Good Tweetman @Goodtweet_man
king of pseudo-intellectuals and jester of Catholic Twitter. All wives in my wife jokes are fictional and not intended to resemble any person, living or dead. goodtweetman.wordpress.com Oooooo Joined June 2009-
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Lmao Pirates you really just don’t like having any joy do you
If you're doing drugs at a protest you're not actually serious but just treating it like a party for your amusement
Well alright Tellez, you get a pass for today
“You’re looking at them asshole”
2012: Politician puts dog in carrier on car roof 2024: Politician shoots dog 2036: ?
THEY DID IT! THEY SCORED A SINGLE RUN IN THE 20TH INNING AFTER 19 STRAIGHT OF SUCKING HARD ASS
It’s more theorized than “known”
Would you mind saying a prayer for my wife’s cousin Dayne and his wife Mary, as they begin married life? May they have a long and fruitful marriage! 🙏
Another quality start from the Pirates starting pitching, which has proven to be genuinely really good. Too bad it is completely wasted
Please pray for Jordan Haber, a former Grade 6 student of mine who died as a result of a tragic motorcycle accident a few months ago at the age of 36. 🙏🙏🙏
19 innings
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home
Otto Von Pissmarck @pissmarck
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49 Followers 229 FollowingOtto Von Pissmarck @pissmarck
3K Followers 1K Following I’m here to unite Germany and say some stupid shit, and buddy, I’m all out of Germany.Fr. Paul Atreides @BackwardsFeet
21K Followers 603 Following priest of ten thousand takes God, gains, and games not a canon lawyer 505 / 300 / 500 https://t.co/GRhASHN9wU | https://t.co/wrXIdgXCvV | https://t.co/pIHeIpBpNQBrendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane
15K Followers 150 Following Critics say I have the “jocular emaciation” of a young John Hannah.Fr. Ryan Hilderbrand @FrHilderbrand
17K Followers 252 Following Pastor of St. Matthew's in Mt. Vernon, IN and St. Philip's, Posey County, IN. STL (Dogmatics). Views are my own.Fr. Tom Bombadil @calix517
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12K Followers 985 Following Obedient to Love. Wife to the one and only Nick Sciarappa. Girl mama to Indiana and Daisy. PGH Realtor.Friar Nick @FrNickOFMConv
16K Followers 647 Following Following Fr. Nick is like if you started long distance running, got lost, found Jesus, then Our Lady and Bl. John Duns Scotus introduced you to #SignalGrace.Ed. Condon @canonlawyered
27K Followers 415 Following Canon lawyer, editor and cofounder of @PillarCatholic, legend of "Lawman for the Lord" song fame. My opinions are for sale.Gideon Lazar - The Co.. @ByzCat
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12K Followers 841 Following Roman Catholic priest who plays the keytar (tweets do not represent my parishes nor my archdiocese)Vicente Fox Mulder @WASPmexicano
6K Followers 897 Following The dumb ass speaking with a man’s voice forbad the madness of the prophet.Father Schmidt @FrDarinSchmidt
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4K Followers 88 FollowingIm putting together a team
@Goodtweet_man So I think, what, three hail Marys tonight? At least?
@JohnathonWillow @Goodtweet_man he’s got that Jonas Brother physiognomy
@konamikomando @Goodtweet_man No...if you do a search for his name you'll see his obituary.
@Goodtweet_man two sides of the same coin
@Goodtweet_man Tell us how you really feel
AND Ke'BRYAN HAYES HITS HIS FIRST HOME RUN OF THE SEASON ASDOP;IAJ;OEJFA;OWESJF;ALISEDFA['POWJGFA'PWLSE'AL;SKKGASDGASD;LGUHAS;DLGJA;LEKGJAWE;LIJ 105.7 MPH exit velocity, 377 feet, HR In 16/30 ballparks
I'm changing which Pirates hat I'm wearing. This will surely help.
@FrHilderbrand @Goodtweet_man Father, this is awesome!
@FrHilderbrand @Goodtweet_man “yo mamma”
@Bartholomewgibs @87lbofbees @brand_ork lol, in this example the 'population' is the total amount of shots, for each player. It's so funny you can't make the connection.
@Bartholomewgibs @brand_ork One basketball player takes 100 shots and sinks 30 The other basketball player takes 10 shots and sinks 7 30/100 Vs 7/10 Which basketball player is a better shooter, based on the data I have given you?
@Goodtweet_man that 10th inning Homer Ugggggggh