night.
Being able to play old wrestling games now on my iPhone without jailbreaking it rules.
Why does this look like it’s from an episode of Is It Cake?
The Mets City Connect helmets 🔥🔥🔥 📷: @SNY_Mets
People will hang on to one great performance from a mid carder for like 10 years straight
No, Ty. You WILL stay on this app until the end of baseball season. No pulling out early, that’s not the brand.
@MDeskaTTU @drmistercody "Did you ever notice......?"
hot take: id much rather 100 more sketch’s get famous than have more Aidan Ross archetypes getting famous
Sketch just announced Houston Texans' NFL Draft pick
You could never make Bee Movie today.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
At pick No. 122, the Bears selected Iowa punter Tory Taylor.
@PeterBurnsESPN @RustyMansell_ How is a 5th round qb still available in the third round?
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two gender critical feminists being treated in hospital after a “serious altercation” in a public bathroom in which both thought the other was transgender.
the funniest possible report that will ever come from the TERF movement
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Two gender critical feminists being treated in hospital after a “serious altercation” in a public bathroom in which both thought the other was transgender.