Astros 2024 Champs @AstrosOptimism2
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New mental illness just dropped
New mental illness just dropped
MLB Slugging % leaders since 2005: 1) Yordan Alvarez - .583 2) Mike Trout - .581 T-2) Aaron Judge: .581 4) David Ortiz: .565 5) Barry Bonds: .561
At home 🤒, but this makes me feel better! 🧡 Just an incredible fact. Thanks for sharing @AstrosOptimism2
At home 🤒, but this makes me feel better! 🧡 Just an incredible fact. Thanks for sharing @AstrosOptimism2
The Astros are going to be just fine
The Astros are going to be just fine
Pitchers have nightmares about this man. Joey Loperfido’s 13th home run of the season leads all of professional baseball 👏 📏 428 FT
THE SEASON HAS STARTED
Conversations must be held
“Hey Siri, which team had minor leaguers forcibly masterbating each other?”
“Hey Siri, which team had minor leaguers forcibly masterbating each other?”
“Hey siri, who won the 2017, 2019, 2021, and 2022 ALCS?” You got me there little man
“Hey siri, who won the 2017, 2019, 2021, and 2022 ALCS?” You got me there little man
They won the division for the 7th consecutive season! Astros own the rangers little buddy
They won the division for the 7th consecutive season! Astros own the rangers little buddy
Maybe the trip to Mexico is what the team needed
Me if I gave up a hit to 2024 Jose Abreu
Sometimes you take an L and gotta keep it moving That is the Jose Abreu situation Move on from him
Jose Abreu is Trash Tracker Ks: 18 With RISP: 0-19 LOB: 27 Errors: 4 XBH: 1 BB: 2 Pop Ups: 3 Missed Scoops: 5 FC: 2 Hits: 4 Weak grounders: 15 DPs: 2 Weak fly balls: 8 RBIs: 1 SAC Fly: 1
Jose Abreu is Trash Tracker Ks: 18 With RISP: 0-19 LOB: 27 Errors: 4 XBH: 1 BB: 2 Pop Ups: 3 Missed Scoops: 5 FC: 2 Hits: 4 Weak grounders: 15 DPs: 2 Weak fly balls: 8 RBIs: 1 SAC Fly: 1
Rally Killer Jose Abreu strikes again. DFA him now. There’s no reason to wait.
I really believe I’d be better than Jose Abreu at the plate I’m dead serious
Extra base hits in 2024: Trey Cabbage*: 1 Jose Abreu: 1 *= first game of the season
If the offense doesn’t explode in Mexico City..
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How about we not call a random Jew a baby murderer. Never lose sight of the problem. It’s the Israeli government, not some college kid.
This is assault of a Jewish student at @ASU:
“I bet you that you don’t own a house in LA or even clear 6 figures”
@LAtowncritic @OakStadiumWatch Let’s play a little game , big bank take the “Fake Cholo’s Bank” little bank. I bet you that you don’t own a house In LA or even clear 6 figures .
@AstrosOptimism2 @camibrown1984 I prefer to call this well organized
@camibrown1984 Preparing for any scenario
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Continuing to play Jose Abreu is doubling down on a bad decision. You are paying him no matter what. At this point it is better to pay him to be a non factor instead of an actively negative factor.
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i love how the "Free Brittany" thing just destroyed her life
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The Astros made Joey Loperfido’s call-up official. No corresponding move yet, but the team did return Trey Cabbage to Triple-A Sugar Land. Cabbage was with the team in Mexico City as its 27th man
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